Post by El Propietario de GOL! on Jun 27, 2016 14:32:48 GMT
The night time has come in on the streets of Los Angeles. You are looking at this first tense so it’s like you literally watching this from your own eyes. Outside this rundown building that looks like it is beginning to rust and needs renovation are a group of fans that are outside smoking. A few are wearing masks while there is one particular guy that is the source of the humour. You are walking towards the group to which the closer you get you see the group smoking recreational drugs. The one main guys turns around and sees you and immediately chucks the spliff and breathes out quickly, coughing afterwards. He puts the quills on his mask behind him as he begins to address you.
“Oh you’re back again! Awesome! You’re becoming a fucking regular now its great to see! Well what are you waiting for let’s get you inside dude!
He invite you in as the doors are opened by Hispanic bouncers. You pull your ticket out from your wallet and hand it over to staff who scan it and stub it for you.
“Best of luck again Dragon.”
“Thanks darling! My magic dragon is waiting for you after like last time!!!”
He winks at the female staff member before looking at you and waves you to come up the stairs; you see the masks again and see how there are so many of them.
“This is our wall of respect. A lot of brothers and sisters have been lost sacrificing their lives for Lucha Libre and pro wrestling. We put their masks on the walls as a sign of respect and appreciation for what they have done.”
You are handed a beer by bar staff.
“Sadly the beer isn’t free anymore, but we managed to get all booze cheap and get the fans cheerful! Oh don’t tell Diaz but we have a inside betting bookies in one of the rooms here! Good way to make some money! Feel free to visit their anytime!”
You get to the top of the stairs and see fans drinking and having a good time. You hear really heavy music as Dragon continues to talk to you.
“So you should know about us right now. We have a top tier with a balcony and a stand that leads to the bottom bit where the ring is. Bars are on both floors, that’s important. There’s food carts available too. You know now the Luchadors and Luchadoras come through that door over there and then down the stairs at the other side and then walk down stairs through the crowd! We can fit about a thousand. Again all we ask is you respect those that deserve respect, but you can shove the dicks though! Oh we better give you a better view!”
Dragon opens the door to let you through and you are once again in awe of the energy of the labyrinth. You see on the left a heavy metal band playing really heavy music as the fans chant loud, waiting for the show to start! You see the sold out labyrinth with fans chanting and singing having a great time.
“We show up here once a month, have one MASSIVELY AWESOME time and leave. You guys are our priority! We have luchadors, luchadoras and international talent. They bust their asses for you for your moneys worth so give them a cheer! “
You see Dragon climbing over the barricade of the upper balcony. The fans see him and scream in support for him.
“ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING READY FOR SOME LUCHA LIBRE ACTION!”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dragon turns to you and gives a thumbs.
“So what are we waiting for? Get your seat, sit down and prepare to PARTY!!!”
Chaos Dragon jumps off from the barricade and drops right into the fans! They crowd surf him as Chapter Dos: Thundercunt commences! The heavy metal music gets louder as the camera pans all of the fans and then right on to our commentators of GOL; Luchadora Sabrina and colour commentator Chory Silva.
S: It is the last stop before Eternal Lucha! Our massive supershow in Tijuana. Who will be going to Eternal Lucha? You will find out TONIGHT! I am your host as always Sabrina and with me tonight is not Ramon. Sadly due to the injuries he sustained at War he is out for the night. But with me tonight is our one of our backstage announcers Chory Silva!
CS: Get well soon El Torro! I will do you proud tonight as Bastardo Sin Gloria.
S: Let us get this Lucha action started!!!!!!!!
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THIS IS F'N LUCHA!
El Malparido vs Senior Awesomeo vs Eideron Jr vs Bolt vs King Fuego vs The Dream
DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha is a 6 way match!!! Which can only be won by pinfall or submission!
Bolt darts straight out right down the aisle and slides into the ring through the bottom ring rope rising with a front handspring( Super Crazy/ Tajiri/British Bulldog/ Tiger Mask/Neville) style following up with a Daniel Bryan style corner flip followed up by ricocheting off the ring apron ropes in multipledirections similar to John Cena style but faster ending with a back handspring( Jay Lethal/Tajiri) style and a backflip with a tuck of the shins in mid-air landing in a martial arts fighting stance in the center of the ring.
TC: From Tokyo Japan! BOLT!
The metal band played Double Talkin Jive as Eidolon Jr crawls/stalks towards the ring a la Finn Balor, minus the theatrics, surrounded by smoke. He creeps into the ring and retreats to the corner.
TC: From Tijuana Mexico! Eidolon Jr!
Fire dancers emerge on from the top floor. They do an impressive dancing with rolling flames, jumping over and underneath them along with breathing fire in and out. The drummer from the metal band hired out helps keep the rhythm going. The dancers shout out loud “FUEGO!” repeatedly before a long wooden pipe, which turns out to be a gas filled flamethrower spits fire out so huge that the crowd can feel the heat!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality!”
The band begin to play Bohemian Rhapsody to the older crowds delight as King Fuego, emerges from the fire from the dancers with a custom made Sword of Fire! He wears a custom made lion mask embedded with a crown to emphasis the king in King Fuego as he lifts his sword of Fire over his head! He calmly walks down through the stairs and fans before jumping into the ring!
TC: From Tijuana Mexico! KING FUEGO!
"The Full Retard" by El-P plays on whatever shitty 80's era Hitachi Speakers this dump of an arena calls a P.A. system, and El Malparido comes out to straight hatred. I mean, nuns telling him to choke to death on a dick, cops with their guns on the ready. El stops to mock people, rip up a few sighsn, maybe even motorboat a chica mas fina without her permission. He then leaps into the ring, grabs his junk, and prays to the all power Lord and Master of the Universe, Lucifer, before he gets ready to traumatize what-ever pinche joto management decided they don't particularly like.
TC: From Cuidad de Juarez, Mexico. EL MALPARIDO!
Standing on the ring apron, Senior Awesomeo sits on the middle rope and watches as Alyssa bends over and makes her way through the rope but stops just as her butt is inches away from Awesomeos crotch. He bites his hand and stares as Alyssa’s butt as it goes back and forth in front of him. Alyssa gives a sexy smile to the camera and blows a kiss before entering the ring. Awesomeo quickly flips into the ring and stands in the middle of the ring with his arms out raised in the sky as the crowd throws hundreds of colorful streamers of different colors into the ring. Awesomeo claps his hands in celebration as he quickly grabs the Awesome Title from Alyssa and jumps to a nearby ring post and lifts up the Awesome Title up in the air to show off the titles to the masses.
Jumping off the turnbuckle, Awesomeo kisses the title before handing them over to Alyssa. As the stage crew pulls all the streamers out of the ring, Alyssa makes her way out of the ring leaving Awesomeo standing in a corner ready for this match.
TC: From the land of Awesome! SENIOR AWESOMEO!
A-MER-I-CA!
Blackout and pause for five seconds. Then a miserably small firework goes off and the music plays for a second before cutting out, causing the house lights to go up.
A-MER-I-CA!
The music starts up again as The Dream stumbles out. The Dream does a Goldberg-style "wild kick" amd falls over as red, white, and blue lights begin to flash.
TC: ... hailing from South London, England... weighing in tonight at sixteen stone...... THE... DREAAMM!!!
The Dream recovers and begins to strut down to the ring, acknowledging the crowd along the way.
DING DING DING!
S: Here we go and chapter Cuatro is underway!!
All six men brawl with each other in the middle of the ring. The crowd start to laugh as Bolt crawls underneath is out of the brawl. The remaining five separate as Bolt bounces off the ropes and is caught by El Malparido! Who is met with a vicious kick to the face by King Fuego!
CS: Goodbye teeth!
The Dream this time hits a quick snapping suplex on Eidolon Jr. He goes for a quick cover by Eidolon Jr pushes out which in turn Dream clotheslines Senior Awesomeo!
S: Fast paced start to this 6 way!
King Fuego and the Dream trade punches and kicks, only for Bolt to hit a perfect hurricanrana to King Fuego! The Dream lifts Bolt up but is met with a massive enzugiri kick! Bolt roars out loud but is met with a massive boot to the face by Eidolon Jr!
CS: There goes Bolt!
He throws Bolt out of the ring and soon makes his eyes on Senior Awesomeo. The pair trade blows but Awesomeo gets the upper hand with a massive uppercut that stuns Eidolon Jr. The pair are clinching before shoulder tossing El Malparido out of the ring. King Fuego then sprints and jumps over them on top of the bastard!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!
Soon it’s the Dreams turn to make an impact as he hits a perfect corkscrew over the ropes and on the outside!
S: I think there’s more to come!
Bolt goes to the turnbuckle and looks at the three of them and hits a perfect double moonsault to the three outside!
BOLT! BOLT! BOLT!
Eidolon Jr pulls the ropes down and flips over for a 360 splash onto the four luchas! This leaves Senior Awesomeo on his own in the ring as he looks around the Labyrinth.
CS: Does he even high fly?
S: Only one way to find out!!
Senior Awesomeo has a smirk on his face as he bounces off the ropes and rolls over the ropes and onto the 5!
GOL! GOL! GOL! GOL!
El Malparido tries to throw Bolt into the steel steps but the man from Tokyo jumps on the steel steps. The bastard sees this and lunges at Bolt who jumps over him and crashes him into the steel steps!
King Fuego jumps and sprints on the guard rail and hits a massive tornado DDT on Eidolon Jr!
CS: Great Agility!
Dream and Senior Awesomeo now trade blows as they try to get the upper hand. Awesomeo goes to ram Dreams head into the turnbuckle but The Dream flips over the turnbuckle and Senior rams his head into it through his own force.
S: All six men looking to make an instant impact here at GOL!
The Dream and Senior Awesomeo roll back into the ring as Dream jumps onto the turnbuckle and hits massive shots to Awesomeo. He tries to counter with a powerbomb, but Bolt soon flips onto the turnbuckle and gets involved in the action! Soon Eidolon Jr rolls in and tries to help with powebombing The Dream & Bolt. El Malparido rolls in from the other side and tries to help with the power bombing the pair. King Fuego flips into the ring and jumps right up to the top as all six men crash to the ground!
LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA!
King Fuego makes a quick cover;
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2…
Eidolon Jr hits a massive superkick that is felt around the Labyrinth! Eidolon Jr hits a vicious European uppercut on El Malparido before rolling up for the cover;
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2…
Bolt breaks the count!
Bolt tries to fight back at Eidolon Jr but the painted Guerrero tosses him out of the ring like a sack of sand. He and King Fuego trade blows as Eidolon Jr goes for a 360 back kick, but the king dodges it and grabs him by the neck!
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INFERNIUM!
But El Malparido gets a hold of King Fuego!
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CRACK MUSIC!
Bolt dropkicks El Malparido out of the ring as Bolt battles Senior Awesomeo and The Dream in a three way battle to survive. The dream is met with a vicious OMFG Plex on Bolt! Senior Awesomeo then sees his chance hits a massive splash on top of Eidolon Jr and King Fuego!
CS: The Big guy can fly!
The ring is now left with The Dream and El Malparido as the bastard tries to get the upper hand. He rams his knees in the Dreams stomach as he gets him in position.
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A SECOND CRACK MUSIC!
NO! THE DREAM DODGES IT!
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DREAM STREET ON EL MALPARIDO!
COVER!
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3!
THE DREAM WINS THE 6 WAY!
The Dream has his hands raised as he embraces the crowd winning on his debut!
TC: Here is your winner! The Dream!
He and Senior Awesomeo shakes hands as the Dream stands in the middle of the ring applauding the crowd.
S: The Dream has arrived at GOL!
CS: Well done!
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REY DE REYES SEMI FINAL Sam Washington vs The Masked Moron
CS: We've reaches the semi-finals of our Reyes De Reyes. Both of these men have worked so hard to reach this point.
S: Indeed. The Masked Moron was a longshot but has been impressive as of late. Same Washington was a strong favorite coming into the tournament. Anything can happen in this match and hopefully it's an impressive match for our fans!
CS: Sam Washington is already in the ring. We believe in freedom of speech but the easily offended should turn away now. Sabrina, what are your thoughts on Sam Washington?
S: Sam Washington is well known for his... Controversial beliefs. Personally, I hope The Masked Moron takes him down a few pegs.
The camera cuts from the announcers desk to the ring where Sam Washington is standing with a microphone in his hand. The fans are booing the fanatic but Sam doesn't seem to notice. Same just smirks and pulls the microphone to his face.
Sam Washington: I think Donald Trump is right. We should try to preserve our American culture at any costs. Men have died so that we can enjoy the freedoms you people take for granted! Build that wall, Donald!
Sam Washington holds out his index finger and points towards the fans and the hard camera. This causes the fans to boo Sam with great effort.
Sam Washington: In fact, let me tell you something about my opponent...
"I'm with Stupid" by Pet Shop Boys start playing on the loud speakers as The Masked Moron lowers himself from the rafters with a makeshift rope pulley system. He gets stuck in mid-air and is forced to cut his rope falling flat on his face from 6 feet in the air. He quickly leaps back up to his feet seemingly undamaged and heads to get straight in Sam Washington's face. Washington replies by grabbing Moron and body slamming him in the middle of the ring.
S: Well...
CS: Upset?
S: Let's just say I'm pulling for a Masked Moron victory.
Sam takes a moment to taunt the fans. Masked Moron is back up and goes to exchange blows with Washington. The two exchange blows for a while. Masked Moron's punches seem highly ineffective. Washington just laughs at the Moron while enduring his punches until Masked Moron surprises everyone with a wind up punch that knocks Washington on his butt. Moron hits the rope and comes off strong, trips on his cape and accidentally drops a headbutt directly to Washington's groin. After this the two lay on the mat in pain.
CS: Ouch.
S: He deserved it.
Both are back up. Sam goes to DDT Moron. Moron escapes and slaps Washington across the face. Sam is angered and headbutts Moron in the face. Moron reels backwards. Sam grabs Moron and takes him down with a standing spear. Sam mounts Moron and starts to drive his elbows into Moron's eyes.
S: Jesus.
RR: Washington isn't a refined wrestler. He's a brawler.
Moron rolls away. Sam closes in again. Moron sends a kick to Washington's stomach from the mat and pops up quickly, nearly falling over in the process. Moron is up and uses a double ear slap against Washington. Before Sam can recover Moron hits a standing dropkick which sends Sam to the canvas. Moron to the top rope. He comes off with a fierce leg drop from the top rope. He covers...
1... 2... KICKOUT!
Washington tosses Moron a few feet across the ring. Moron is up and holding his ribs. Sam goes in for the kill. Moron attempts a Superman Punch from out of nowhere but Washington side steps. Moron falls over after losing his balance. Washington is quick to drive kick after kick after kick into Moron's injured ribs. Moron grabs Washington by the foot to stop him. This just makes Washington even more angry. He picks Moron up and hits his Heavy Artillery! He goes for a cover...
1... 2... KICKOUT!
Moron manages to escape the pin and slide to the outside of the ring to catch his breath. Washington eggs him on. Moron reenters the ring and spin kicks Washington in the stomach. Washington returns the favor with a stiff DDT. Sam pulls Moron back up. Moron escapes and hit the ropes. He comes back with a big splash. Sam avoids, again, and boots Moron in the ribs. Moron is down. Washington wastes no time picking Moron up to attempt a big move. Moron again escapes and
goes for another Superman Punch. Washington doesn't dodge this one but Moron doesn't hit dead onto Wasingtons jaw. This means Sam only takes a fraction of the damage he would. Washington reels backwards but comes back with a huge American Head Charge!
1... 2... 3!
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SUPER FALCON CUP SEMI FINAL
Avery Miles III (NGW) vs Aidan Carlisle (Boardwalk)
The ropes and turnbuckles get raised as the first super falcon cup semi final is about to start.
S: Now amigos this match has been changed at the last minute. This was originally going to be a triple threat match. However sadly due to the closure of Brutal Force Wrestling and therefore not having a fed representative, Amis fn’ Shelton was forced to pull out of this match. So we now have a one on one match for the right to advance to the finals at Eternal Lucha.
CS: We may have lost a person but this will still be incredible.
DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha….Is a semi final Super Falcon Cup match!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aidan appears at the top of the balcony as the heavy metal chords of Disturbed's “Immortalized” fill the auditorium. Through the dimmed lights and hot pink strobes she surveys the audience, smirking like a predator from ear to ear. She soaks in the reaction from the crowd, holding her arms out to either side, tilting her head back, and letting the electric guitar get her revved up for the impending match.
“This is war time, this is our time
We won't be denied, feed the fire that is raging inside
This is go time, this is showtime
We will fight 'til their wills are broken
This is game time, and insane time
Let the madness fly, show the strength that just can't be defied
Find the power, to devour
Let the beast inside now be woken”
Amber Rose: Coming to the ring from Hell's Kitchen, New York, weighing in at one hundred forty-five pounds, she is The Alpha Bitch and Boardwalk Wrestling Internet Champion... AIIIDAAAN CAAARRRLIIISLLLEEE!!!
“In this world only the strong will survive
Hear the roar and you will know you're alive
Feel the energy build in your soul
'Cause it's time”
As she strides down the aisle, she points in either direction in answer to clusters of cheering fans in the crowd. Her smirk is firmly fixed on her lips as she ascends the stairs and ducks between the ropes.
“Oh, In the calm before the storm
Another legend will be born
Another battle will be won
We will rise
Oh, So heed the call of confrontation
Today we feed on domination
Secure a legacy that will never die
Be immortalized”
TC: From Hells Kitchen! AIDAN CARLISLE!
"Dark Horses" by Switchfoot begins to play as Avery Miles makes his way out to the arena. The word "MILES" shimmers on the screen behind him and he pulls back his hoody and smiles to the crowd. He is joined by his fiancee, Alycia Morgan. He offers a kiss to her cheek as he runs down the ramp slapping hands of the fans and climbs up the corner of the turnbuckle. She walks down the ramp and remains on the outside. He holds his arms out to the sides as the crowd cheers. Avery makes his way to the top turnbuckle and flips into the ring, landing on his feet.
TC: From Indio, CA. AVERY MILES III!
The look at each other as this match is underway!
DING DING DING!
CS: One of these luchas are going to Eternal Lucha in the first ever super falcon cup final. They could add a monumental mark to their careers!
The pair nod at each other as they clinch to start off this match. Miles shows initially the upperhand but Aidan counters back with a good hip toss takedown into a neck hold. She tries to limit his high flying movements by keeping him to ground and goes for an armbar, but Miles flips back up to his feet and counters with his own hip toss. Aidan goes for a strike but Miles ducks underneath and hits a perfect Pele Kick that sends Aidan out of the ring. Miles looks up and sees a chance as he climbs to the fourth rope.
S: What is he doing?
He sees his chance and walks across the ropes.
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RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE 4TH ROPE ON TOP OF CARLISLE!
CS: WOW!
MILES! MILES! MILES! MILES!
Avery tries to lift Aidan up but the Alpha Bitch hits a perfect uppercut and throws Miles over the guard rail.
S: Remember there are no counts outs or dq’s in the semi finals.
CS: So there must be a winner!
Aidan Irish whips Avery onto one of the chairs that the fans were sitting on. She asks one of the fans to hand over a steel chair. She eyes up Miles like a baseball.
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AND SMASHES A STEEL CHAIR ONTO MILES HEAD!
The blood begins to pour down the face of Avery Miles III. Aidan high fives some fans as they carry on battling for the right to advance to the finals. She delivers punches to the head several times as she drags him over to the stairs and bringing them upstairs. The fans make themselves known as they pat their backs and make faces for the camera as the pair are now at the upper balcony. She grabs a piece of drum kit and smashes it over the head of Miles. They go over to the upstairs bar where she shares a pint of beer with one of the fans before spraying a beer mist right into the face of Avery.
S: Not the way he likes drinking im sure!
Aidan has a look over and has a cheeky smirk to what she sees which she then forces Miles go over. Then the fans soon realise what she is after and they roar in agreement.
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Five stacked tables.
S:Uh oh!
She lifts Avery over the rail that protects them. She looks around the crowd as she puts him in a choke slam position. Aidan smirks and lifts him up.
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But Avery smashes his elbow into Aidan’s face and saves himself. He gets her in position.
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SITOUT SLAM FROM THE EDGE THROUGH FIVE TABLES!!
S: OH MY GOD!!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Both competitors are out cold as a result of the brute force from the move! The referee orders for trainers to go over and check on the pair.
CS: This match could be stopped already!
Signs of life start to be seen as they barely crawl to try get back to the ring. The pair refuse any help as they completely crawl back through the fans and to the guard rail. They both grit their teeth as they feel the intense pain through their bodies as they have to get to their feet and lift themselves over the rail as they slump back to the matted ground. The slowly but eventually crawl back into the ring as Carlisle makes a quick cover;
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2..
Kick out by Miles.
Now Miles makes the cover!
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2..
Kick out by Carlisle.
The pair are on their knees as they trade blows with other in the form of punches and elbow strikes. They now get up to their knees and headbutt each other as they try to weaken one another to get the upper hand. Carlisle delivers a massive headbutt that stuns AM3 and she then jumps up to the ropes. She climbs up to the fifth rope
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AC SLAM!
Cover;
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Kick out by AM3.
Aidan has the headlock in as the fans are split for the two of them. Some clap their hands as they try to get Miles back up on his feet. He stomps his foot several times as he grits his teeth to get to his feet. He rams his elbows into her stomach several times which forces her to let go of the hold. He hits perfect jabs and uppercuts that stuns the Alpha Bitch as he bounces off the ropes and hits a spinning forearm!
S: AM3 is up and running!
He climbs up to the fifth rope…
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MILES BOMB!
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BUT AIDAN COUNTERS BY ROLLING ON TOP FOR THE COVER!
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Kick out by AM3!
Miles goes for the Figure Four Leglock, but Carlisle kicks him into the turnbuckle! She flips back on to her feet.
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ALPHA EFFECT!
She roars out loud and gets Avery into position.
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BITCH BREAKER!
Cover!
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MILES BARELY KICKS OUT!
CS: So close!!
She roars out loud Queen’s Cross! She gets Miles into position as she lifts him up!
S: Queen’s Cross!
But Miles manages to wrestle and wrangle to wrap his feet around the turnbuckles! She tries to pull him off the buckles. But instead after her last big pull he manages to flip over her head and get her in a clinch.
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WEST COAST BREAKDOWN!
CS: What a counter!!!!
But instead of making the counter, Avery looks at the very top of the turnbuckle. The fans shout in favour as he nods his head and smirks.
S: Uh oh. Shades of the first round!
Miles slaps his face and climbs up to the very top of the double length turnbuckle! He takes time to position himself as he slowly stands to his feet.
CS: Surely not again!
S: Never say never. He hit it once, he can do it again!!!
Miles is in position as Carlisle is still out on the ring mat.
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DOUBLE th3 eXpress SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!
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NO! CARLISLE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND MILES SOMEHOW ROLLS AWAY.
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COUP DE GRACE!!!!
S: WHAT A FUCKING MOVE!
COUNTER!
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3..
NO!!!! AM3 JUST GETS HIS LEG TO THE ROPES!
Aidan roars out loud in frustration. She slaps herself several times before signalling enough is enough. She drags AM3 with her and soon they start to ascend to the turnbuckle.
CS: What on earth has she got planned?
They eventually are now right to the very top. The fans are off their seats. Aidan headbutts AM3 to stun him as she gets him into position.
S: What the fuck is she doing.
The fans go bat shit crazy as she has him from the very top in a Queens Cross position.
S: Ho………ly……….fuck!
CS: Don’t do this you’re gonna kill him!
She stands on her feet as the crowd wait on!
CS: DON’T DO THIS!
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QUEENS CROSS FROM THE VERY TOP!
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NO! MILES COUNTERS WITH A HURRICANRANA! AIDAN CRASHES TO THE MAT AND MILES STAYS ON THE TOP.
S: OUCH!
Miles gets recomposed and gets himself to the top rope.
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DOUBLE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
S: Perfect hit!
Cover!
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AVERY MILES III IS GOING TO ETERNAL LUCHA!
Miles clutches his ribs tightly as his hand is raised in victory!
TC: Here is your winner! And advancing to the Super Falcon Cup Final! AVERY MILES III!
Miles clutches his fists in delight.
S: History made! Miles makes history for NGW, the ever fed in the Super Falcon Cup finals. AM3 Becomes the first ever Super Falcon Cup finalist at the first ever Eternal Lucha.
CS: AM3 just elevated his career to a new level! Well done!
Miles hugs some of the fans as the camera cuts to a commercial break.
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SUPER FALCON CUP SEMI FINAL Mr Rottentreats (Warped) vs Masked Moron (ROC) vs Kang Mina (Olympus)
“In Yo Face” By Insane Clown Posse blasts over the PA! Mr. Rottentreats bursts through the curtain riding a custom comically over-sized tricycle. The Pagliacci of Professional Wrestling honks the horn multiple times as he hauls ass down the aisle way. He ghost rides the tricycle upon reaching ringside and launches himself to the ring apron with help from the ringside mats. Suddenly from our of nowhere Kang Ming rushes from the crowd and blasts Rottentreats from behind with a stiff kick to the spine. As this is happening Masked Moron, limping and holding his ribs from earlier, makes his way down the ramp. He pauses to watch the chaos inside of the ring, by now Mina has Rotten on the canvas, but eventually enters the ring.
CS: And we're on!
S: Another great tournament is coming towards it's end. As is usual for these types of matches, the ropes and turn buckles have been doubled! This will make an exciting and challenging match for the three wrestlers involved.
CS: All three of which have fought hard to make it to this point. Sadly, there can only be one winner.
Moron comes in as if to help Kang Mina attack Rotten. However, Moron stops short seemingly unwilling to help either of his oppoents. Instead, he goes straight for King Ming and hits a strong DDT. The fans roar in approval of Moron's actions. Moron turns to see Rotten to his feet. Rotten hits a big boot to Moron who goes down in a heap and then moves towards Kang Mina to get revenge for her surprise attack. Rotte picks up Mina and tosses her into the ropes. When she bounces back Rotten hits a belly to belly suplex which causes Mina to land right on Masked Moron.
S: He might be a clown but you better take him seriously.
CS: That much is clear.
Moron is up first. Mina is quick to follow. The two look at each other and realize they have no choice but to join forces against the insane clown, Rottentreats. They go in with a double clothesline which takes Rotten down to the canvas. Mina then locks in a crossface. Moron hits the rops and lands a dropkick directly into Rotten's face. Mina lets go of the hold. Rotten is out. Mina turns her attention to Moron. The female soldier goes to gran Moron but Moron escape. Mina grow frustrated and boots Moron straight in his injured ribs. Moron lets out a scream of pain.
S: Mina quickly turned on Moron.
CS: Of course. I don't agree with it but you do what you have to do to win.
Rotten is back up. Moron falls to one knee in pain. Rotten rakes at Mina's eyes. Mina rubs her face. While preoccupied Rottentreats managges a Double Knee Drop buster on the soldier. Rotten goes for a pin...
1... 2... KICKOUT!
Moron manages to break the pin at the last moment. All three wrestlers lay on the cavas for a few moments to catch their breath.
RR: Masked Moron has a certain ring presence. He may not be the most skilled but his ring presence makes up for it.
S: When you get in the ring with him you realize that his joker persona is more or less there to fool you. The kid can wrestle.
Moron is up first. Moron pulls Rotten and Mina both up and smashes their heads together. Rotten back to the canvas. Mina just seems angry after the blow and again boots Moron in the ribs. Moron bends over and Mina delivers an AXE KICK to the back of Moron's head. Mina pulls Moron up in an attempt to lock in a submission hold. Rotten is up by now and boots Mina in the side of the face. Mina drops Moron. Moron is then pulled back up by Rotten but Moron fights back with a spin kick to Rotten's stomach followed by a standing plancha. Moron goes for a pin.
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Rotten kicks out. Both men are up and begin to exchange blows. Moron is actually fighting now. Both men are covered in bruises by the time all is said and done, even causing some of the more sensitive members of the audience to turn away in disgust. Mina is up. The insane soldier rushes both men and joins the fray sending military like elbows into both men. Eventually Rotten and Mina team up on Moron and hit a double underhook suplex on Moron. Mina tries to go for a pin but Rotten isn't having any of it and lifts Mina up. Mina goes down in a head from a body slam, again directly on Moron.
CS: Insane action we're seeing.
S: All three of these wrestlers need this win!
Rotten goes for a pin on Mina.
1... 2...
Mina kicks out. Following this Mina manages to drive her knee into Rotten's face. Moron is back up and struggling to breath. Mina turns her attention back to Moron only to find herself struck with a huge standing drop kick. Mina goes down in a heap again. Moron goes for a pin...
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Rotten breaks up the pin at one. Moron slides off of Mina. Rotten brings Mina to her feet and makes a slicing taunt across his throat. He's calling for the end! Rotten can be heard yelling "Got your nose!" before hitting his wild combo of a finisher! The fans are in awe. Moron is still down and unable to stand. Rotten goes for a pin...
1... 2... 3!
The bell rings and Rotten stands to his feet to breath in his victory.
CS: Rottentreats advances to the finals.
S: He won't have an easy time winning the whole thing. The competition is stiff!
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MAIN EVENT: REY DE REYES SEMI FINAL
Tiger Mask Red vs La Cucaracha
The camera cuts back to Sabrina and Chory Silva at the announce team as they get ready for the main event of Chapter Cuatro.
S: Well amigos it is time to find out who will face Sam Washington at Eternal Lucha. Who is going to main event our supershow in Tijuana Mexico.
CS: History is about to be made. Two of the originals of Guerreros of Lucha collide for a chance at Eternity.
DING DING DING
TC: The Following Lucha…..Is your main event of the evening and the second Semi Final match of the Rey de Reyes tournament!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Combat Baby" kicks up around thirty seconds in, so as better to get to the part of the song that rocks as entrance music. La Cucaracha charges through the doors triumphantly, arms outstretched in an attempt to pump up the fans. Some oblige, as she makes her way down the steps opting to slap the hands of fans on one side in favor of the other. At ringside she slides under the bottom rope, jumping to her feet and charging to the nearest corner. Climbing the second turnbuckle, she appeals to the audience again, hopping down a second later to await the start of her match.
TC: From Toronto Ontario! LA CUCARACHA!
S: How about this thought Chory? Could she win this and the Rey de Reyes champion is a woman?
CS: It’d have to be queen of kings wouldn’t it?
S: She looks well fired up!
La Cucaracha warms up as she waits for the Tiger to arrive for this historical semi final match.
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The metal rock band get the nod and start smashing out Welcome to the Jungle to the crowds delight. Tiger Mask Red walks out onto entry way, accompanied by Ms. Charlotte O'Neal. He stops and drops to one knee and raises his fists in the air. As he walks down to the he slaps hands with his fans, but also threatens his antagonizers with the back of his hand. He jumps up onto the apron, springboards of the top rope and rolls into the middle of the ring up to one knee where he once again raises his fists in the air, while Charlotte O’Neal applauds from ringside.
TC: “From Guelph Ontario Canada! TIGER MASK RED!
The pair look at each other as the referee looks to see if they are both ready. The focus on the pair of them is so intense that the fans are going crazy for this main event.
DING DING DING!
S: Here we go!
The pair walk over to each and have a square off. They smirk and nod at each other They try not to show any nerves inside the labyrinth as they know they are one moment away from one of the biggest pushes of their careers.
LETS GO WRESTLEPEST! TIGER MASK RED! LETS GO WRESTLEPEST! TIGER MASK RED!
The pair look around the Labyrinth as the ever present fans make their voices heard. They shake each others hands as a sign of respect before they start trading blows!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
They continue to trade blows until Cucaracha hits a standing hurricanrana which Red manages to land on his feet. Tiger hits a backflip which locks his feet around her neck and goes for a corkscrew front flip which the wrestlepest manages too to land on her feet. She goes for a running knee to which Red does the Matrix back bend to dodge the strike. The pair look at each other as they trade and dodges kicks, knee strikes and elbow strikes! The pair run to opposite directions and hit front flip springboards to bounce off the ropes and hit double backflips as they trade stares at each other to the delight of the crowd who roar in applause!
THIS IS LUCHA! *CLAPPING* THIS IS LUCHA! *CLAPPING*
The pair trade shots again before La Cucaracha goes for a strike but Red counters with a double legged arm takedown. Red gets up and hits massive knee shots to the head of the wrestlepest. He gets her in a suplex position and lifts her up, only to hit a perfect high kick to her chest.
S: That will hurt a lot! Trust me!
Tiger Mask Red goes to the top rope as he looks to weaken the wrestlepest further. But as he is just about to hit a front flip leg drop, Cucaracha jumps up to the rope and manages to hit a massive enzuguiri kick that drops Red off the turnbuckle and crashing into the steel steps.
CS: The Wrestlepest won’t go out that easy!
She adjusts her mask along with spitting some blood out of her mouth. She sees Tiger trying to get back up and sees her chance. She makes a fist motion before bouncing off the ropes.
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FRONT FLIP OVER THE ROPES ONTO RED!
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NO! TIGER MASK RED HAS A HOLD OF HER!
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AND POWERBOMBS HER ON TOP OF THE GUARD RAILS!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
S: Tiger Mask Red knows what he has to do.
Red picks her up and throws her over the rail. He too soon joins her and drags her up the stairs through the fans. They go crazy as they trade blows before Red scoops her up and slams her onto the concrete floor! La Cucaracha is screaming in pain as Red nods in confidence.
CS: This luchador knows what he has to do to get to the final! To get to main event Eternal Lucha!
He turns around to inflict further damage to La Cucaracha.
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BUT WRESTLEPEST HIS BACK WITH A SLINGBLADE ON THE CONCRETE!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
The luchadora then proceeds to hit a standing moonsault that lands perfectly on top of Red. She lifts Tiger Mask Red up and throws him down the stairs as she starts to try and get him back in the ring.
S: Remember no count outs because we must have a winner.
Cucaracha catches and throws Red over the guard rail before slamming him into the steel steps for good measure. She rolls him into the ring and makes the cover;
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Kick out by Red!
Cucaracha hits a perfect Muta Lock which she drags in the middle of the ring. Red struggles and is in pain as he tries to get to the ropes. Cucaracha locks in as hard as she can but she is powerless as Tiger reaches the ropes. She is forced to let go as Tiger from out of nowhere hits a perfect tilt-o-whirl backbreaker! He adjusts his mask and drags Wrestlepest into the middle of the ring.
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TIGER DRIVER 91!
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NO! CUCARACHA COUNTERS WITH A HURRICANRANA INTO A COVER!
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KICK OUT BY RED!
She goes for a knee dropkick but Red smashes her head in with a knee! He gets a hold of her.
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BRAINBUSTER!
Cover!
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Kick out by Wrestlepest!
Red can’t believe it as La Cucaracha barely kicks out of the hold. He bounces off the ropes and hits a perfect front flip leg drop. He attempts to put in a Koji Clutch, but La Cucaracha fights it off and hits a discus clothesline. She wipes blood from her mouth as she looks at Red trying to get back up. She goes for a running cannonball!
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CANNONBALL!
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NO! TIGER MASK RED CATCHES HER AND SMASHES A RUNNING POWERBOMB OFF THE ROPES!
CS: HOLY FUCK!
S: Epic fucking counter!
Red lifts her up;
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BRAINBUSTER!
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NO! CUCARACHA KNEES RED IN THE HEAD AND RED DROPS HER.
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KAFTKA-PLEX!
S: What a counter!
COVER!
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3!
NO! TIGER MASK RED BARELY KICKS OUT!
S: Just in time!
CS: What a match!
La Cucaracha complains but the referee confirms the two count. She punches the turnbuckles as she gets psyched up. She lifts Red up to the top ropes. She roars out loud for a Racha-Rana! She goes up to the top rope.
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BUT RED KICKS HER BACK DOWN TO THE RING!
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TORNADO DDT!
NO! CUCARACHA FLIPS TO HER FEET!
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BUG ZAPPER LUNG BLOWER!
NO! RED DESPITE THE SEVERE BACK PAIN IS UP ON HIS FEET!
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CUCARACHA GOES FOR THE ATTACK!
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RED COUNTERS WITH THE KNEES TO THE STOMACH!
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TIGER DRIVER 91!
S: HE HIT IT!
La Cucaracha makes the cover!
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3!
NO!! TIGER MASK RED BARELY KICKS OUT!
CS: So close!!!!!!
S: Incredible match!
La Cucaracha roars out loud as she delivers punches to the head of Tiger Mask Red. She picks him up and knees his stomach several times out of anger and emotions.
LC: HISS OF FUCKING DEATH!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
La Cucaracha gets him in position!
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HISS OF DEATH!
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NO! RED COUNTERS WITH THE REVERSE STO INTO THE KOJI CLUTCH!
S: WHAT THE FUCK!!
The crowd go nuts as Red has his submission finisher locked in! Half of the crowd roar at her to tap out while the other half roar at her to stay in the fight! They clap their hands loudly and stamp their feet until they go numb.
CS: Is she going to tap out?!
She’s too far to reach the ropes and the signs are that she’s beginning to pass out. She deteriorates further as Red roars out loud to tighten the grip. The referee asks if she wants to give up and she slowly responds with a no. She makes the motions of lifting her hand up and down.
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BUT A FAN JUMPS FROM THE GUARD AND GRABS LA CUCARACHAS HAND!
CS: Aw no!
Security jumps straight in to escort the fan out of the Labyrinth as Tiger Mask Red is forced to let go of the hold due to the fan interference. Red is furious and makes motions that he wants to end this once and for all!
TMR: THIS ENDS NOW!!!!!
Red goes over;
BUT CUCARACHA HITS THE HISS OF DEATH!
S: Out of nowhere!
She takes massive breaths and goes to the top rope. Tears roll down her face as she roars out loud.
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THE VERMINATOR!
CS: 630 SPLASH!!!
COVER!
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LA CUCARACHA IS GOING TO MAIN EVENT ETERNAL LUCHA!
An extremely emotional La Cucaracha is in the moment as her hand is raised in victory!
TC: Here is your winner. And main eventing Eternal Lucha Rey de Reyes final! LA CUCARACHA!
S: Hey wait a minute!!!
Black smoke emerges from the top of the balcony and creeps down the stairs. The fans see as staff and roster members scatter.
CS: Oh my god it’s him!
La Cucaracha and the referee leave the ring as Red is the only one left in the ring and still stunned from the hit. The PA system plays screams and noises of thunder as the black smoke now engulfs around the ring.
S: This is the signs of La Muerte Immortale!
The lights suddenly go out to the fans surprise.
CS: RED’S STILL IN THERE! GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!
The lights go back on and all that is left is the mask of Tiger Mask Red in the middle of the ring.
CS: He’s gone.
S: Oh no…..
The fans look on as Red has completely disappeared apart from his torn mask in the middle of the ring.
S: What does this mean for Eternal Lucha?
The camera cuts to outside the Labyrinth where the fan that was ejected is waiting on someone. He looks out in the distance and has a smirk on his face.
“So did I do well?”
The camera turns around to reveal………………Sam Washington! He smiles and gives a massive bear hug to the fan.
SW: You did me proud son! Red is gone. That moron is gone. And now I have an easy final against a woman. Women don’t belong in my wrestling business. Now the belt is mines!
The credits come up as Chapter Cuatro comes to a close!