Post by El Propietario de GOL! on Aug 31, 2016 12:44:13 GMT
The scene opens to up in the middle of the night in the Mexican desert. Three men are seen walking up towards a deep cave nearby with flame lit torches. The two bigger men shine a light inside before turning back and nodding at the third men, who pulls down his balaclava that was preventing him ingesting dust, to reveal himself at GOL owner Carlos Diaz.
Diaz: This is the place.
They enter the deep cave as they search for something. The bigger men wave their torches to sign a light as the dust stains their clothing. The creepy sounds of inside the cave have them all on edge as they shiver and swiftly turn at the very sound of anything. Rats crawl through their legs and rub their trousers which brings about a look of disgust on Diaz.
Diaz: Who on earth would stay here?
Male: Boss look!
He shines a light onto a corner of the cave where it reveals dozens of ripped and blood stained Luchador masks. Diaz slowly walks over towards them and bends over to pick up one of the masks. He brushes off the sand and dirt and gets a closer look at it before from the corner of his eye a large shadow appears. He jerks his head around and hears the screams of one of his men as the large shadow engulfs him into the dark. The other one tries to bring out a gun but he too is met with a large strike that knocks him out cold against the hard cave walls before he is dragged away into the darkness. The screams of his men echo before they are suddenly halted. Carlos tries to flee before tripping up on a rock and crashing to the ground. He pushes with his hands hastily as he tries to escape before the shadow completely covers all of Diaz’s body. He freezes in fear as heavy breathing can be heard.
Diaz: You are real…..
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The night time has come in on the streets of Los Angeles. You are looking at this first tense so it’s like you literally watching this from your own eyes. Outside this rundown building that looks like it is beginning to rust and needs renovation are a group of fans that are outside smoking. A few are wearing masks while there is one particular guy that is the source of the humour. You are walking towards the group to which the closer you get you see the group smoking recreational drugs. The one main guys turns around and sees you and immediately chucks the spliff and breathes out quickly, coughing afterwards. He puts the quills on his mask behind him as he begins to address you.
“Oh you’re back again! Awesome! You’re becoming a fucking regular now its great to see! Well what are you waiting for let’s get you inside dude!
He invite you in as the doors are opened by Hispanic bouncers. You pull your ticket out from your wallet and hand it over to staff who scan it and stub it for you.
“Best of luck again Dragon.”
“Thanks darling! My magic dragon is waiting for you after like last time!!!”
He winks at the female staff member before looking at you and waves you to come up the stairs; you see the masks again and see how there are so many of them.
“This is our wall of respect. A lot of brothers and sisters have been lost sacrificing their lives for Lucha Libre and pro wrestling. We put their masks on the walls as a sign of respect and appreciation for what they have done.”
You are handed a beer by bar staff.
“Sadly the beer isn’t free anymore, but we managed to get all booze cheap and get the fans cheerful! Oh don’t tell Diaz but we have a inside betting bookies in one of the rooms here! Good way to make some money! Feel free to visit their anytime!”
You get to the top of the stairs and see fans drinking and having a good time. You hear really heavy music as Dragon continues to talk to you.
“So you should know about us right now. We have a top tier with a balcony and a stand that leads to the bottom bit where the ring is. Bars are on both floors, that’s important. There’s food carts available too. You know now the Luchadors and Luchadoras come through that door over there and then down the stairs at the other side and then walk down stairs through the crowd! We can fit about a thousand. Again all we ask is you respect those that deserve respect, but you can shove the dicks though! Oh we better give you a better view!”
Dragon opens the door to let you through and you are once again in awe of the energy of the labyrinth. You see on the left a heavy metal band playing really heavy music as the fans chant loud, waiting for the show to start! You see the sold out labyrinth with fans chanting and singing having a great time.
“We show up here once a month, have one MASSIVELY AWESOME time and leave. You guys are our priority! We have luchadors, luchadoras and international talent. They bust their asses for you for your moneys worth so give them a cheer! “
You see Dragon climbing over the barricade of the upper balcony. The fans see him and scream in support for him.
“ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING READY FOR SOME LUCHA LIBRE ACTION!”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dragon turns to you and gives a thumbs.
“So what are we waiting for? Get your seat, sit down and prepare to PARTY!!!”
Chaos Dragon jumps off from the barricade and drops right into the fans! They crowd surf him as Chapter Cinco: IT’S A DILAPIDATED BOAT commences! The heavy metal music gets louder as the camera pans all of the fans and then right on to our commentators of GOL; Luchadora Sabrina and colour commentator Chory Silva.
S: Chapter Cinco has arrived and we are once again back at the Labyrinth! I am your commentator for tonight Sabrina and once again with me tonight, covering for El Toro who makes his in ring return, is Chory Silva.
CS: For the first time in nearly 2 decades, El Toro returns to the ring to settle a score. We our champions making their first title defences. It is all happening tonight here!
S: Let’s waste no time the fans have been patient in waiting, lets us get this show started!
Combat Baby by Metric plays as the Rey De Reyes champion comes out with a massive standing ovation!
TC: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome our Rey De Reyes champion! LA CUCARACHA!
S: That’s our champion right there!!
Wrestlepest makes her way down the stairs high fiving fans before rolling into the ring. Her music cuts as the fans cheer her name on before getting a microphone. She embraces the crowd as they chant her name and cheer her own!
LC: You don’t know how fucking good that is to hear!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She goes to speak before she is overwhelmed by chants of;
YOU DESERVE IT! (Clapping!) YOU DESERVE IT!
LC: I went through hell over the last six months with the aim and desire to be the champion that this underground society deserves to have!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LC: I shed blood, sweat and tears and sounded like rice crispies every morning for the chance to become the Rey De Reyes champion. Winning this title is without a shadow of a doubt the proudest moment of my career! And being your champion is the most honourable thing I have ever had the privilege of having! If it wasn’t for you lot I wouldn’t be here top of the mountain so from the bottom of my heart….Thank you!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LC: I will defend this title with integrity. I will win match after match and become in the history books as of the greatest champions in history, because you fucking awesome fans deserve someone like that as champion
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LC: I will be successful tonight! And I will be successful wherever I go against whoever they put in front of me!
Voodoo child echoes around the Labyrinth as the challenger for the belt, Senior Awesomeo makes his arrival at the upper balcony. He adjusts his mask before high fiving fans before making his descent down the stairs.
CS: Business is about to pick up, the challenger is here!
S: I wonder what he will have to say about this!
Senior Awesomeo eyes La Cucaracha up before making his way into the ring and getting a mic. The response for the pair is split with the fans knowing they face each other tonight for the belt.
SA: First off congratulations on winning the Rey De Reyes title.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO The fans clap in appreciation.
SA: The fans are yourself are right on one thing. You earned that title! And the fans deserve a champion who defends that belt with pride and honour!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
SA: But the one thing I will disagree with you on is who will be defending that golden belt over and over again. And after tonight it won’t be you….It will be me.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The response meets with a mixed response. La Cucaracha puts the mic against her lips before;
“NO NO NO NO NO!”
The boos echo around the arena as Sam Washington storms downstairs.
SW: NO NO NO!
He stops mid-flight and screams at one of the fans;
SW (At fan): SHUT THE FUCK UP!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
S: Oh crap.
CS: Everyones least favourite asshole is here.
Sam without hesitation storms into the ring before giving the middle finger at the fans which causes some of the fans to throw beer and food at him.
SW: I was robbed of that title by an old mother fucker who is going to get his just rewards tonight by me in Cero miedo!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
SW: You won because you got help! There is no one else in this company greater and with all the cards on their table then The American War Machine! I am mere waiting in the shadows for the winner and make no mistake about it, none of you two can match me in power! I am the man with the plan! I am the American soldier who has everything to his advantage. It is only a matter of time before that belt comes to me!
Cattle Decapitation plays which brings about everyone on their feet as the three wrestlers in the ring turn around. Sawtooth Grin swaggers at the top of the balcony with Pandoras box on his shoulder like a boom box. He calmly walks down the stairs as the fans look on.
S: Our god of war is here!
CS: And he has Pandora with him! The box that guarantees him a title shot at anytime!!
He asks for one of the officials for safely securing Pandora before rolling into the ring with his own microphone.
SG: I’m sorry fat fuck can you repeat that?
The fans laugh while Sam sarcastically laughs.
SG: While you three have been having fun in the ring. What was disappointing was while all of you had legit reasons for showing you have the advantage of the company, not one of you fuckers mentioned the god of war….
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SG: I may not have the looks of one, but your god of fucking war is right here!
Sawtooth points to Pandoras Box.
SG: That right there means I get a Rey De Reyes title shot anytime anyplace for up to one year. I can go for it when you are at your weakest. Or I could go for it when you least expect it! Hell I could cash it in right now….
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
La Cucaracha looks on.
SG: But I’m not going to. But none of you have the upper advantage on that title. The God of War does….
SW: Oh shut the fuck up pothead.
SG: You wanna go?!
SA: Hey do you two mind and fuck off?
The three all argue in the ring before La Cucaracha looks on in disbelief. She gets the mic out of frustration and roars.
LC: I’m fed up talking. I’m ready to fight. So Senior. Why don’t we do this title match right here right now!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Senior nods in approval.
LC: Get a fucking ref and let’s do this!
Sam and Sawtooth stare each other down before they leave the ring. A ref comes in and La Cucaracha hands the belt over.
CS: Are we really having this right now?!
S: The fans love it! Rey De Reyes is going to open up chapter Cinco!
The ref lifts the title over his head before the bell is rung as this match gets underway.
…
…
BUT SAM SMASHES WRESTLEPESTS BACK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
SW: Stupid bitch! That’s for costing me the belt!
S: Oh come on!
CS: That’s not fair!
Senior Awesomeo looks on as realises his title match has come to an end in seconds thanks to Washington. The bell is rung before Awesomeo looks on;
SA: You fucking fat fuck!
The pair trade blows with slugger shots hitting each other. Furious, La Cucaracha gets involved as all three attack one another. Sawtooth initially jumps on the ring mat, but realises the advantage he could have and jumps off the ring. Awesomeo rams his knee into Sam and goes for the lariat, but Washington dodges and instead he hits La Cucaracha! Sam lifts Senior up and shoves him out of the ring. Wrestlepest is struggling and Sawtooth soon sees the possibility.
CS: Oh wait a minute!
He grabs Pandoras Box and rolls in. He mulls over whether or not he cashes it in as the fans look on in anticipation.
S: Is he going to do it or not.
Chaos Dragon suddenly emerges from the top of the balcony and orders security guards wearing Lucha masks who storm down the stairs and spread all over the ring and outside it. They separate the four competitors as the fans look on.
S: It is all chaotic right here at the Labyrinth!
All four shout at each other as Sawtooth misses out on a cash in.
CD: Stop it! Stop it right now!
The four all look on.
CD: Dickhead Diaz isn’t here so I’m fully in charge! While I love a good scrap this is taking the piss. We now have a title match in disarray! I know all four of you want that belt, but this isn’t the way we are fucking going to do this!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CD: So this is what we’re gonna do. We have the Lucha World Cup next month. And what else we have next month is our first ever Open Fight Night called “Taco Tuesday”. Now anyone can call out anyone in this event but I am going to make this one exception.
All four look on curiously.
CD: Our main event at Taco Tuesday will be La Cucaracha defending her Rey De Reyes title against Senior Awesomeo! We WILL have this match. And to make sure none of this shit starts again. EVERYONE IS BANNED FROM RINGSIDE!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
CD: If any of you fuckers show up, you will lose everything!
Dragons music starts as all four look on.
S: So we will have this title match! Awesomeo vs La Cucaracha for the Rey De Reyes title! Everyone banned from ringside.
CS: Great call by our GM!
All four look at each as the camera cuts to a commercial break.
LUCHA SHOWCASE
Jack Levy vs The Masked Moron vs King Fuego
WINNER: The Masked Moron
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Sawtooth Grin is holding Pandoras box backstage after being asked to leave the Labyrinth. He gets ready to make his exit before noticing empty packets of wrappers from Taco Bell all over the floor. He curiously looks on the floor as he notices a trail.
BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP
"Now tell me you still can't beat that motherfucker!!"
Sawtooth turns around to reveal his friend and newest member of the GOL roster, Matt Acid!
Sawtooth: DUDE! You came!
MA: Of course! Though you may now pronounce me as El Matto Acido!
The fans laugh.
Sawtooth: Oh you're gonna love this place! Their fucking mental! Hell even look at the Lucha World Cup!
EMA: Hell yeah! I'm looking forward to fucking shit up, drinking and eating Tacos with some sushi! In fact i've already signed myself up for TACO TUESDAY!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sawtooth: Awesome!!
EMA: Let it be known dude that i will officially call out ANYONE to one of the most deadliest matches known to the modern human.......A TACO DEATHMATCH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sawtooth: Fucking sweet dude!! Let's get drunk to that!
The pair smirk before leaving the Labyrinth with drinks given to them by bar staff as they exit the doors.
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TRIOS TITLE MATCH
The Everyday Heroes (c) vs Julian Tijerina, Mohammed Al Thani & Angel Kash
WINNER: The Everyday Heroes
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CERO MIEDO
Sam Washington vs Ramon "El Toro" Rodriquez
WINNER: Sam Washington
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SOARING EAGLE TITLE MATCH
Roxi Johnson(c) vs Amy-Jo Smyth(c)
WINNER AND NEW UNDISPUTED SOARING EAGLE CHAMPION: Roxi Johnson
Diaz: This is the place.
They enter the deep cave as they search for something. The bigger men wave their torches to sign a light as the dust stains their clothing. The creepy sounds of inside the cave have them all on edge as they shiver and swiftly turn at the very sound of anything. Rats crawl through their legs and rub their trousers which brings about a look of disgust on Diaz.
Diaz: Who on earth would stay here?
Male: Boss look!
He shines a light onto a corner of the cave where it reveals dozens of ripped and blood stained Luchador masks. Diaz slowly walks over towards them and bends over to pick up one of the masks. He brushes off the sand and dirt and gets a closer look at it before from the corner of his eye a large shadow appears. He jerks his head around and hears the screams of one of his men as the large shadow engulfs him into the dark. The other one tries to bring out a gun but he too is met with a large strike that knocks him out cold against the hard cave walls before he is dragged away into the darkness. The screams of his men echo before they are suddenly halted. Carlos tries to flee before tripping up on a rock and crashing to the ground. He pushes with his hands hastily as he tries to escape before the shadow completely covers all of Diaz’s body. He freezes in fear as heavy breathing can be heard.
Diaz: You are real…..
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The night time has come in on the streets of Los Angeles. You are looking at this first tense so it’s like you literally watching this from your own eyes. Outside this rundown building that looks like it is beginning to rust and needs renovation are a group of fans that are outside smoking. A few are wearing masks while there is one particular guy that is the source of the humour. You are walking towards the group to which the closer you get you see the group smoking recreational drugs. The one main guys turns around and sees you and immediately chucks the spliff and breathes out quickly, coughing afterwards. He puts the quills on his mask behind him as he begins to address you.
“Oh you’re back again! Awesome! You’re becoming a fucking regular now its great to see! Well what are you waiting for let’s get you inside dude!
He invite you in as the doors are opened by Hispanic bouncers. You pull your ticket out from your wallet and hand it over to staff who scan it and stub it for you.
“Best of luck again Dragon.”
“Thanks darling! My magic dragon is waiting for you after like last time!!!”
He winks at the female staff member before looking at you and waves you to come up the stairs; you see the masks again and see how there are so many of them.
“This is our wall of respect. A lot of brothers and sisters have been lost sacrificing their lives for Lucha Libre and pro wrestling. We put their masks on the walls as a sign of respect and appreciation for what they have done.”
You are handed a beer by bar staff.
“Sadly the beer isn’t free anymore, but we managed to get all booze cheap and get the fans cheerful! Oh don’t tell Diaz but we have a inside betting bookies in one of the rooms here! Good way to make some money! Feel free to visit their anytime!”
You get to the top of the stairs and see fans drinking and having a good time. You hear really heavy music as Dragon continues to talk to you.
“So you should know about us right now. We have a top tier with a balcony and a stand that leads to the bottom bit where the ring is. Bars are on both floors, that’s important. There’s food carts available too. You know now the Luchadors and Luchadoras come through that door over there and then down the stairs at the other side and then walk down stairs through the crowd! We can fit about a thousand. Again all we ask is you respect those that deserve respect, but you can shove the dicks though! Oh we better give you a better view!”
Dragon opens the door to let you through and you are once again in awe of the energy of the labyrinth. You see on the left a heavy metal band playing really heavy music as the fans chant loud, waiting for the show to start! You see the sold out labyrinth with fans chanting and singing having a great time.
“We show up here once a month, have one MASSIVELY AWESOME time and leave. You guys are our priority! We have luchadors, luchadoras and international talent. They bust their asses for you for your moneys worth so give them a cheer! “
You see Dragon climbing over the barricade of the upper balcony. The fans see him and scream in support for him.
“ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING READY FOR SOME LUCHA LIBRE ACTION!”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dragon turns to you and gives a thumbs.
“So what are we waiting for? Get your seat, sit down and prepare to PARTY!!!”
Chaos Dragon jumps off from the barricade and drops right into the fans! They crowd surf him as Chapter Cinco: IT’S A DILAPIDATED BOAT commences! The heavy metal music gets louder as the camera pans all of the fans and then right on to our commentators of GOL; Luchadora Sabrina and colour commentator Chory Silva.
S: Chapter Cinco has arrived and we are once again back at the Labyrinth! I am your commentator for tonight Sabrina and once again with me tonight, covering for El Toro who makes his in ring return, is Chory Silva.
CS: For the first time in nearly 2 decades, El Toro returns to the ring to settle a score. We our champions making their first title defences. It is all happening tonight here!
S: Let’s waste no time the fans have been patient in waiting, lets us get this show started!
Combat Baby by Metric plays as the Rey De Reyes champion comes out with a massive standing ovation!
TC: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome our Rey De Reyes champion! LA CUCARACHA!
S: That’s our champion right there!!
Wrestlepest makes her way down the stairs high fiving fans before rolling into the ring. Her music cuts as the fans cheer her name on before getting a microphone. She embraces the crowd as they chant her name and cheer her own!
LC: You don’t know how fucking good that is to hear!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She goes to speak before she is overwhelmed by chants of;
YOU DESERVE IT! (Clapping!) YOU DESERVE IT!
LC: I went through hell over the last six months with the aim and desire to be the champion that this underground society deserves to have!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LC: I shed blood, sweat and tears and sounded like rice crispies every morning for the chance to become the Rey De Reyes champion. Winning this title is without a shadow of a doubt the proudest moment of my career! And being your champion is the most honourable thing I have ever had the privilege of having! If it wasn’t for you lot I wouldn’t be here top of the mountain so from the bottom of my heart….Thank you!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LC: I will defend this title with integrity. I will win match after match and become in the history books as of the greatest champions in history, because you fucking awesome fans deserve someone like that as champion
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LC: I will be successful tonight! And I will be successful wherever I go against whoever they put in front of me!
Voodoo child echoes around the Labyrinth as the challenger for the belt, Senior Awesomeo makes his arrival at the upper balcony. He adjusts his mask before high fiving fans before making his descent down the stairs.
CS: Business is about to pick up, the challenger is here!
S: I wonder what he will have to say about this!
Senior Awesomeo eyes La Cucaracha up before making his way into the ring and getting a mic. The response for the pair is split with the fans knowing they face each other tonight for the belt.
SA: First off congratulations on winning the Rey De Reyes title.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO The fans clap in appreciation.
SA: The fans are yourself are right on one thing. You earned that title! And the fans deserve a champion who defends that belt with pride and honour!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
SA: But the one thing I will disagree with you on is who will be defending that golden belt over and over again. And after tonight it won’t be you….It will be me.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The response meets with a mixed response. La Cucaracha puts the mic against her lips before;
“NO NO NO NO NO!”
The boos echo around the arena as Sam Washington storms downstairs.
SW: NO NO NO!
He stops mid-flight and screams at one of the fans;
SW (At fan): SHUT THE FUCK UP!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
S: Oh crap.
CS: Everyones least favourite asshole is here.
Sam without hesitation storms into the ring before giving the middle finger at the fans which causes some of the fans to throw beer and food at him.
SW: I was robbed of that title by an old mother fucker who is going to get his just rewards tonight by me in Cero miedo!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
SW: You won because you got help! There is no one else in this company greater and with all the cards on their table then The American War Machine! I am mere waiting in the shadows for the winner and make no mistake about it, none of you two can match me in power! I am the man with the plan! I am the American soldier who has everything to his advantage. It is only a matter of time before that belt comes to me!
Cattle Decapitation plays which brings about everyone on their feet as the three wrestlers in the ring turn around. Sawtooth Grin swaggers at the top of the balcony with Pandoras box on his shoulder like a boom box. He calmly walks down the stairs as the fans look on.
S: Our god of war is here!
CS: And he has Pandora with him! The box that guarantees him a title shot at anytime!!
He asks for one of the officials for safely securing Pandora before rolling into the ring with his own microphone.
SG: I’m sorry fat fuck can you repeat that?
The fans laugh while Sam sarcastically laughs.
SG: While you three have been having fun in the ring. What was disappointing was while all of you had legit reasons for showing you have the advantage of the company, not one of you fuckers mentioned the god of war….
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SG: I may not have the looks of one, but your god of fucking war is right here!
Sawtooth points to Pandoras Box.
SG: That right there means I get a Rey De Reyes title shot anytime anyplace for up to one year. I can go for it when you are at your weakest. Or I could go for it when you least expect it! Hell I could cash it in right now….
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
La Cucaracha looks on.
SG: But I’m not going to. But none of you have the upper advantage on that title. The God of War does….
SW: Oh shut the fuck up pothead.
SG: You wanna go?!
SA: Hey do you two mind and fuck off?
The three all argue in the ring before La Cucaracha looks on in disbelief. She gets the mic out of frustration and roars.
LC: I’m fed up talking. I’m ready to fight. So Senior. Why don’t we do this title match right here right now!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Senior nods in approval.
LC: Get a fucking ref and let’s do this!
Sam and Sawtooth stare each other down before they leave the ring. A ref comes in and La Cucaracha hands the belt over.
CS: Are we really having this right now?!
S: The fans love it! Rey De Reyes is going to open up chapter Cinco!
The ref lifts the title over his head before the bell is rung as this match gets underway.
…
…
BUT SAM SMASHES WRESTLEPESTS BACK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
SW: Stupid bitch! That’s for costing me the belt!
S: Oh come on!
CS: That’s not fair!
Senior Awesomeo looks on as realises his title match has come to an end in seconds thanks to Washington. The bell is rung before Awesomeo looks on;
SA: You fucking fat fuck!
The pair trade blows with slugger shots hitting each other. Furious, La Cucaracha gets involved as all three attack one another. Sawtooth initially jumps on the ring mat, but realises the advantage he could have and jumps off the ring. Awesomeo rams his knee into Sam and goes for the lariat, but Washington dodges and instead he hits La Cucaracha! Sam lifts Senior up and shoves him out of the ring. Wrestlepest is struggling and Sawtooth soon sees the possibility.
CS: Oh wait a minute!
He grabs Pandoras Box and rolls in. He mulls over whether or not he cashes it in as the fans look on in anticipation.
S: Is he going to do it or not.
Chaos Dragon suddenly emerges from the top of the balcony and orders security guards wearing Lucha masks who storm down the stairs and spread all over the ring and outside it. They separate the four competitors as the fans look on.
S: It is all chaotic right here at the Labyrinth!
All four shout at each other as Sawtooth misses out on a cash in.
CD: Stop it! Stop it right now!
The four all look on.
CD: Dickhead Diaz isn’t here so I’m fully in charge! While I love a good scrap this is taking the piss. We now have a title match in disarray! I know all four of you want that belt, but this isn’t the way we are fucking going to do this!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CD: So this is what we’re gonna do. We have the Lucha World Cup next month. And what else we have next month is our first ever Open Fight Night called “Taco Tuesday”. Now anyone can call out anyone in this event but I am going to make this one exception.
All four look on curiously.
CD: Our main event at Taco Tuesday will be La Cucaracha defending her Rey De Reyes title against Senior Awesomeo! We WILL have this match. And to make sure none of this shit starts again. EVERYONE IS BANNED FROM RINGSIDE!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
CD: If any of you fuckers show up, you will lose everything!
Dragons music starts as all four look on.
S: So we will have this title match! Awesomeo vs La Cucaracha for the Rey De Reyes title! Everyone banned from ringside.
CS: Great call by our GM!
All four look at each as the camera cuts to a commercial break.
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The camera cuts to the backstage where the returning masked moron is preparing for his match. He is doing squats which bring about a laugh from the crowd.
MM: One....two....seventy seven!
He finishes his squats before sipping from a bottle of water and warming up his arms.
"You're gonna need to do more than that to win kid!"
The Masked Moron turns around to reveal a veteran wrestling coach who approaches him wearing his grey tracksuit.
MM: Who are you?
"I'm coach Johnson. I am the BEST amateur wrestling coach you can get. Now i've seen your work kid and you have lots of potential. But you need someone to refine your skills to get you to that next level. I can do that for you."
Masked Moron mulls over this.
"All i'll ask is a weeks pay for a days job kiddo."
The crowd laugh hard at this as Moron mulls.
"You could be world champion with me at your side!"
MM: I could be world champion?!
Coach Johnson nods vigorously.
"It won't be easy but i can."
MM: Well....Okay! You're hired! Now hug me!
Coach Johnson pushes him away by pressing on his face.
"Now let's get started. What is the most important thing in life?"
MM: Ooooooooooh toughie! Emm.....HUGS!
(In a tense body and roaring loud) "NO YOU IDIOT! WRESTLING IS FUCKING EVERYTHING!
Masked Moron gets a surprise.
"NOW GIVE ME FIVE BEFORE YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE!"
Coach Johnson gets out a whistle and blows hard for Masked Moron who jolts out of sight.
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LUCHA SHOWCASE
Jack Levy vs The Masked Moron vs King Fuego
WINNER: The Masked Moron
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Sawtooth Grin is holding Pandoras box backstage after being asked to leave the Labyrinth. He gets ready to make his exit before noticing empty packets of wrappers from Taco Bell all over the floor. He curiously looks on the floor as he notices a trail.
BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP
"Now tell me you still can't beat that motherfucker!!"
Sawtooth turns around to reveal his friend and newest member of the GOL roster, Matt Acid!
Sawtooth: DUDE! You came!
MA: Of course! Though you may now pronounce me as El Matto Acido!
The fans laugh.
Sawtooth: Oh you're gonna love this place! Their fucking mental! Hell even look at the Lucha World Cup!
EMA: Hell yeah! I'm looking forward to fucking shit up, drinking and eating Tacos with some sushi! In fact i've already signed myself up for TACO TUESDAY!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sawtooth: Awesome!!
EMA: Let it be known dude that i will officially call out ANYONE to one of the most deadliest matches known to the modern human.......A TACO DEATHMATCH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sawtooth: Fucking sweet dude!! Let's get drunk to that!
The pair smirk before leaving the Labyrinth with drinks given to them by bar staff as they exit the doors.
TRIOS TITLE MATCH
The Everyday Heroes (c) vs Julian Tijerina, Mohammed Al Thani & Angel Kash
WINNER: The Everyday Heroes
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CERO MIEDO
Sam Washington vs Ramon "El Toro" Rodriquez
WINNER: Sam Washington
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SOARING EAGLE TITLE MATCH
Roxi Johnson(c) vs Amy-Jo Smyth(c)
WINNER AND NEW UNDISPUTED SOARING EAGLE CHAMPION: Roxi Johnson