Post by will on Oct 20, 2017 18:57:16 GMT
There's the black curtain again. I'm pressed for time, so I had to throw a Hail Mary. Valiente DARK should be along soon, considering his match is on the horizon and the competitors in the Cobweb Escape match have perhaps raised some interesting points, though, I'm reminded of a funny story--
SHING...
Ah, there he is. Took him long enough. The spooky black and orange flash fills our vision and BAM~, there stands Valiente DARK in a shower of clearly CGIed skulls and bats (it is Halloween, soon, of course), a grin playing across his face. Valiente does not waste his time beating around the bush, straight and to the point is our Lucha Savior!
Time is short, my warriors, so I must be swift with my declaration!
I am infinitely proud to bring my power to the Guerreros of Lucha and to one of my favorite cities in the entire world, Monterrey, Mexico. The good people representing Guerreros of Lucha have saw fit to allow me to wield my lucha libre POWER~ in the Cobweb Escape Match for the Soaring Eagle Championship! Now, you ask, why is a luchador such as Valiente DARK here among you all?
Simply, I am here to ensure the balance remains such as it is! For the power of Lucha Libre~ cries out for a hero, and Valiente DARK must answer this call, no matter where it is! The challenge before me, the Cobweb Escape, presents an interesting opportunity for myself and by extension for my partners in Gratuitous Violencia and Heroism, the Badd Breed! EL MAL RAZA!
Valiente POSES as soon as he says this. Of course he has to!
Therefore I must give all of myself to the Cobweb Escape confrontation. Alan The Envy, I envy nothing from you but the opportunity to pummel you as often as I must to become El Campeonato de Soaring Eagle! There is nothing about your being ICONIC that impresses nor intimidates me, amigo! Simply, you stand in the way of my championship opportunity, and this is an obstruction Up With Which I Shall Not Put!! And you, Juliet Brooks, you pique the Interest~ of Valiente DARK. For you see, you have the same idealistic optimism that I share, and while no mask sits upon your face you are very clearly every bit as much of a luchador, based upon your pride and your skill in battle. While a normal match would have really shown me your vaunted technical abilities, something as flashy and crowd pleasing as this Cobweb Escape, which I can safely and proudly say I have No Idea~ what to do to win, will truly show your ability to captivate a crowd and get the children and the elders behind you, which really is the most important thing.
Val balls his fists on his hips now.
And, si, although I don't know what to do to win, a hero's greatest skill is that of INNOVATION. Making things up as one goes along. Reacting to situations and ensuring you maintain your focus on the task at hand! Being, como se dice, FLEXIBLE. Thus I will hone my skill at INNOVATION until it is Insurmountable. Without Equal. And I will then enter the Cobweb Escape and I will fight, and fight, and fight, and survive, and overcome until I finally wrest the Soaring Eagle championship from a truly deserving champion such as Juliet Brooks. And then, as difficult as it might be, I will seek to outdo what she has done with the gold, for the one mission of a luchador is to be the absolute pinnacle of masked wrestling!
Valiente now points authoritatively at the screen.
And this will be my goal at El Dia De Los Muertos! Fitting, for I will make all my dearly departed ancestors VERY proud of me as I once again ascend into the proud echelon of lucha libre champions! Pray for mercy, for you will not find it at the hand of Valiente DARK!
Val now tucks into a pose and throws down a--BOM~--Smokebomb! As the smoke finally clears after it obscures our vision for a few seconds, Valiente is gone, leaving behind only a replica of his mask as all evidence he was ever here.
SHING...
Ah, there he is. Took him long enough. The spooky black and orange flash fills our vision and BAM~, there stands Valiente DARK in a shower of clearly CGIed skulls and bats (it is Halloween, soon, of course), a grin playing across his face. Valiente does not waste his time beating around the bush, straight and to the point is our Lucha Savior!
Time is short, my warriors, so I must be swift with my declaration!
I am infinitely proud to bring my power to the Guerreros of Lucha and to one of my favorite cities in the entire world, Monterrey, Mexico. The good people representing Guerreros of Lucha have saw fit to allow me to wield my lucha libre POWER~ in the Cobweb Escape Match for the Soaring Eagle Championship! Now, you ask, why is a luchador such as Valiente DARK here among you all?
Simply, I am here to ensure the balance remains such as it is! For the power of Lucha Libre~ cries out for a hero, and Valiente DARK must answer this call, no matter where it is! The challenge before me, the Cobweb Escape, presents an interesting opportunity for myself and by extension for my partners in Gratuitous Violencia and Heroism, the Badd Breed! EL MAL RAZA!
Valiente POSES as soon as he says this. Of course he has to!
Therefore I must give all of myself to the Cobweb Escape confrontation. Alan The Envy, I envy nothing from you but the opportunity to pummel you as often as I must to become El Campeonato de Soaring Eagle! There is nothing about your being ICONIC that impresses nor intimidates me, amigo! Simply, you stand in the way of my championship opportunity, and this is an obstruction Up With Which I Shall Not Put!! And you, Juliet Brooks, you pique the Interest~ of Valiente DARK. For you see, you have the same idealistic optimism that I share, and while no mask sits upon your face you are very clearly every bit as much of a luchador, based upon your pride and your skill in battle. While a normal match would have really shown me your vaunted technical abilities, something as flashy and crowd pleasing as this Cobweb Escape, which I can safely and proudly say I have No Idea~ what to do to win, will truly show your ability to captivate a crowd and get the children and the elders behind you, which really is the most important thing.
Val balls his fists on his hips now.
And, si, although I don't know what to do to win, a hero's greatest skill is that of INNOVATION. Making things up as one goes along. Reacting to situations and ensuring you maintain your focus on the task at hand! Being, como se dice, FLEXIBLE. Thus I will hone my skill at INNOVATION until it is Insurmountable. Without Equal. And I will then enter the Cobweb Escape and I will fight, and fight, and fight, and survive, and overcome until I finally wrest the Soaring Eagle championship from a truly deserving champion such as Juliet Brooks. And then, as difficult as it might be, I will seek to outdo what she has done with the gold, for the one mission of a luchador is to be the absolute pinnacle of masked wrestling!
Valiente now points authoritatively at the screen.
And this will be my goal at El Dia De Los Muertos! Fitting, for I will make all my dearly departed ancestors VERY proud of me as I once again ascend into the proud echelon of lucha libre champions! Pray for mercy, for you will not find it at the hand of Valiente DARK!
Val now tucks into a pose and throws down a--BOM~--Smokebomb! As the smoke finally clears after it obscures our vision for a few seconds, Valiente is gone, leaving behind only a replica of his mask as all evidence he was ever here.