Post by Sam Washington on Mar 9, 2016 14:33:59 GMT
The sounds of patriotic music being blared out loud from a loudspeaker can be heard. This is followed up by the sounds of a high speed chase. Tooting and wooing can be heard from the car as the view of the dusty dry road surrounded by desert and cacti dominates the scene. Out of nowhere an Hispanic native spurts out from the desert and sprints in the middle of the road. He looks back and forth in desperation as he begins to tire and breathe heavily. A massive truck painted in the American colours jumps off the ropes and crashes on to the ground speeding up towards the Hispanic. The wooing and tooting can be seen by what can only be described as hillbilly/rednecks speeding towards them.
“Time to bag us an alien boys! Woooooooohoooooooooooo!”
They get towards catching distance of the Hispanic as one of them gets out through the window and slowly climbing towards the front of the truck. After a bit of time he sits down and reveals a net gun. The driver maintains the same speed and allows the redneck to aim.
“Ready….Aim….Fire!”
The net bursts out from the net gun and immediately entraps the Hispanic. They push the brakes down and lift the break handle for a sharp stop. They trio get out from the car and scream out loud in celebration. The trapped Hispanic struggles to find and escape but soon is kicked by one of the white Americans.
“Woohooo we got em!”
“Let’s make him learn a lesson he’ll never forget!”
Suddenly the driver burst in between the both of them. The short dyed blonde hair and sunglasses makes him a face to never forget. He eyes the Hispanic up and down before spitting tobacco out loud.
“Looks like we got another one running about. Border toss him!”
Moments later they carry their bounty to the border zone between America and Mexico. They jump out of their car and immigration meet them with sighs and lack of interest. They carry the man in the net and drop him hard to the ground like he is a sack of potatoes.
“Another Mexican Mr gr-“
“Washington….Sam Washington!”
“Whatever….We’ll check him over….”
The woman looks at the Hispanic and sees multiple bruises and cuts all over his body. She glances back at the trio with assumptions that they did the dirty deed. They all whistle except Sam, who looks at her straight in the eye.
“This scumbag was like this when we got em.”
“You should really leave the officials to do this job before you all get arrested….again.”
“Then if Obama and the other fuckers did their jobs properly then we wouldn’t have to do this wouldn’t we? Suck on that bitch!”
The trio leave before they risk arrest. The Hispanic tries to plead his case but the leave him to the immigration officials to deal with. Later on that night they celebrate at a patriotic bar full of American eagles, cowboy hats, boots and not a single other ethnicity nearby. They all make a toast with their three heavy beers.
“Another illegal motherfucker gone down south for good!”
“Good riddance!”
“But this is only one needle in a giant haystack. There’s thousands of illegal scum taking our jobs, taking our paid taxes, stealing our homes and vehicles trying to invade this place and attempting to make it like it’s our own!!”
The other two look at each other after Sam’s words.
“Look at this shit.”
He points towards a banner for chapter uno.
“They are letting tiny pintsize Mexican idiots and showcasing their culture and their shitty wrestling so they can try and take over and make people forget about good ol’ classic American wrestling! And what is worse they are ALLOWING this to be broadcasted!”
The pair murmur in disgust.
“But you know maybe this is the time to showcase our talent as real American men. With the eyes of America watching this garbage maybe we can make an impact and do what we do best….Show the world why Mexicans don’t deserve to cross our borders!”
“But how are we going to do that? We don’t wrestle?”
“But we fight. We are the American ultras and we can brawl and we can fight. Americans are born fighters! Those Mexicans that proclaim to be warriors don’t even know how to fight! They just do fancy cartwheels and spend their little money on their crap masks!”
Both men seem to like the idea they can take on these guys.
“Yeah….We can fight! We can take them out!”
Sam stands up and lifts his beer up as he gets more confident the more he talks about the idea of signing up to Guerreros of Lucha.
“We can fight, they need different types of fighters and we will showcase the talent of AMERICAN wrestling! We’ll send those scumbags back to where they belong! We’ll beat their skulls in and make them go home to their ‘mamacitas’ and make sure they never come back to this beautiful country!”
The pair cheer and toast to the prospect of competing in the latest Mexican/American promotion.
“God bless America!”
………………………………….
So this is what it has come to huh?
Great American promotions being made bankrupt and being forced to close because they are showcasing horrendous monkey shit like this?
It sickens me that all of you buy into this. Fuck your luchadors and female talent that cross our borders and fly into this great country stealing jobs from great American men and women. You fucking yellow bastards and cockroaches that think we should watch their horse shit when it was AMERICA that put wrestling on the map.
I’m coming to GOL to put an end to this disgusting material because these spot monkeys that have to wear masks are nowhere near Americas’ league. I am going to show the world the best brand of wrestling is American. Fuck your European, Japanese and Mexican styles of jumping around like a Mexican jumping bean with no brain. This horse shit comes to an end!
When I defeat my debut opponent I will make my stance clear and known. I will make America’s stance clear and known. If you’re not here to just visit and try and steal from mother liberty then you will feel the wrath of the Americans!
You know Trump is right about everything he said. This country needs a wall so you filthy Mexicans can’t sneak in here and be the filth that brings out country down. And say what you want about his comments but he’s dang right! Muslims aren’t welcome and all sorts of torture should be allowed to let the villains know that America isn’t to be fucked with!
Sam Washington is the name you will all remember. And the first thing you’ll know every morning is the greatest place in the history of this earth is AMERICA!!!
They better not have the Mexican flag draped nearby….Or else the biggest American shit you will ever see will be dumped on top of it!
AMERICA…..FUCK YEAH!
“Time to bag us an alien boys! Woooooooohoooooooooooo!”
They get towards catching distance of the Hispanic as one of them gets out through the window and slowly climbing towards the front of the truck. After a bit of time he sits down and reveals a net gun. The driver maintains the same speed and allows the redneck to aim.
“Ready….Aim….Fire!”
The net bursts out from the net gun and immediately entraps the Hispanic. They push the brakes down and lift the break handle for a sharp stop. They trio get out from the car and scream out loud in celebration. The trapped Hispanic struggles to find and escape but soon is kicked by one of the white Americans.
“Woohooo we got em!”
“Let’s make him learn a lesson he’ll never forget!”
Suddenly the driver burst in between the both of them. The short dyed blonde hair and sunglasses makes him a face to never forget. He eyes the Hispanic up and down before spitting tobacco out loud.
“Looks like we got another one running about. Border toss him!”
Moments later they carry their bounty to the border zone between America and Mexico. They jump out of their car and immigration meet them with sighs and lack of interest. They carry the man in the net and drop him hard to the ground like he is a sack of potatoes.
“Another Mexican Mr gr-“
“Washington….Sam Washington!”
“Whatever….We’ll check him over….”
The woman looks at the Hispanic and sees multiple bruises and cuts all over his body. She glances back at the trio with assumptions that they did the dirty deed. They all whistle except Sam, who looks at her straight in the eye.
“This scumbag was like this when we got em.”
“You should really leave the officials to do this job before you all get arrested….again.”
“Then if Obama and the other fuckers did their jobs properly then we wouldn’t have to do this wouldn’t we? Suck on that bitch!”
The trio leave before they risk arrest. The Hispanic tries to plead his case but the leave him to the immigration officials to deal with. Later on that night they celebrate at a patriotic bar full of American eagles, cowboy hats, boots and not a single other ethnicity nearby. They all make a toast with their three heavy beers.
“Another illegal motherfucker gone down south for good!”
“Good riddance!”
“But this is only one needle in a giant haystack. There’s thousands of illegal scum taking our jobs, taking our paid taxes, stealing our homes and vehicles trying to invade this place and attempting to make it like it’s our own!!”
The other two look at each other after Sam’s words.
“Look at this shit.”
He points towards a banner for chapter uno.
“They are letting tiny pintsize Mexican idiots and showcasing their culture and their shitty wrestling so they can try and take over and make people forget about good ol’ classic American wrestling! And what is worse they are ALLOWING this to be broadcasted!”
The pair murmur in disgust.
“But you know maybe this is the time to showcase our talent as real American men. With the eyes of America watching this garbage maybe we can make an impact and do what we do best….Show the world why Mexicans don’t deserve to cross our borders!”
“But how are we going to do that? We don’t wrestle?”
“But we fight. We are the American ultras and we can brawl and we can fight. Americans are born fighters! Those Mexicans that proclaim to be warriors don’t even know how to fight! They just do fancy cartwheels and spend their little money on their crap masks!”
Both men seem to like the idea they can take on these guys.
“Yeah….We can fight! We can take them out!”
Sam stands up and lifts his beer up as he gets more confident the more he talks about the idea of signing up to Guerreros of Lucha.
“We can fight, they need different types of fighters and we will showcase the talent of AMERICAN wrestling! We’ll send those scumbags back to where they belong! We’ll beat their skulls in and make them go home to their ‘mamacitas’ and make sure they never come back to this beautiful country!”
The pair cheer and toast to the prospect of competing in the latest Mexican/American promotion.
“God bless America!”
………………………………….
So this is what it has come to huh?
Great American promotions being made bankrupt and being forced to close because they are showcasing horrendous monkey shit like this?
It sickens me that all of you buy into this. Fuck your luchadors and female talent that cross our borders and fly into this great country stealing jobs from great American men and women. You fucking yellow bastards and cockroaches that think we should watch their horse shit when it was AMERICA that put wrestling on the map.
I’m coming to GOL to put an end to this disgusting material because these spot monkeys that have to wear masks are nowhere near Americas’ league. I am going to show the world the best brand of wrestling is American. Fuck your European, Japanese and Mexican styles of jumping around like a Mexican jumping bean with no brain. This horse shit comes to an end!
When I defeat my debut opponent I will make my stance clear and known. I will make America’s stance clear and known. If you’re not here to just visit and try and steal from mother liberty then you will feel the wrath of the Americans!
You know Trump is right about everything he said. This country needs a wall so you filthy Mexicans can’t sneak in here and be the filth that brings out country down. And say what you want about his comments but he’s dang right! Muslims aren’t welcome and all sorts of torture should be allowed to let the villains know that America isn’t to be fucked with!
Sam Washington is the name you will all remember. And the first thing you’ll know every morning is the greatest place in the history of this earth is AMERICA!!!
They better not have the Mexican flag draped nearby….Or else the biggest American shit you will ever see will be dumped on top of it!
AMERICA…..FUCK YEAH!