Post by Holly Buchanan on Apr 27, 2016 16:54:17 GMT
(March 27, 2016, at The Compound)
Holly Buchanan, better known to the wrestling world as "Holly Guacamole" watches GOL's first show, "Rise of the Luchas" intently. In particular she pays close attention to her older brother, known to the world as "Tiger Mask Red" competes in the opening contest and cheers loudly as he scores the victory in a hard fought battle with King Fuego.
"Did you see that, Brute," she asks the giant sitting next to her in his custom made recliner.
Brute Smith simply nods and continues watching. He expected nothing less from Tiger. The man is a former Supremo Champion and has been dominate in every promotion he's entered over the last year. To have lost would not only have been an upset, it would be completely out of character for her brother.
The two continue to watch the rest of the show and Holly hoots with joy as her man crush, D.C. Wiland, puts away the disgusting La Cucaracha in the Exploding Cage main event.
Moments after the show goes off the air, Holly's cell phone rings. She looks down at the call display and sees her brother's name. She puts the call on speaker phone and starts yelling in her normal fashion.
"Eli! Congrats Bro, you did awesome. Although I wish you had kicked that guy in the balls instead of being so nice to him."
"Holly, for fucking sake, keep your voice down. I don't need everyone here knowing my real name."
"Well, it's not like it wouldn't be hard to find out who you are. After all you're the son of the Canadian Amb..."
"Holly, please shut up and listen to me for a minute. You need to get your ass down here for the next show and bring Brute with you."
"Why, are you and Deezy planning to take over the place? Are we putting the Misfits together there?"
"I don't know what's going on with Frank at the moment; he's on his own path right now and I'm on mine. To answer your other question, no we're not 'putting the Misfits together' here. No, I want you down here because I think it would be good for you to get away from all that Pollomania silliness. It's time you started fighting like the luchadora that Brute, Frank and I have been working so hard to turn you into. Besides, I've heard rumor they might bring in a Luchadora's Title and I pretty damn sure that you and your hockey stick won't have any problem winning it once they do; especially with a seven foot tall monster in you corner. Am I right, Brute?"
"I am Brute?"
"Yeah, whatever man. Just get down here and sign up, I'm sure they'll find some moron for you to beat up on in your first match. Any way I gotta go, Charlie and I are going out to celebrate tonight."
"Ok, tell Charlie I said 'hi'!"
She hangs up the phone and turn to Brute.
"Well Brute, I guess we're going to (enter city)."
"I am Brute."
***
"Hey bitches, in case you don't know who I am, allow me to introduce myself. I am Holly Buchanan, the uncrowned Pollomania Estrel Medal winner and the Princess of the Canadian Embassy, and I'll be busting down the door and taking names when I arrive in GOL for their second show "Thundercunt". (Stops to giggle) Thundercunt, what an awesome name!
"I'm only going to say this once, so you better pay attention; I'm putting this whole company on notice. Yeah, I might be Tiger Mask Red’s younger sister but I ain’t about to ride his coattails and I sure as hell ain’t about to stay in his shadow. Holly Guacamole is a star and I plan to shine bright in GOL. If any of you bitches have a problem with that, I’m not hard to find. I’ll be the cute blonde, with the seven foot tall giant in his corner, kicking everyone’s asses. This is my world and you’re all just living in it.
“Toodles!”
Holly Buchanan, better known to the wrestling world as "Holly Guacamole" watches GOL's first show, "Rise of the Luchas" intently. In particular she pays close attention to her older brother, known to the world as "Tiger Mask Red" competes in the opening contest and cheers loudly as he scores the victory in a hard fought battle with King Fuego.
"Did you see that, Brute," she asks the giant sitting next to her in his custom made recliner.
Brute Smith simply nods and continues watching. He expected nothing less from Tiger. The man is a former Supremo Champion and has been dominate in every promotion he's entered over the last year. To have lost would not only have been an upset, it would be completely out of character for her brother.
The two continue to watch the rest of the show and Holly hoots with joy as her man crush, D.C. Wiland, puts away the disgusting La Cucaracha in the Exploding Cage main event.
Moments after the show goes off the air, Holly's cell phone rings. She looks down at the call display and sees her brother's name. She puts the call on speaker phone and starts yelling in her normal fashion.
"Eli! Congrats Bro, you did awesome. Although I wish you had kicked that guy in the balls instead of being so nice to him."
"Holly, for fucking sake, keep your voice down. I don't need everyone here knowing my real name."
"Well, it's not like it wouldn't be hard to find out who you are. After all you're the son of the Canadian Amb..."
"Holly, please shut up and listen to me for a minute. You need to get your ass down here for the next show and bring Brute with you."
"Why, are you and Deezy planning to take over the place? Are we putting the Misfits together there?"
"I don't know what's going on with Frank at the moment; he's on his own path right now and I'm on mine. To answer your other question, no we're not 'putting the Misfits together' here. No, I want you down here because I think it would be good for you to get away from all that Pollomania silliness. It's time you started fighting like the luchadora that Brute, Frank and I have been working so hard to turn you into. Besides, I've heard rumor they might bring in a Luchadora's Title and I pretty damn sure that you and your hockey stick won't have any problem winning it once they do; especially with a seven foot tall monster in you corner. Am I right, Brute?"
"I am Brute?"
"Yeah, whatever man. Just get down here and sign up, I'm sure they'll find some moron for you to beat up on in your first match. Any way I gotta go, Charlie and I are going out to celebrate tonight."
"Ok, tell Charlie I said 'hi'!"
She hangs up the phone and turn to Brute.
"Well Brute, I guess we're going to (enter city)."
"I am Brute."
***
"Hey bitches, in case you don't know who I am, allow me to introduce myself. I am Holly Buchanan, the uncrowned Pollomania Estrel Medal winner and the Princess of the Canadian Embassy, and I'll be busting down the door and taking names when I arrive in GOL for their second show "Thundercunt". (Stops to giggle) Thundercunt, what an awesome name!
"I'm only going to say this once, so you better pay attention; I'm putting this whole company on notice. Yeah, I might be Tiger Mask Red’s younger sister but I ain’t about to ride his coattails and I sure as hell ain’t about to stay in his shadow. Holly Guacamole is a star and I plan to shine bright in GOL. If any of you bitches have a problem with that, I’m not hard to find. I’ll be the cute blonde, with the seven foot tall giant in his corner, kicking everyone’s asses. This is my world and you’re all just living in it.
“Toodles!”