Post by RoC Lee Morrison on May 19, 2016 3:03:56 GMT
A figure paces around impatiently in the gym, printed on the back of the shirt he is wearing the words TRAINER, he looks at his watch and shakes his head.
Trainer: "I, the great Roberto Rodriguez should not be made to waste my time waiting for some idiot to arrive! I am the best trainer in the business and this tardiness is a slap in the face, AN INSULT to me!"
Just as the self-proclaimed best trainer in the business is about to leave, the gym door swings open and The Masked Moron swooshes in.... Yes you read that right... SWOOSHES!
The Masked Moron: "NEVER FEAR THE MASKED MORON IS HERE!"
With a deep frown on his face, Roberto Rodriguez approaches the intellectually challenged masked avenger.
Roberto Rodriguez: "Do you know what time it is? When you make an appointment with me, I expect you to keep it! I am very IN DEMAND and would rather not waste my time waiting for someone that can't even show up on time."
The Masked Moron: "I'm sorry but I was told to take a left turn down the hall and when I took a left, I realized I should have taken my other left!"
Roberto Rodriguez: "What are you? A MORON?!"
The Masked Moron: "Why yes I am, how'd you know?!"
The irate trainer grumbles under his breath and looks at his watch.
Roberto Rodriguez: "Never mind... You still have my services for thirty minutes, though I doubt we can get enough training for your upcoming Japanese Street Fight in that amount of time. I guess we'll have to make do with whatever we can get in."
The Masked Moron confidently replies.
The Masked Moron: "Ah yes! Japanese Street Fight training! I've actually trained hard last night for it."
Roberto Rodriguez: "Really now? Well I guess if you already did some training we can do a refresher course..."
Roberto Rodriguez sounded impressed at The Masked Moron's initiative...
The Masked Moron: "Yes! Last night I played Ryu... SHORYUKEN! And Ken... HADOUKEN! And also Guile... SONIC BOOM! Though I had trouble with Dhalsim... YOGA FLAME! And I'm fifty-fifty with Sagat... TIGER UPPERCUT!"
Roberto Rodriguez throws his arms up and walks away...
The Masked Moron: "Where are you going? I still need help with E. Honda and Rose!"
The Masked Moron chases after the disgruntled trainer as the scene slowly fades to black.
Trainer: "I, the great Roberto Rodriguez should not be made to waste my time waiting for some idiot to arrive! I am the best trainer in the business and this tardiness is a slap in the face, AN INSULT to me!"
Just as the self-proclaimed best trainer in the business is about to leave, the gym door swings open and The Masked Moron swooshes in.... Yes you read that right... SWOOSHES!
The Masked Moron: "NEVER FEAR THE MASKED MORON IS HERE!"
With a deep frown on his face, Roberto Rodriguez approaches the intellectually challenged masked avenger.
Roberto Rodriguez: "Do you know what time it is? When you make an appointment with me, I expect you to keep it! I am very IN DEMAND and would rather not waste my time waiting for someone that can't even show up on time."
The Masked Moron: "I'm sorry but I was told to take a left turn down the hall and when I took a left, I realized I should have taken my other left!"
Roberto Rodriguez: "What are you? A MORON?!"
The Masked Moron: "Why yes I am, how'd you know?!"
The irate trainer grumbles under his breath and looks at his watch.
Roberto Rodriguez: "Never mind... You still have my services for thirty minutes, though I doubt we can get enough training for your upcoming Japanese Street Fight in that amount of time. I guess we'll have to make do with whatever we can get in."
The Masked Moron confidently replies.
The Masked Moron: "Ah yes! Japanese Street Fight training! I've actually trained hard last night for it."
Roberto Rodriguez: "Really now? Well I guess if you already did some training we can do a refresher course..."
Roberto Rodriguez sounded impressed at The Masked Moron's initiative...
The Masked Moron: "Yes! Last night I played Ryu... SHORYUKEN! And Ken... HADOUKEN! And also Guile... SONIC BOOM! Though I had trouble with Dhalsim... YOGA FLAME! And I'm fifty-fifty with Sagat... TIGER UPPERCUT!"
Roberto Rodriguez throws his arms up and walks away...
The Masked Moron: "Where are you going? I still need help with E. Honda and Rose!"
The Masked Moron chases after the disgruntled trainer as the scene slowly fades to black.