Chapter Siente: Yippy Kai Yay Motherfucker!! Results
Dec 24, 2016 9:34:50 GMT
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Post by El Propietario de GOL! on Dec 24, 2016 9:34:50 GMT
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The snowy night has come in on the streets of Los Angeles. You are looking at this first tense so it’s like you literally watching this from your own eyes. Outside this rundown building that looks like it is beginning to rust and needs renovation are a group of fans that are outside smoking. A few are wearing masks while there is one particular guy that is the source of the humour. You are walking towards the group to which the closer you get you see the group smoking recreational drugs. The one main guys turns around and sees you and immediately chucks the spliff and breathes out quickly, coughing afterwards. With his Deadpool Christmas sweater on. He puts the quills on his mask behind him along with his Santa hat as he begins to address you.
“Oh you’re back again! Awesome! You’re becoming a fucking regular now its great to see! Well what are you waiting for let’s get you inside dude!
He invites you in as the doors are opened by Hispanic bouncers. You pull your ticket out from your wallet and hand it over to staff who scan it and stub it for you.
“Best of luck again Dragon.”
“Thanks darling! Why don’t I give you a stocking filler tonight if you get what I mean!!!”
He winks at the female staff member before looking at you and waves you to come up the stairs; you see the masks again and see how there are so many of them.
“This is our wall of respect. A lot of brothers and sisters have been lost sacrificing their lives for Lucha Libre and pro wrestling. We put their masks on the walls as a sign of respect and appreciation for what they have done.”
You are handed an egg nog by bar staff.
“Sadly the beer isn’t free anymore, but we managed to get free egg nog since it’s Christmas and our last one for 2016 which gets the fans cheerful! Oh don’t tell Diaz but we have an inside betting bookies in one of the rooms here! Good way to make some money! Feel free to visit their anytime!”
You get to the top of the stairs and see fans drinking and having a good time. You hear really heavy music as Dragon continues to talk to you.
“So you should know about us right now. We have a top tier with a balcony and a stand that leads to the bottom bit where the ring is. Bars are on both floors, that’s important. There’s food carts available too. You know now the Luchadors and Luchadoras come through that door over there and then down the stairs at the other side and then walk down stairs through the crowd! We can fit about a thousand. Again all we ask is you respect those that deserve respect, but you can shove the dicks though! Oh we better give you a better view!”
Dragon opens the door to let you through and you are once again in awe of the energy of the labyrinth. You see on the left a heavy metal band playing a metal version of “Jingle Bells” as the fans chant loud, waiting for the show to start! You see the sold-out labyrinth with fans chanting and singing having a great time.
“We show up here once a month, have one MASSIVELY AWESOME time and leave. You guys are our priority! We have luchadors, luchadoras and international talent. They bust their asses for you for your money’s worth so give them a cheer! “
You see Dragon climbing over the barricade of the upper balcony. The fans see him and scream in support for him. Some are wearing Christmas hats, jumpers and masks to celebrate the final show of 2016
“ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING READY FOR SOME LUCHA LIBRE ACTION!”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dragon turns to you and gives a thumbs up.
“So what are we waiting for? Get your seat, sit down and prepare to PARTY!!!”
Chaos Dragon jumps off from the barricade and drops right into the fans! They crowd surf him as Chapter Siente: Yippee Kai Yay Motherfucker!! commences! The heavy metal Christmas music gets louder as the camera pans all of the fans and then right on to our commentators of GOL; Luchadora Sabrina and colour commentator Eli Buchanan.
S: Our last show of 2016 commences! It’s Christmas at the Labyrinth and what a fucking way to celebrate the Holidays Eli!
Eli: I for one can’t wait to see all these idiotic drunks get escorted out of the building!
S: Oh grow up and have fun. So much on the line tonight amigos and what could happen here tonight may impact how GOL in 2017 begins
Eli: Hopefully with Diaz running this place!
S: Oh shut up Scrooge!
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Out Of Black by Royal Blood begins to play throughout the arena. With Alyssa Devine by his side, Jack Keith comes walking out to be met with a mix response from the crowd. Jack and Alyssa don’t really care as they make their way down to the ring with a serious look on Jacks face.
TC: From Omaha, Nebraska! Standing at 6 ft 1 and weighing in at 210 pounds! He is Jack “The Ripper” Tillman!
Making it to the ring, Jack slides in and sits on the second rope to lower it. Alyssa shortly enters through the ropes and makes her way to the center of the ring. Jack quickly goes to a corner post and raises his hands in the air as streamers are tossed into the ring and covers Jack and the ring. Taking his shirt off, he tosses it to Alyssa who catches it and makes her way out of the ring. Descending from the turnbuckle, Jack makes his way to the center of the ring to get ready for his match. Jessica Downs stands in the corner, having already came out to White Zombie.
EB: If Jessica wants a real chance at winning this one, she'll need to keep the pace fast and utilise the ropes.
S: Tillman is very much about slowing the match down and you don't want to end up beneath him.
In short order our referee goes over the rules and then cues the timekeeper. Tillman prevents Jessica from lunging at him with a sort of knee strike, and slams her on the mat. The one-legged powerbomb evidently took the wind out of Jessica, who makes a face as if to say she made a mistake. Tillman confidently stalks Jessica along the canvas, kicking at her and she pulls herself up. When Jessica is thrown overhead via Suplex, she normally would flip onto her feet but this time she again hits the canvas hard. Her body contorts in pain as Tillman gestures to the audience, as he prepares to descend for ground & pound.
S: Jessica's in great trouble already!
Because this is wrestling, Jessica wisely knees Tillman in the groin where in other sports that'd be begging for disqualification. Here? A grown man moans his pain. The crowd rallies behind Jessica as she scoots herself to the ropes, pushes off them for a flat but effective dropkick to Tillman's face. While he's down, Jessica with all her energy springs back onto the ropes for a Moonsault! She covers but alas Tillman doesn't give up a single count. In fact he throws her off his chest like a weight bar, and the resulting thud and her reaction looks as though she ate another move.
S: You would think Tillman was some sort of monster!
EB: He's deceptively strong. And she's at child weight.
Nevertheless Jessica's spirit compels a retort which forms in the way of a wheelbarrow kick to Tillman's rising face! Her quickness combined with an aggressive flow of attack leads to a chain of maneuvers in the following order: leg drop, springboard moonsault leg drop, top rope leg drop, and then when Tillman finally forces himself up despite the pain, Jessica leapt off the top rope once more to connect a knee to his chin! This time a pin attempt at the very least reaches two before the kickout. Fans couldn't believe that wasn't the ending.
S: We said her only chance was in keeping a fast pace.
EB: How the hell can he contain this energy bunny?
By removing the battery. Tillman endured more kicks and flying attempts for another minute, but none were great enough to lay him out for a pin attempt. Through the pain Tillman eventually connected with a clothesline that simply turned Jessica inside out, and in her daze she fails to prevent Tillman from mounting and brutally laying into her with elbows. Blood quickly rushes from her face and the referee quickly threatens to stop the match if Tillman doesn't attempt a pin already. As if necessary, Tillman only dismounts to lift Jessica and slam her for the Burning Hammer. A move that cannot end any other way here but with a successful three count.
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Chaos Dragon emerges at the top of the balcony drinking Egg Nog with the crowd.
CD: Who spiked the Nog? I am fucking drunk right now!
The crowd laughs and drinks with their GM.
CD: Right, you guys have been voting for our end of year GOL awards and the winners are in. First up! Banner of the year!
S: This should be fun!
CD: I can officially reveal that the winning banner for 2016 is….CHAPTER DOS: THUNDERCUNT!
Eli: Of course it’d be that! Stupid Democrats!
S: Oh be quiet. The fans have spoken
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S: Well this is a bit disappointing but we had technical difficulties and can't show you everybody's entrances!
EB: Oh who cares about that? People are tuning in to see fights. Let them fight!
Our referee doesn't consider going over the rules with the two teams of three because when the Maniacs are involved, things get messy. And usually 6 man tag matches are officiated with two inside the ring at a team with the other four standing on the apron awaiting tags. Not so here. The crowd desires an all out brawl and the six participants happily oblige, with a maniac taking Julian Tijerina over the top rope in sacrificial fashion, landing outside on concrete. Julian only has his partner Helena to blame, though her bumping into him wasn't entirely her fault. You see at the start of the match both teams stood across from each other, looking like a showdown out of a western. But the Maniacs being a bunch of unpredictable assholes, their rush wasn't straightforward but a coordinated triple dropkick to the body of Helena! The impact propelled her into Julian like bowling pins, and that led to Julian taken over the top rope in the corner, and we're now back to the present moment in which Helena fights off a maniac blasting her midsection with vicious arrhythmic kicks.
EB: Joy to the season! The Revenants are dead!
Not so. Rosario thus far is the only revenant to immediately get the better of his Maniac by lifting them onto his shoulders, going for a short run and throwing his opponent's legs backwards all the while holding his head, driving Maniac's head to the mat violently! That's right! A finisher right off the bat but it'd be foolish to attempt a pin when the other Maniac turned his sights on Rosario. This brief distraction, however, is an opportunity seized by Helena with a straight punch to the ear, staggering the Maniac forward by two steps, and one photogenic headkick drops the Maniac stone cold.
S: HEAD KICK! HEAD KICK! HEAAAAAAD KIIIIIIICK!
From outside the ring the 7 foot monstrous clown appears unmoved by the changing tide inside the ring, but it didn't stop Helena from feeding off the crowd's energy and satisfying their desire to see a big ass clown go down via flying roundhouse kick! That's a gif in the making there. On the other side of the ring, outside where a Maniac took Julian head over teakeattle to be specific, Julian now has a Maniac up against a guardrail kicking the ever loving shit of out them. Finally the Revenants have found some control, but the Maniacs being the humanless machines of death that they are no-sell pain to dish out more pain: Julian's maniac kicks off the guardrail to spear Julian into the apron and then overhead suplex him into the guardrail! Helena's maniac dives through the middle ropes and spears her into the guardrail where the monster's body lies. And finally, the maniac left inside with Rosario manages to... No, Rosario is the exception! Rosario muscles out of whatever Maniac tried to set up and proceeds to lock the Maniac's arms behind its neck, forcing it down on its knees to apply heavy pressure.
EB: I'm not so sure a Maniac would ever submit.
S: The Morir Sonando is one of the greatest submission holds to exist in the game! Nobody escapes!
You don't need to escape when your teammates surprise your attacker with a Gorilla-aggressive beatdown. By this point it should be clear that the amount of kicking and punching thrown during this bout far exceeds the typical landing strike statisic of most bouts. This isn't even a match so far as a street fight. Our referee hasn't done much else than waiting in a safe corner till someone pins somebody. Not that our fans mind. The blood falling out of Rosario's face is just the sort of Die Hard spirit we expect from our Holiday events.
S: We really should have a rule in place to stop these kind of beatdowns!
EB: Blasphemous! Let it rain!
Rosario would've appreciated a faster save from his allies but they do come to save: Julian with an over-the-shoulder arm drag followed by a Wheelbarrow Arm Drag, followed by a Tilt-a-whirl Headscissors Arm Drag, and finally ending in a Maniac trapped in a Fujiwara armbar! As that maniac squirms, a fellow maniac ate super kick after super kick from Helena who's determined to see this asshole die via super kick but they won't lose their feet! By the fifth super kick to the chin, the Maniac does collapse but only by falling outside of the ring and into the arms of the monstrous, stonewalled clown who tosses him back inside.
EB: Why doesn't the big Maniac get involved already?!
S: Because he's a Maniac.
Given the chance to exact vengeance against his Maniac, a bleeding Rosario unleashes a flurry of forearm smashes to bust the Maniac wide open, and to the crowd's delight they witness yet another extraordinary maneuver: the Maniac is thrown into the air and brought down via cutter. Rosario swiftly transitions to a pin and the referee sighs relief when his hand slaps the canvas for the third time.
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BUT THEN ROSARIO SUPLEXES NOIR!!!
S: WHAT!!!
Tijerina goes over to ask what is going on before he too is met with a massive belly to belly!
S: What are you doing?!
Soon Diaz emerges and applauds before Big Boss Rosario walks out of the ring, leaving his former team mates and aligning himself with Diaz!
Eli: El Gran Jefe has joined the best side of the force!
Noir and Tijerina look on as Rosario looks behind before walking away with Carlos Diaz and leaving them.
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An even more drunker Chaos Dragon rolls over and eventually stands over the top of the announce table to announce the second GOL award winner.
CD: Right, it’s time for one of my favourite awards. Dickhead of the year!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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CD: Sadly, Carlos Diaz wasn’t nominated. But this one truly justifies the grand title of being an absolute dickhead! The winner of Dickhead of the year is.
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SAM WASHINGTON!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
S: There’s a surprise there….
CD: Now for the next award winner. Show of the year. We at GOL take pride in given you all the fucking shows you deserve to watch. This one was a very close one and a narrow victory for this show. So without further adieu. The Show of year goes to;
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ETERNAL LUCHA!
Eli: Our first ever supershow gets the win. And so it should even though I wasn’t in it!
S: GOL’s grandest show of them all wins the show of the year award!
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The camera cuts to the backstage where Chaos Dragon is celebrating the last show of the year with other members of the production team. The joys are short lived however when Carlo Diaz soon arrives.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CD: Fuck me the Mexican Grinch is here.
Diaz: Oh ha ha Mr Dragon.
CD: What are you doing here? It’s Christmas time and your ruining the mellow as quick as a Kleenex in a snot party!
The crowd laughs while Carlos sarcastically smirks.
Diaz: Laugh it all up because your days are numbered Dragon. I told you last month that I will be here more often and taking control of this place.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CD: And the crowd goes mild.
Diaz: This is the beginning of things that are “Best” for business and for Guerreros of Lucha. So as of the beginning of 2017 I’ve decided to run the first show, Hecho En mexico, all by myself.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eli: Yes!
S: Oh come on!
Dragon is annoyed but tries to not let his emotions cloud his judgement. Carlos has a big grin on his face and chuckles to himself.
Diaz: Happy New Year Chaos Dragon!
Chaos “accidentally” trips a staff member carrying a jug of egg nog which results in the subsequent nog being splattered all over the GOL owner. The staff try to keep their mouths shut from releasing any laughter as Diaz looks down at himself with his arms wide open with all the egg nog staining his thousand dollar suit.
CD: Oh sorry Dr Douchebag. Accidents do happen! But if you want a war….you’ll get one mother fucker!
Diaz looks at him with a deathly stare.
Diaz: This is the beginning of the end for your reign Dragon.
Carlos leaves as Dragon looks on.
S: A civil war is going to happen in 2017!
Eli: They’ll only be one winner Sabrina!
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Terri Castillo: The following contest is a Cero Miedo Match!
Cattle Decapitation's Long-Pig Chef and The Hairless Goat sounds off and a hunched over Sawtooth Grin, barefoot and donning his signature tattered red pajama one piece, emerges from behind the partition. His eyes briefly flutter over the crowd before he turtles back up and edges his way toward the ring.
Sawtooth slithers up the apron and rolls under the bottom rope, shoots to his feet, and throws himself into a corner. The camera moves in nabbing an unusually vacant expression. Eyes fixed dead center of the mat.
TC: From Portland, Oregon weighing in at 165 pounds… he is Sawtooth Grin!
Jason Orion’s music hits the PA system as he heads down the entrance ramp slapping the hands of the fans.
TC: And his opponent… Jason Orion!
Ramon Rodriguez: This is going to be one brutal match! For those North of the border, Cero Miedo means No Fear. Anything goes in this match; and it is more about not being afraid then wrestling.
Sabrina: So it is an anything goes, as long as you can handle yourself.
RR: That is correct. And it looks like we are ready.
DING DING
The match begins as the two step towards each other. Jason Orion holds out a hand to shake, but Sawtooth Grin wants nothing of it. He instead jump and uses a roundhouse styled kick as it drops Orion down to one knee. Orion puts his hand to his jaw as it definitely caught him off guard. Jason leaps up to his feet and drives Grin backwards into the ropes. He grabs the arm of Grin and pulls, shooting him off into the ropes. Orion charges forward and hits a spinning elbow. Grin takes hard to the mat as Orion grabs one of his legs. Grin pushes Orion off towards the ropes, as he throws his hands up to stop the momentum. Grin pushes off of his palms and heads up to his feet. Orion turns around looking to catch Sawtooth again, but Grin jumps up and grabs the head of Orion hitting a double knee jawbreaker sending Orion snapping back to the mat hard.
RR: Great momentum shift there!
S: But he needs to stay on Orion!
RR: Listen to those fans… they want to make this match interesting!
Grin drops to the mat and rolls to the outside. He lifts the ring skirt and looks around for a momentum. Cheers are heard from the fans as he pulls out a table, and slides it into the ring.
RR: Things are starting to pick up!
Grin also pulls out a couple of chairs, and slides those in as well. He climbs back up into the ring as Orion is slowly getting up, to one knee. Grin sends a few stomps to keep Jason Orion down on the mat. Grin grabs and sets the table up. He heads back over to Orion and grabs him by the head, but Jason manages to push Grin off. Sawtooth stumbles back towards the table as Jason gets up to his feet. Charging forward, Orion heads for Grin looking for a spinning heel kick and connects. The momentum and direction carry Grin away from the table as the fans were hoping to get some wood.
RR: So close to some action there!
S: You never get action!
RR: The hell I don’t!
Orion quickly heads up the corner and looks down, seeing Grin down on his back. Orion jumps off and hits a frog splash only mere feet away from the setup table. He holds the move for the pin attempt.
ONE
T--
No! Sawtooth Grin manages to kick as Orion is tossed back towards the ropes. Jason uses the ropes to pull himself up, and sees the chairs inside of the ring. He uses his foot to kick both of them back outside of the ring as it gives Grin a couple of moments to help himself up on the edge of the table. Orion turns back towards Sawtooth, but Grin manages to catch him and uses a back body drop onto the table behind Grin. Orion lands back first on the table, but it does not break.
RR: Seriously? That table is asking for it! I ought to give it a piece of my mind!
Grin, looking to take advantage of the situation, climbs up to the top corner himself. He faces out towards the crowd.
S: What is he doing? Is he trying to kill himself?
RR: Shhhh! I can feel awesomeness coming on!
Grin, looking back, jumps off and nails a tight imploding 450 sending Orion straight through the table as shards of wood go everywhere! The fans begin to chant “HOLY SHIT” as neither man moves. Finally after a few seconds, Grin manages to place his arm over Orion for a pin.
ONE
TWO
THR--
No! Somehow Orion manages to kickout of it!
RR: How did he?
The referee tries to pull pieces of the table away from the two men as they are both slowly rising up to their knees. Orion somehow manages to get up to his feet, and hits a lightning fast enziguri on Grin. Sawtooth falls back as Orion grabs the legs of Sawtooth and drags him out away from the corner. He rolls Grin over to his back, as Jason uses the ropes for a springboard moonsault. He connects as he hooks a leg for the cover.
ONE
TWO
Sawtooth Grin is able to power out of it.
RR: What is with Orion? He kicked those chairs out… and he is just wrestling. He understands this is not a regular match?
S: I have no idea.
Jason Orion heads up to his feet, unsure as what to do next. He heads outside of the ring and looks down at the two chairs. He hesitates, before he decides to grab them and slides them back into the ring.
RR: He is going to finally use them!
He heads back into the ring and rolls in, but once back up to his feet, Sawtooth Grin has recovered enough to rise to his feet. They both look down at the chairs, and pick them up. Orion pulls back to swing, but Grin jabs Jason in the gut with the chair. Orion doubles over and drops the chair. Sawtooth grins, and pulls back smacking Jason across the back with the chair. Orion falls to one knee. Another loud smack! Orion is down to both knees. A third smack! Orion is laid out face down in the middle of the ring.
RR: Sawtooth Grin is taking charge here!
Instead of going for the pin, Grin heads outside of the ring and lifts the ring apron up again much to the delight of the fans. He reaches under and grabs two brand new, shiny chairs. He slides them inside of the ring. Looking back under, Grin finds a red sack of unknown items, and tosses that up and over the top rope.
S: That did not sound like presents!
And finally, Grin reaches far under and pulls out… some barbed wire!
RR: This just got VERY interesting!
Grin tosses the barbed wire over the top rope as well, landing near Orion. He climbs back into the ring and begins to setup some sort of chair wrapped in barbed wire contraption. He wraps it around and around, cutting up his arms in the making.
S: He is hurting himself.
RR: But the payoff will be worth it!
He begins to drop blood at the sharpness of the wire. Finally, his makeshift death seat is created as he turns around. Smack! Orion managed to get back up to his feet and knocks Grin down hard to the mat with one of the original chairs.
RR: Wow! Orion did it!
Jason is obviously in pain as he holds his head. He drops the steel chair to the ground. Orion whips Grin into the corner and charges forward hitting a big splash. Grin stumbles forward and falls to his knees. Orion jumps up behind the kneeled man, places his knees on Grin’s shoulders, and drives him face first into a chair. Grin hits head first as he gets cut on his forehead. He begins to drip blood from there as well.
RR: Orion has gotten away relatively unscathed sofar!
Orion looks to try and end things as he lifts Grin up to his feet. The red sack is still on the ground near them. Jason Orion lifts Sawtooth Grin lifts Orion up for a Brain Buster!
RR: This is going to end things!
SL Orion is going to disfigure him!
He holds Grin over the barbed wire covered chairs, but Grin is able to use his weight shifting to instead land back on his feet. Orion almost falls into the barbed chairs as the fans in the crowd are on their feet and go crazy. They are out for blood! Jason turns around as Grin offers a well placed kick and drops Orion with the Thumbsucker (Stunner) as Orion catches the edge of the chair. The fans boo as their dreams did not come true, but Sawtooth has something up his sleeve.
RR: What is this madman doing?
S: I think… I think he is wrapping his shoulder in barbed wire?
RR: Is that-
S: Yes! He grabbed some thumbtacks and broken glass from the Christmas bag of pain as well!
RR: For good measure, I assume?
S: Obiously!
Grin lifts Orion up ever so slowly offers another kick, and downs with another Thumbsucker (Stunner) Orion as the wire catches the throat and neck of Jason while it digs into the shoulder of Sawtooth Grin. Before going for the pin, Grin has to literally pull the wire out of his shoulder before making the pin. He covers Orion as blood pours from his shoulder
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING DING
TC: The winner of the match… Sawtooth Grin!
Sawtooth pushes off of Orion as Jason is covered in marks around his neck, and blood from the both of them. It has begun to pool under Orion as the medical team rushes into the ring. The referee pushes the broken table and the gritty chairs to make room. Both men are checked on, but Sawtooth pulls back and raises his arms before stumbling back into the corner as the medical team insists on checking on him.
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Carlos Diaz emerges from the top of the balcony clapping his hands at the winning Grin who is being held by Acido and hewhocorrupts.
Diaz: That ladies and gentlemen is what I like to see! Ruthless Aggression!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Eli: Shut up and let the man speak!
Diaz: I’ve decided to take over proceedings because I have good news for you three. First off congratulations must go to The Upcoming Guerrero award winner…..EL MATTO ACIDO!
Eli: YES!
S: What?!
Acido looks shocked as he his congratulated by his team mates.
Diaz: Much deserved and as a reward for your great work….I am granting you a REY DE REYES TITLE SHOT!
Eli: WOW GREAT CALL BOSS!
S: You gotta be kidding me?!
Acido smirks with joy as he punches his fists in the air.
Diaz: But that will come in February 2017. Because after this win Grin. You have granted your team another chance at the Guerreros of Lucha Trios championships at our next event in January. Now as much as I hate Chaos Dragon and what he has put in place. I have to for contractual reasons agree with him on one thing. This your LAST chance at the gold. After this it’s no more. So, for the first time in fedding history. I have decided to book this match. It will be the outliars and Acido against the GOL trios champions The Everyday Heroes.
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IN A LAST TEAM STANDING MATCH!
Eli: This is why Dragon needs fired!
S: What a way to start 2017. A first ever last team standing match for the trios titles!
Diaz smirks as the Outliars with Acido pose in front of the booing crowd!
S: Well it is now our duty to proudly announce who has won the match of the year award Eli.
Eli: It was a very fucking close call with the nominations given to us; Ladder Warfare, the Gods of War Ladder match, the main event of Eternal Lucha but in the end. We got our winner.
S: Yes. Massive congratulations goes to Avery Miles III and Mr Rottentreats. Their Super Falcon Cup Final match wins match of the year 2016!!
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The camera cuts back to the American Ultras who are getting Sam warmed up. Lincoln goes over to ask a question to the American War Machine.
“Hey Sam?”
SW: Yes Son?
“What if El Torro shows up tonight in this Christmas Brawl?”
Sam laughs loud.
SW: I beat him before. I can beat him again!
Bush: I don’t know. He looked mighty pissed off.
SW: Look. He could have fought me last month. He didn’t have the balls to. If he shows up. I will take him out! There’s no chance of him costing us the win tonight boys!
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The cameras cut to El Gran Jefe Rosario, who is met with a chorus of boo’s following the events that transpired earlier tonight. Roxi Johnson soon grabs him by the arm and halts his walk.
Roxi: What the hell was that about tonight?
Rosario smirks.
Roxi: You think this is funny? Give me one reason to not kick you out of this match next?
Rosario: Because what happened and what you saw earlier tonight was just about business. It was nothing personal. And let me be the first to say that while I understand your reservations, Mr Diaz wants me to be part of the winning team tonight. Because it is best for business for us!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Roxi continues to look like she still doesn’t trust him and proceeds to get right in to his face.
Roxi: Cost us tonight. And I’ll kick you so hard your dick will become a vagina!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Roxi leaves as Rosario looks on laughing
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The camera pans back to the Ring where Christmas themed weapons and items are all over the ring. Santa Claus is visible in the upper balcony where he is asking fans what they want for Christmas as the first annual brawl gets underway!
DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha, is the first annual Christmas Brawl!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TC: This is no holds barred. No disqualification with the last survivor being the winner for their team!
The metal band play music from the Grinch movie that allows the Team Rudos to emerge from the top balcony. The crowd boo and throw their food and alcohol as they slowly walk down the stairs.
TC: Introducing; Sam Washington, Joey LeClair, El Matto Acido and team captain hewhocorrupts…..TEAM RUDOS!
The team ignore the boos but huddle around and decide that they want to attack team Technicos and decide to wait outside the ring.
S: Looks like they want to give the fight right now!
Eli: A perfect example of how to work as a team!
TC: And their opponents;
The lights go out at the Labyrinth as the fans wait in anticipation.
S: The lights are out!
Eli: The excitement has gotten to the electrical……WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
The lights go back on to reveal Hammerstein on top of the balcony on top of a reindeer.
Eli: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING!
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AND JUMPS OFF THE BALCONY WITH THE REINDEER AND CRASHES ON TOP OF TEAM RUDOS!
S: Are you fucking kidding me!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Hammerstein, who is now clearly seen as drunk on spiked egg nog, downs a beer with a fan and signals for the others to come down. However, team Technicos all come out riding on reindeer down the stairs! They have nets and begin to chase and capture nearly all of Team Rudos in the nets and tie them up!
Eli: This is a disgrace!
S: This is GOL! Anything can happen!
Team Technicos all high five each other and let the reindeer go as they see all but Acido tied up in a net!
THAT WAS AWESOME (CLAPPING) THAT WAS AWESOME! (CLAPPING)
Acido soon gets a switchblade and quickly releases all three men so this match can get underway! Hammerstein is in the ring and begins celebrating with more beer!
DING DING DING
The fans begin to cheer Hammersteins name as team Technicos go to their corner. He once again gets the crowd going as his team mates shout at him to turn around.
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AS EL MATTO ACIDO SMASHES A GRANDFATHER CLOCK OVER HIS HEAD!
S: Ouch!
The Cuckoo bird pops out of the shattered grandfather clock as Hammerstein comes to an halt.
Acido: Tick Tock Motherfucker!
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ACID DROP!
Cover;
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Hammerstein has been eliminated!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Eli: That lasted as long as sexual intercourse with Miley Cyrus!
Hammerstein is rolled out of the ring as Bryan Ford dashes into the ring and begins trading blows with El Matto Acido. Ford initially gets the upper hand and bounces off the ropes, but Acido counters with a massive spinning kick! He tags in hewhocorrupts as the part of the infamous trios team attack Ford.
S: The Outliars will be celebrating after Grin’s win tonight!
They hit a quick double snapmare suplex as Ford roars in pain. The duo flip the Technicos off as they storm into the ring along with the rest of the Rudos. All seven men battle inside and outside the ring as the fans cheer on in excitement!
S: It’s a brawl Eli! Anything goes!
The ref notices that Ford made a quick tag in to Johnson as Ford battles with Sam outside. Acido and LeClair try to double team on Rosario but El Gran Jefe counters with slamming Acido into the steel steps and grabbing a candy cane themed Singapore cane to smash over LeClairs body. Hewhocorrupts rolls back into the ring and turns around;
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BUT ROXI JOHNSON HITS A MASSIVE SUPERKICK!
She grabs a steel chair with Christmas stickers on it and chucks it at the Rudos Captain, who in a stunned state inadvertedly grabs the chair!
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RAY OF HOPE! THE STEEL CHAIR SMASHES INTO HEWHOCORRUPTS!
COVER!
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Hewhocorrupts has been eliminated!
S: WOW! The captain is gone!
Eli: NO! This can’t be!
S: We are down to three each team now!
Roxi soon suicide dives right through the ropes onto LeClair and Washington! The brawl is now going into the crowd as all six individuals battle it out. Roxi goes for El Matto Acido!
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But Hewhocorrupts smashes Johnsons back with the steel chair she used on him!
Eli: Get her boys!
S: He’s eliminated, that’s not fair!
He shouts orders at Acido as they drag her to the upper balcony near the make shift Santa’s grotto area. The pair take Johnson and hit a perfect double sccop slam on the hard concrete of the upper balcony. Hewhocorrupts shoves Santa off his chair and proceeds to pick it up. He goes to smash Johnsons back.
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BUT SANTA GRABS IT AND BEGINS FIGHTING THEM BOTH!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Eli: What!
S: Yeah!!
Santa begins hitting slobber knockers on both men before throwing presents. He goes to grab a large candy cane..
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BUT HEWHOCORRUPTS AND ACIDO DOUBLE SUPER KICK SANTA OUT COLD!
YOU SICK FUCKS! YOU SICK FUCKS! YOU SICK FUCKS!
S: They just killed Santa!
Santa is unconscious after that hit and as they celebrate Johnson goes to attack Acido;
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AND ONE OF SANTAS ELVES THROWS HEWHOCORRUPTS OFF THE BALCONY THROUGH A STACK OF TABLES!
Eli: HOLY SHIT!
They take their hat off to reveal it’s Cherry!
Cherry: We’re even!
S: Cherry gets her own back after what happened last month!
Meanwhile the focus has been distracted in the ring that Ford and LeClair are battling it out. Ford goes for it;
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BUT LECLAIR COUNTERS WITH BRAIN DAMAGE!
COVER!
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Bryan Ford is eliminated!
Eli: Yes!
El Matto Acido and Roxi battle each other out as they go through the crowd to the fans delight. Acido initially gets the upper hand and throws Johnson over the crowd and he begins to gain more confidence. He throws her into the ring as he brags about being on top before making a strap motion after getting a Rey De Reyes title shot for February.
Eli: Wait, what the fuck?!
The fans cheer as elves crawl out from under the ring and surround Acido, who looks around as they slowly climb up to the ring mat.
S: I don’t think they like what they did to their own!
Acido begins to mock the elves and call them hobbits;
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BUT OUT OF NOWHERE SANTA SPEARS ACIDO!
S: HAHAHA!
Eli: NO!
The fans go nuts as Santa sorts his back out. Acido is out cold. He drags Acido by the mask before pointing to the turnbuckle.
S: Wait a second.
He drags Acido before putting him in the middle of his legs before lifting him up while going up the turnbuckles.
S: No way!!
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AND PILEDRIVERS ACIDO FROM THE TOP ROPE!
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BEFORE SPEARING WASHINGTON!
AS JOHNSON HITS THE SUPERHERO ON ACIDO!
Cover!
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El Matto Acido is eliminated!
The Elves suddenly begin to drag underneath the ring. He soon wakes up and realises and tries to claw his way out, but there are so many elves that as he roars screaming in fear, they manage to pull him out of the ring and underneath the ring mat!
Eli: What the fuck did I just see?
As everyone slowly tries to regain their composure. El Torro Ramon Rodriquez’ music hits to the delight of the crowd! The infamous Luchador appears from the top of the balcony, wearing noticeably a black bull mask slowly makes his way downstairs.
S: El Torro is here!
Sam is slow to get to his feet as El Torro rushes into the ring and confronts the American War Machine! The pair stare each other out just like last month. They both don’t take eyes off each other as the fans feel the intensity!
YES! YES! YES! YES!
BUT EL TORRO SPEARS ROSARIO!!!!!!!!!
S: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!
Eli: What the f-
The fans are in shock as El Torro spears Rosario. He looks at Sam before making a motion to finish the job. Washington picks up Rosario.
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THE DECLARATION!!
S: I don’t get it!!!!
Cover;
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El Gran Jefe Rosario is eliminated!
Eli: Even I am in shock. El Torro is working with the American War Machine!
Rodriquez leaves as the fans continue to question why El Torro turned to help Washington. The American War Machine and Joey LeClair soon team up as Roxi soon realises she is outnumbered and on her own. She pulls herself up to the turnbuckle and makes a motion to bring the fight. She goes for the attack but is met with a gigantic lariat by Sam! LeClair carries on the assault;
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DEATH DEALER!
Eli: Its’ over!
But instead of making the cover, Sam wants to further punish the Technicos captain!
Eli: Make the cover!!!
Sam smirks as he wants to finish them off with one last declaration. She lifts her up and slowly brags to the fans.
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BUT ROXI ESCAPES AND PUSHES SAM INTO LECLAIR!
She gets Sam and rams him through the turnbuckle! She gets a hold of LeClair.
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RAY OF HOPE!
Cover!
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Joey LeClair is eliminated!
Eli: Great debut for Joey! Should not be disheartened.
But Sam soon rams Johnson into the turnbuckle and hits a perfect Americanrana! He goes for a quick Declaration to finish this off.
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But Roxi manages to grab the ropes by her feet and manages to escape again! She dodges as Sam smacks his head into the turnbuckle!!
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RAY OF HOPE!!
Cover!
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TEAM TECHNICOS WIN THE CHRISTMAS BRAWL!
Roxi cries with sheer emotion as she manages to get the victory for the first ever Christmas brawl! The rest of her team storm down as they celebrate with a trophy.
TC: Here is your winners! And Christmas brawl champions! TEAM TECHNICOS!
Roxi proudly celebrates as she lifts the trophy over her head!
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Chaos Dragon storms up the balcony before the main event.
CD: Right, it’s time for the big one! Guerrero of the year as voted for by you the fedders and fans all around the world! This one showcases who has busted their ass the most, bled and bruised for this company and put on a fucking show of their lives day in and day out!
The fans applaud.
S: Amen Dragon
CD: We have an epic fucking main event coming up so let’s not waste anymore time. Guerrero of the year 2016 goes to this person.
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"Dark Horses" by Switchfoot begins to play as Avery Miles makes his way out to the arena.
S: YES! THE CHAMP GETS THE AWARD!
Eli: The Super Falcon Cup winner, the match of the year winner and Rey De Reyes Champion. I hate to say it but there were no other luchadors close to him.
The word "MILES" shimmers on the screen behind him and he pulls back his hoody and smiles to the crowd. He is joined by his fiancee, Alycia Morgan. Dragon high fives Miles before awarding him Guerrero of the year trophy. He raises it proudly before handing it over to his fiancée as he prepares for main event. He offers a kiss to her cheek as he runs down the ramp slapping hands of the fans and climbs up the corner of the turnbuckle. She walks down the ramp and remains on the outside. He holds his arms out to the sides as the crowd cheers. Avery makes his way to the top turnbuckle and flips into the ring, landing on his feet.
"Come To My Kingdom" by House Of Lords plays and the crowd gets to its feet as Nirvana steps out onto the stage. He looks to the crowd then saunters down the aisle towards the ring. Nirvana climbs up onto the apron, wipes his feet, and steps over the top rope into the ring.
S: Nirvana gets a somewhat mixed reaction from this crowd. Nirvana is a legend in this business, but a large portion of this crowd didn’t like how he debuted, attacking the Rey de Reyes Champion.
EB: Really? These fans should be on their hands and knees worshipping this man. They should kiss the very ground he walks on.
Buchanan bows to Nirvana, who acknowledges him with a nod of the head.
"Dark Horses" by Switchfoot begins to play as Avery Miles makes his way out to the arena. The word "MILES" shimmers on the screen behind him and he pulls back his hoody and smiles to the crowd. He is joined by his fiancee, Alycia Morgan. He offers a kiss to her cheek as he runs down the ramp slapping hands of the fans and climbs up the corner of the turnbuckle. She walks down the ramp and remains on the outside. He holds his arms out to the sides as the crowd cheers. Avery climbs to the top of a ladder stationed at ringside and flips into the ring, landing on his feet.
S: Some say this man is at a distinct disadvantage here tonight, but I disagree. Avery Miles comes into this match fired up and looking for a measure of revenge.
EB: Yeah, he’s playing right into Nirvana’s hands. Nirvana’s in his head. Miles is taking his focus off the belt that’s hanging above the ring. He will lose the Championship tonight, and will get hurt badly in the process, and I for one, cannot wait.
S: Let’s go up to Terri Castillo for the introductions for our main event!
TC: The following Lucha is A Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match, and is for the GoL Rey de Reyes Championship. Introducing first, the challenger. He weighs in at three hundred-twenty-eight pounds, and hails from Parts Unknown. He is one of the most decorated wrestlers in the history of the sport…..he is the Midnight King…..NIIIIIIRRRRRVVVVANNNNNNNAAA!
The crowd rumbles in expectation for the match.
TC: And his opponent, weighing in at two hundred fifteen pounds and hails from Indio, California. He is the reigning and defending GoL Rey de Reyes Champion. Senores and Senoras….this is AM3...Avery...Miles….The THIIIIIRRRRRD!
Castillo exits the ring just in time as Nirvana crashes into Miles in the corner. The Midnight King begins pounding away at the Rey de Reyes Champion with lefts and rights. He whips Miles across the ring and follows him into the corner with a hard clothesline. Miles staggers out of the corner and collapses in the center of the ring. Nirvana rolls out of the ring and slides a table into the ring, then a chair.
EB: Oh yes, The Midnight King’s gonna end it early!
Miles makes his way to his feet and stomps on the chair, smashing Nirvana’s fingers under it. Miles kicks Nirvana’s masked head twice, then pulls him up to his feet. Avery hits a series of forearm smashes on Nirvana, then finishes with a spinning elbowsmash. Nirvana drops to a knee, and Miles hits a spinning heel kick, knocking Nirvana on his back. The Rey de Reyes Champion slides out of the ring and grabs a ladder. Miles slides the ladder under the bottom rope, then reenters the ring. The champ quickly sets up the ladder and begins to climb the ladder.
S: And now the Champ’s gonna end it quickly.
EB: Maybe not.
Nirvana is up and he grabs Miles by the ankles. He rips Avery off the ladder. As Miles crashes to the ground, his head hits the edge of one of the rungs, opening a big cut on his head.
Alycia shrieks in horror as she sees blood running between the fingers of her man as he holds his hands over the cut.
S: Damn, look at the size of that cut!
EB: Look at the smile on Nirvana’s face. He’s about to have a great time now!
Nirvana stands over Miles, then leans over and begins to punch the open wound on his head. He pulls Miles to his feet and, holding him up by the hair on the sides of his head, begins headbutting the champ relentlessly. After his final headbutt, Nirvana pulls Miles in and bites his forehead, then spits Miles’ own blood back in his face. Nirvana releases Avery, who crumples to the mat. Nirvana takes the ladder Miles brought into the ring and sets it horizontally, bridging the ring apron and ring barricade. The Midnight King rolls under the bottom rope back into the ring then stalks Miles, who is slowly getting to his feet. Nirvana kicks Miles in the stomach, then pulls him up for a powerbomb. Instead of slamming him to the mat, Nirvana turns, carries Miles over towards the top rope, then powerbombs him THROUGH THE LADDER!
S: OH MY GOD!
EB: THIS IS GREAT! I LOVE IT!
As the referee goes over to check on the champion, Nirvana goes to the opposite side of the ringside floor and sets up two tables, one on top of the other. He pulls another ladder from under the ring and slides it under the bottom rope. Nirvana sets the ladder up and decides against climbing it, opting instead to leave the ring and go after Miles, who is leaning against the ring barricade. The Midnight King raises his arms to drop a double axe handle on Miles, but the champ hits a standing side kick to the stomach, doubling the challenger over. Still leaning on the barricade, Miles kicks Nirvana in his surgically repaired hip. Nirvana cries out in pain as Miles kicks him again and again in his hip. Miles grabs Nirvana’s leg and hits a dragonscrew legwhip.
EB: C’mon, ref! Disqualify Miles! He’s trying to permanently injure Nirvana!
S: You’re joking, right?
Miles rolls into the ring and begins climbing the ladder. Nirvana can barely stand and knows he won’t be able to catch up to the champ. Nirvana starts grabbing steel chairs out from under fans and throwing them willy nilly at Miles. Finally, one of the chairs finds its mark, slamming into the champ and causing him to slump over the top of the ladder, semiconscious. Nirvana finds new life and hobbles into the ring. He grabs a chair and begins climbing up the opposite side of the ladder. Nirvana grabs Miles by the hair and stands him up, but AM3 surprises him with a right hand. Another right hand shudders The Midnight King. Nirvana fires back, but Miles blocks it and fires back with another right hand. Miles risks falling off the ladder to deliver a hard right knee strike to the side of Nirvana’s head. Nirvana’s wobbly and Miles sees this as his opportunity to reach for the belt. Just as he gets a grip on the belt, Nirvana reaches for him and grabs him by the left leg.
EB: PULL HIM OFF AGAIN, PAPA NURVY! SLAM HIM ALL THE WAY DON TO THE MAT!
S: Would you please try…..HOLY SHIT!
As he tries to kick his way free of Nirvana’s grip, Miles’ kick lands right on the side of the masked man’s head, knocking him unconscious. The Midnight King falls backwards off the ladder and crashes through the two tables he had set up earlier in the match. Miles struggles to keep the ladder from falling, but fails, and decides to loosen the belt from the hook and falls the fifteen plus feet to the mat. The crowd explodes in cheers for the defending champ, who struggles to get to his feet. EMT’s and trainers check on a motionless Nirvana. Alycia climbs into the ring and hugs Miles. Avery holds the title up, celebrating his victory.
S: What a brutal title defense this was for the Rey de Reyes Champion.
EB: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about Nirvana? What a courageous war he waged to win the title. Nirvana is a GOD among men. He deserves….UH-OH! Miles is in trouble now!
The crowd boos as Big Boss Rosario walks flippantly past Nirvana, climbs in the ring, and gets right in AM3’s bloody face. Rosario talks to Miles, seemingly telling him the title is his. Avery holds the title up in the air, then gets nose to nose, forehead to forehead with the Big Boss. referees and officials go to separate the two. Rosario’s forehead is covered in Miles’ blood from their head to head standoff, giving a graphic image as the final image of Chapter Siente.
S: Avery Miles and Big Boss Rosario are about to explode here in the final show of 2016. What will 2017 hold for the Rey de Reyes Champion and the Big Boss?
EB: Hopefully the end of AM3’s title reign.
S: Stop it! Ladies and gentlemen, from all of us at GoL, Goodnight! Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! Feliz Navidad! Prospero Ano Nuevo!
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After the show, the camera cuts to the top of the roof at the Labyrinth where a door opens to reveal Santa Claus and his reindeers emerging outside in the snow. Santa is hunched and holding his back while the reindeers behind can be seen limping.
Santa: Ho Ho Holy shit!
Santa cracks his back and manages to straighten it out before walking over towards his sleigh.
Santa: I wasn’t expecting it to be so rough this year!
He gets up on his sleigh and sits down while sprinkling reindeer dust that magically heals all of his reindeer as they connect themselves to the sleigh to commence delivering presents to all of the children in the world. Santa sprinkles some on himself which fully heals him up and magically gets rid of his cuts and black sustained at the Christmas Brawl.
Santa: Well that was some night. Some very nice and yet very naughty people. Santa will have to add them to his list. I wonder what will happen next time when we are all prepared….
He mushes the reindeer as they begin to move and levitate themselves and the sleigh with Santa into the night sky of Los Angeles.
Santa: Merry Christmas to all and to all Good night!
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We at Guerreros of Lucha would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!