Post by elmalparido on May 19, 2016 18:08:06 GMT
1-Personal
Your Name: Mike
Your email: mikecc05@msn.com
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Twitter Link: @tweetsbytony11
2-Your Fighter
Wrestler's Name: Real birth name not available for record, Ring Name: El Malparido! (translated either the bastard, or the miscarriage!)
Nickname(s): The Bastard, The reason the Devil wears condoms now, Becky Whitebread (Explanation to come soon.)
Gimmick: To call El Malparido a walking dump truck filled to the brim with human shit would be WAY too kind an accolade for him to deserve. Sagittarius, enjoys long walks on the beach, smoking crack rock, giving other people's girlfriends whatever flavor of STD he has this week, stealing change from the jar at the convenience store, the one for like blind kids or whatever, worshipping Satan, and generally being a pimple on the ass of humanity. Pet Peeves include white people, nice people, nice white people, cats, and doing stupid shit like "paying taxes on time" or "not laughing at people on chemo" or "getting that thing on his pinga checked out; it's leaking green shit." The only thing people know about him is: A. He's from Juarez. B. This is his first major promotion, and C. He just fucked your dog to death, then broke into your house just to take a single bite out of every tortilla shell in your fridge, then put them back, like nothing happened.
Height: 6'
Weight: 205 lbs
Place of Birth: Cuidad de Juarez, Mexico
Alignment (Tecnicos, Rudos or Neutral) : Rudos
Team (tag, trios or stable) :
Picture Base: Prince Puma
Appearance/Attire: In ring: His custom mask, and an ever changing color selection of long tights
Out of Ring: Whatever he bought/shoplifted/stole off a dead hobo that day
Theme Music: "The Full Retard" by El-P
Entrance: "The Full Retard" by El-P plays on whatever shitty 80's era Hitachi Speakers this dump of an arena calls a P.A. system, and El Malparido comes out to straight hatred. I mean, nuns telling him to choke to death on a dick, cops with their guns on the ready. El stops to mock people, rip up a few sighsn, maybe even motorboat a chica mas fina without her permission. He then leaps into the ring, grabs his junk, and prays to the all power Lord and Master of the Universe, Lucifer, before he gets ready to traumatize what-ever pinche joto management decided they don't particularly like.
Primary Style: Lucha Libre
Secondary Style: Technical
Strengths:
Incredible agility
Excels at mat wrestling when lucha fails him
Cheats like a muthafucka!
High off his ass on drugs all the time
Weaknesses:
Not very strong
Doesn't handle Brawlers, MMA Fighters, and Power wrestlers well.
So reprehensible as a person, most people can't stand working with him, making alliances tough.
Again....high on drugs all the time.
Favourite Moves:
Tornado DDT
Asai Moonsault
Shinbreaker
Half Boston Crab
Top Rope Butterfly Suplex
Springboard Missile Dropkick
Suicide Moonsault Plancha
Cobra Clutch
Mexican Surfboard
Top Rope Hurricarana
Drop Toe Hold into an STF
Running Yakuza Kick
Trademark Move(s) and Description(s):
White Line Nightmare: Mal throws a "mysterious white powder" into his opponent's face, then hits them with a Buzzsaw Kick!
Satanic Two-Step: Springboard double foot stomp onto an opponent's chest
450 Splash
Finisher(s) and Description:
Crack Music: The Contra Code
Bienvenido al Infierno (Welcome to Hell): The Walls of Jericho, WCW version
3-Managers
Do you have a Manager: Not yet
Manger(s) Name(s):
Manager(s) Pic Base(s):
A Bio if you have a manager: