Post by josephwhite on Nov 22, 2018 15:56:51 GMT
Eyes closed, golden sparklers rain down upon the up-close face of Joseph White. The look of smug contentedness on White’s face is enough to want to hit him in the groin with baseball bat and feel no shame.
White sexily poses in his gear on a golden platform, backed by a lavish red curtain and scantily clad men and women in golden masks, black capes and a boat-load of body oil - essentially remember the extras from Triple H’s Wrestlemania 31 Entrance but sexier and more oily - like really really oily. Double the amount of oil your imagining currently.
The camera pulls away from White on his platform, to reveal “sun-bleached” (probably bleached in a prop-house in Mexico City) steps. Two plumes of sexy fire shoot up either side of these steps sexily.
Another close up as White winks as the camera, and we realise this is a sexy man who knows how to do the sex. The author would suspect it would be sexy to see. A well manicured gender-ambiguous hand caresses the hairy oily chest of White, and only seems to get snagged in his chest hair for the most minimal of times - it’s still sexy, minimal chest hair snaggage is sexy.
A close-up shot of a woman’s lips, covered in gloss which is exaggerated by the bright studio lights, the lips almost look like they been smeared in a layer of thick grease, which admittedly is not usually sexy but on this occasion is very sexy, because it just is - don’t question it. The lips are licked for a second by their owner’s tongue, which must feel horrible but looks sexy.
Lips: “Super. Awesomo. Epico.”
A close up of White’s Wrestling tights - the shot is tight on his crotch which read’s “White”. A close up of the prop which is shooting shire, but seen from a bird’s eye view - like it’s shooting up at us.
ON-SCREEN GLITTERING GOLD TEXT ON BLACK: “Viva Gold Standard”
White sexily poses in his gear on a golden platform, backed by a lavish red curtain and scantily clad men and women in golden masks, black capes and a boat-load of body oil - essentially remember the extras from Triple H’s Wrestlemania 31 Entrance but sexier and more oily - like really really oily. Double the amount of oil your imagining currently.
The camera pulls away from White on his platform, to reveal “sun-bleached” (probably bleached in a prop-house in Mexico City) steps. Two plumes of sexy fire shoot up either side of these steps sexily.
Another close up as White winks as the camera, and we realise this is a sexy man who knows how to do the sex. The author would suspect it would be sexy to see. A well manicured gender-ambiguous hand caresses the hairy oily chest of White, and only seems to get snagged in his chest hair for the most minimal of times - it’s still sexy, minimal chest hair snaggage is sexy.
A close-up shot of a woman’s lips, covered in gloss which is exaggerated by the bright studio lights, the lips almost look like they been smeared in a layer of thick grease, which admittedly is not usually sexy but on this occasion is very sexy, because it just is - don’t question it. The lips are licked for a second by their owner’s tongue, which must feel horrible but looks sexy.
Lips: “Super. Awesomo. Epico.”
A close up of White’s Wrestling tights - the shot is tight on his crotch which read’s “White”. A close up of the prop which is shooting shire, but seen from a bird’s eye view - like it’s shooting up at us.
ON-SCREEN GLITTERING GOLD TEXT ON BLACK: “Viva Gold Standard”