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Post by RoC Lee Morrison on Aug 16, 2016 12:14:23 GMT
Vanessa Diaz catches up to the one and only masked crusader with an IQ of a peanut, the one, the only, The Masked Moron backstage.
Vanessa Diaz: "Good evening we are here tonight with The Masked Moron. Mr. Masked Moron, I was wondering if I can have a few words from you about your upcoming triple threat match tonight."
The Masked Moron: "Words? I have many words! like D-O-G DOG! or C-A-T CAT! or P-E-N-I~*"
Vanessa Diaz: "OKAY! That's enough words Mr. Masked Moron... What I meant by my question is that how do you feel fighting two other wrestlers tonight? You are facing Jack Levy and King Fuego, both are fierce warriors in the ring. Don't you feel afraid or anxious? Don't you feel excited?"
The Masked Moron: "Feelings?! I feel... I feel... I feel like... I feel like I need to use the little boys room!"
The Masked Moron clutches his butt as it seems that he needs to take a potty break. Realizing the situation, Vanessa Diaz sighs and decides that it will be in her best interest to help out.
Vanessa Diaz: "Head that way and turn right when you reach the end, you'll find the little boy's room there."
The Masked Moron: "Thank you!"
The Masked Moron dashes off in a flash and then turns left when he reaches the corner...
Vanessa Diaz: "RIGHT~! I SAID TURN RIGH~ Oh forget it!"
Vanessa rolls her eyes and gives up as the scene slowly fades to black.
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