Post by ¡The Dream! on Jun 21, 2016 21:35:39 GMT
LADIES AND NON LADIES!
ONCE AGAIN I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF INTRODUCING THE MAN WHO NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION, MAKING THIS ENTIRE ENDEAVOR POINTLESS!
HE IS THE AMERICAN FOLK HERO WHO REGULARLY BITCH SLAPS PAUL BUNYUN AND JOHNNY APPLESEED, AND HE ONCE MADE DAVEY CROCKETT TAP OUT TO A WRISTLOCK!
HE IS THE AMERICAN HERO THAT FIW NEVER KNEW IT MIGHT ONE DAY POSSIBLY NEED IN THE DISTANT FUTURE, MAYBE!
THAT EL SUEÑO BLOKE FROM SOUTH LONDON!
THE INSPIRATION TO THE U.S. NATION!
YOU KNOW HIM, YOU LOVE HIM, GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW YOU MADE IT THIS LONG WITHOUT HIM!
HERE HE IS.....
THE DREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAMMM!!!!!!!
*Cue the confetti and the balloons, the noisemakers and fireworks, because America's Favorite Son has returned to the land of professional wrestling! Strutting only as he can, The Dream takes center stage, a goofy smile on his face.*
Maaaaan, it feels great to be back in front of all my friends. And if you don't know who I am, then clearly you didn't hear the introduction, because I am The Dream! The masked marvel himself! The man that made wrestling fun once more!
Now, ever since I announced my signing on Twitter (BTW, follow me @dreamingofgold! We'll be best friends!), people have been sliding in my DM's like it was, um...... a slide, I suppose. And while I have received two love letters and several photos I have saved to my phone, most of these messages ask the same questions:
A. Where have you been?
2. What made you choose Guerreros Of Lucha?
D. Why won't Anna Kendrick respond to you on Twitter?
Fortunately, I'm here now to answer all of these questions at once. That way I don't get someone asking the same thing next week and keeping me from those sexy photos-I MEAN HEY LOOK IT'S TIME TO ANSWER QUESTIONS!
A. After the closing of the last fed I was in, I had to take a break away from the fighting and clear my head. You see, my bestest friend in the whole world beat me up pretty badly. And while I might be a carefree and friendly type of guy, that was still a tough pill to swallow. So rather than throw myself into wrestling, I took a break to clear my mind and focus on other things. Like gardening! You guys, gardening is super cool! I love watching my plants grow!
2. I feel like I answered that question, so I'll just say that coming to GOL was a bit of a tough decision. I mean, getting back into wrestling after being out of the game for so long is a bit of a difficult task. But I am nothing if not a stubborn masked man, so I said to heck with it and sent out, like, fifty resumes. And after being rejected by McDonald's, Chick-Fil-A, Nike, and Build A Bear Workshop, I decided to try applying to a wrestling promotion. And Guerreros Of Lucha signed me right on the spot! Thanks guys!
D. Me and Anna are best friends, you guys! She just doesn't want to take our relationship public. Geez. Respect peoples privacy, you guys.
Now, the time is now! The place is here! My pizza is coming in five minutes or else it's free, so let's get down to business! Because this is Lucha, and the American Hero from London is ready to make an impact in the land of Lucha!
GOL, rest assured you haven't seen the last of me. I'm hearing a knocking on the door, so beat feet camera man because I ain't sharing my pizza! But rest assured, my opponents haven't heard the last of me.
Don't cry for me, Argentina! The Dream shall return!
The Dream shall return in...... Dreaming of Victory......
ONCE AGAIN I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF INTRODUCING THE MAN WHO NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION, MAKING THIS ENTIRE ENDEAVOR POINTLESS!
HE IS THE AMERICAN FOLK HERO WHO REGULARLY BITCH SLAPS PAUL BUNYUN AND JOHNNY APPLESEED, AND HE ONCE MADE DAVEY CROCKETT TAP OUT TO A WRISTLOCK!
HE IS THE AMERICAN HERO THAT FIW NEVER KNEW IT MIGHT ONE DAY POSSIBLY NEED IN THE DISTANT FUTURE, MAYBE!
THAT EL SUEÑO BLOKE FROM SOUTH LONDON!
THE INSPIRATION TO THE U.S. NATION!
YOU KNOW HIM, YOU LOVE HIM, GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW YOU MADE IT THIS LONG WITHOUT HIM!
HERE HE IS.....
THE DREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAMMM!!!!!!!
*Cue the confetti and the balloons, the noisemakers and fireworks, because America's Favorite Son has returned to the land of professional wrestling! Strutting only as he can, The Dream takes center stage, a goofy smile on his face.*
Maaaaan, it feels great to be back in front of all my friends. And if you don't know who I am, then clearly you didn't hear the introduction, because I am The Dream! The masked marvel himself! The man that made wrestling fun once more!
Now, ever since I announced my signing on Twitter (BTW, follow me @dreamingofgold! We'll be best friends!), people have been sliding in my DM's like it was, um...... a slide, I suppose. And while I have received two love letters and several photos I have saved to my phone, most of these messages ask the same questions:
A. Where have you been?
2. What made you choose Guerreros Of Lucha?
D. Why won't Anna Kendrick respond to you on Twitter?
Fortunately, I'm here now to answer all of these questions at once. That way I don't get someone asking the same thing next week and keeping me from those sexy photos-I MEAN HEY LOOK IT'S TIME TO ANSWER QUESTIONS!
A. After the closing of the last fed I was in, I had to take a break away from the fighting and clear my head. You see, my bestest friend in the whole world beat me up pretty badly. And while I might be a carefree and friendly type of guy, that was still a tough pill to swallow. So rather than throw myself into wrestling, I took a break to clear my mind and focus on other things. Like gardening! You guys, gardening is super cool! I love watching my plants grow!
2. I feel like I answered that question, so I'll just say that coming to GOL was a bit of a tough decision. I mean, getting back into wrestling after being out of the game for so long is a bit of a difficult task. But I am nothing if not a stubborn masked man, so I said to heck with it and sent out, like, fifty resumes. And after being rejected by McDonald's, Chick-Fil-A, Nike, and Build A Bear Workshop, I decided to try applying to a wrestling promotion. And Guerreros Of Lucha signed me right on the spot! Thanks guys!
D. Me and Anna are best friends, you guys! She just doesn't want to take our relationship public. Geez. Respect peoples privacy, you guys.
Now, the time is now! The place is here! My pizza is coming in five minutes or else it's free, so let's get down to business! Because this is Lucha, and the American Hero from London is ready to make an impact in the land of Lucha!
GOL, rest assured you haven't seen the last of me. I'm hearing a knocking on the door, so beat feet camera man because I ain't sharing my pizza! But rest assured, my opponents haven't heard the last of me.
Don't cry for me, Argentina! The Dream shall return!
The Dream shall return in...... Dreaming of Victory......