Post by El Propietario de GOL! on Nov 27, 2016 12:02:44 GMT
A private limousine parks up right next to the backstage entrance of the Labyrinth. Bouncers can be seen drinking and smoking weed at the doors. The chauffeur opens his door goes over to the backdoors to open.
S: Who could this be?
The chauffeur opens to reveal GOL owner Carlos Diaz!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EB: Yes! Carlos Diaz is back!!
S: Oh jeez….
Diaz looks at the bouncers who quickly see the boss is back and throw away their booze and weed. They stand up straight and act professionally once he gets near them. Diaz smells the beer off them and shakes his head in disapproval.
Diaz: If I ever see you two monkeys do that again. You’ll be on the line looking for a job! Comprende?!
The bouncers nod as the boss officially enters the Labyrinth.
S: What the hell does he want?!
EB: Who cares? He’s back! He’s going to run the ship again!
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The night time has come in on the streets of Los Angeles. You are looking at this first tense so it’s like you literally watching this from your own eyes. Outside this rundown building that looks like it is beginning to rust and needs renovation are a group of fans that are outside smoking. A few are wearing masks while there is one particular guy that is the source of the humour. You are walking towards the group to which the closer you get you see the group smoking recreational drugs. The one main guys turns around and sees you and immediately chucks the spliff and breathes out quickly, coughing afterwards. He puts the quills on his mask behind him as he begins to address you.
“Oh you’re back again! Awesome! You’re becoming a fucking regular now its great to see! Well what are you waiting for let’s get you inside dude!
He invites you in as the doors are opened by Hispanic bouncers. You pull your ticket out from your wallet and hand it over to staff who scan it and stub it for you.
“Best of luck again Dragon.”
“Thanks darling! My magic dragon is waiting for you after like last time!!!”
He winks at the female staff member before looking at you and waves you to come up the stairs; you see the masks again and see how there are so many of them.
“This is our wall of respect. A lot of brothers and sisters have been lost sacrificing their lives for Lucha Libre and pro wrestling. We put their masks on the walls as a sign of respect and appreciation for what they have done.”
You are handed a beer by bar staff.
“Sadly the beer isn’t free anymore, but we managed to get all booze cheap and get the fans cheerful! Oh don’t tell Diaz but we have a inside betting bookies in one of the rooms here! Good way to make some money! Feel free to visit their anytime!”
You get to the top of the stairs and see fans drinking and having a good time. You hear really heavy music as Dragon continues to talk to you.
“So you should know about us right now. We have a top tier with a balcony and a stand that leads to the bottom bit where the ring is. Bars are on both floors, that’s important. There’s food carts available too. You know now the Luchadors and Luchadoras come through that door over there and then down the stairs at the other side and then walk down stairs through the crowd! We can fit about a thousand. Again all we ask is you respect those that deserve respect, but you can shove the dicks though! Oh we better give you a better view!”
Dragon opens the door to let you through and you are once again in awe of the energy of the labyrinth. You see on the left a heavy metal band playing really heavy music as the fans chant loud, waiting for the show to start! You see the sold out labyrinth with fans chanting and singing having a great time.
“We show up here once a month, have one MASSIVELY AWESOME time and leave. You guys are our priority! We have luchadors, luchadoras and international talent. They bust their asses for you for your moneys worth so give them a cheer! “
You see Dragon climbing over the barricade of the upper balcony. The fans see him and scream in support for him.
“ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING READY FOR SOME LUCHA LIBRE ACTION!”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dragon turns to you and gives a thumbs up.
“So what are we waiting for? Get your seat, sit down and prepare to PARTY!!!”
Chaos Dragon jumps off from the barricade and drops right into the fans! They crowd surf him as Chapter Seis: Mucha Lucha Senor!! commences! The heavy metal music gets louder as the camera pans all of the fans and then right on to our commentators of GOL; Luchadora Sabrina and colour commentator Eli Buchanan.
S: The penultimate show of 2016 right here in the Labyrinth commences! Welcome everyone to chapter seis! I am your host with the most, Sabrina! And of course with me is my colleague. The always happy as fuck Eli Buchanan.
EB: I fucking smile every time I come here!
S: Like fuck you do!
EB: Enough personal insults for one day Amigo. Tonight, big lucha action coming our way. Titles may change, bodies may be permanently broken. And of course, someone’s career is coming to an end. Carrera mascara tonight!
S: And as you see here amigos. We have Ladder Warfare as our main event for the Guerreros of Lucha Trios titles!
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DING DING DING
TC: The Following Lucha is a one on one match! Already in the ring….EL PLAYER UNO!
Uno raises his hands.
The theme music hits which brings about massive cheers from the fans of the Labyrinth as the newest member of the GOL roster emerges onto the top of the balcony.
TC: Making his GOL debut. Please welcome BIG BOSS ROSARIO!!!!
Rosario high fives fans before walking down the steps.
S: For months GOL have been trying this get to work a show. After weeks of discussions. Big Boss Rosario is finally at the Labyrinth!
EB: One of the hottest talents right now in the indy scene has arrived at GOL! And long may he continue to stay here!
The Big boss rolls into the ring and raises his arms in the air.
ROSARIO! ROSARIO! ROSARIO! ROSARIO!
The bells goes as this match is underway.
DING DING DING.
Rosario storms into Uno with a massive European Uppercut! He runs to the opposite turnbuckle and sprints to deliver another huge uppercut. He drags Uno by the head and hits a perfect belly to belly suplex! The Big Boss roars out loud as the fans cheer him on.
S: What a start!
Rosario picks him up from behind and delivers a perfect suplex! He rolls him back up on his feet for another suplex! The Big Boss rolls him back up again and hits a massive Dragon Suplex that lands Uno on his head!
EB: Nice knowing you Uno.
Rosario stomps his feet as he tries to get Uno back up to his feet. Uno staggers up and doesn’t even know where he is.
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TASTE OF GREATNESS!
Rosario makes the motion for the finisher as he looks to end this early.
S: Could we see it?!
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P2R II!
COVER!
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A debut win for Big Boss Rosario!
TC: Here is your winner. BIG BOSS ROSARIO!
The fans cheer him on as he asks the crowd if he should stay on for the end of year show?
SI! SI! SI! SI! SI!
Rosario nods in approval and gives a thumbs up to the crowd, indicating he will be returning to the Labyrinth.
S: I think the fans have spoken and The Big Boss wants to return.
Rosario leaves the ring high fiving more fans as he raises his arms to celebrate a triumphant victory at Guerreros of Lucha!
EB: The roster just got given their Notice. The Big Boss is here!
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The camera cuts to the backstage area where the picture is split between King Fuego and Sam Washington warming up for their Carrera Contra Mascara match tonight. Either a career ends or a mask is taking to be added to the wall of the Labyrinth.
EB: So much as stake tonight Sabrina. I am glad I am not those two!
S: First ever Carrera Contra Mascara match later on tonight!
The camera finishes with both men finishing their warm up and leaving their respective shots.
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"Noir" by Shandon starts playing softly in the Arena as the lights dim out. The tron is showing closeups of some of the tattoo covering Helena's body. The volume of the song starts growing louder as it approaches the chorus. As soon as it starts, the words "Never fear to suffer" pop up on the tron, while blinding lights pierce the darkness covering the entrance ramp. Helena walks out wearing a grey hoodie over her wrestling gear, pacing slowly to the ring keeping her head up, with the usual confident and almost challenging look on her face.
TC: Please welcome Helena Noir!
Noir gets the microphone as the music is cut for her.
HELENA! HELENA! HELENA!
HN: Last month some creepy little cowards and their big turd of a giant decided to attack me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HN: Its those teamed attacks that stink of cowardice to me! So rather than jumping on people like you have for last shows. I am calling you creepy fucks out here right now!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
HN: Why don’t you show if you have any cahonas and come down here and fight me like the guerrero that I am!!
HELENA! HELENA! HELENA!
S: Call out made! Will those clowns appear?
EB: Stupid from Helena! She could hurt herself being stupid like that!
Helena waits for the clowns as she gets all the fans psyched up. She and the fans slowly wait as they anticipate the clowns arrival into the Labyrinth.
Whenever I May Roam plays to a chorus of boos, Al Thani emerges on stage wearing a black robe and appearing psyched up.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mohammed arrives and comes down the steps with a chorus of boos, but he doesn’t care as he quickly rolls into the ring to get this match started.
S: Not the clowns but her opponent instead!
EB: That should be the one Helena should be worried about!
DING DING DING
Mohammed wastes no time and attacks Helena from behind! He hits a perfect suplex that forces her out of the ring.
EB: Strong start from the Pearl Gladiator!
Helena tries to regain momentum before Mohammed smashes her into the steel steps! He carries on the assault by smashing his foot onto her head several times that dazes her.
S: Helena needs to focus before this match ends!
Mohammed lifts her up in the air and smashes her ribs onto the guard rail before rolling her in for a cover;
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Kick out by Noir.
Al Thani continues the assault with punch after punch to the jaw of the Swedish luchadora. He goes for another attack, but Noir dodges it and counters with kicks and punches of her own before hitting a facebreaker that stuns the Pearl Gladiator!
S: Here we go!
The Swede hits a standing hurricanrana that stuns the Pearl Gladiator! She carries this on with huge kicks before hitting a near perfect roundhouse kick that takes him off his feet! Cover;
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Kick out by Al Thani!
Helena goes to the top rope for a massive moonsault and nails it perfectly! She then carries on with a headlock trying to get the upper hand on the Middle Eastern wrestler. Mohammed soon manages to move and grab the rope with his feet to break the count.
EB: That is how you do it!
Helena goes to grab him by the head, but Mohammed counters with a lifting backbreaker. He then runs to the opposite side of the ropes smashes her fac in with a running knee! He makes the pin;
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Kick out by Helena!
Mohammed hits a perfect cyclone suplex before lifting the Swede up and slamming her against the turnbuckle. He goes to the turnbuckle to deliver the classic ten punches to the head, but on the count of nine Noir slips under him and counters with a dropkick to the back.
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BEFORE HITTING A REVERSE HURRICARANA!
EB: No!
Cover!
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Kick out by Mohammed!
Mohammed quickly gets to his feet after the kick out and goes for a snapmare suplex, but Noir lands on her feet and goes for the sling blade! She hits it without any mistakes as Mohammed goes to the ground. She roars to the crowd as the cheer her on
HELENA! HELENA! HELENA!
She goes for it!
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STAY GOLD!
NO! MOHAMMED COUNTERS!
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WRATH OF SHARIA!
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NO! NOIR COUNTERS WITH INK YOUR FACE!
S: Wow!
Cover!
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NO! Mohammed just kicks out!
EB: He’s still in it!
Helena wastes no time as she goes for a second attempt.
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STAY GOLD!
NO! MOHAMMED SLAMS HER ONTO THE RING MAT!
S: That had to hurt!
Mohammed wastes no time and hits a massive suplex over the ropes and onto the hard ring mat! Cover;
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Kick out by Noir.
Mohammed hits a headlock in the middle of the ring which Noir struggles from. The fans cheer her on and clap their hands along with stomping their feet. She feels the crowd as she clenches her fists and shakes them vigorously. She uses the energy and adrenaline from the crowd to get to her feet and ram her elbows into the Pearl Gladiators stomach. She begins hitting punch after punch which stun the Middle Eastern Wrestler. Mohammed goes for a lariat, but Noir counters with her own leg lariat!
S: Come on Helena!
Noir bounces off the ropes for a springboard elbow slam that hits Mohammed in the face! She goes for another hurricanrana but Mohammed counters with a buckle bomb!
EB: Finish her!
He goes for another discus lariat!
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BUT NOIR DODGES AND COUNTERS WITH INK YOUR FACE!
S: Wow!
She gets him in position
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FONDU AU NOIR!
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BUT WAIT!
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The lights suddenly go out much to the surprise of the fans. The lights quickly go back on to reveal the two clowns outside the ring!
S: Oh god they’re back again!
Both make cut throat actions towards the three before the lights go out. Ultra violet green and purple paint can be seen on the steps with “HA!” down every step of the balcony.
S: Hey Eli look!
The camera looks at a part of the section spray painted in the Ultra Violet paint in green saying;
“SEND IN THE CLOWNS…”
The lights go back on and the fans are in shock as the goliath of a man wearing the same scary clown mask returns outside the ring. Helena looks at all three outside the ring surrounding her;
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BUT MOHAMMED USES THIS TO HIS ADVANTAGE AND TURNS NOIR AROUND!
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WRATH OF SHARIA!
COVER!
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3!
DING DING DING
S: Damn it!
TC: Here is your winner! Mohammed Al Thani!
Mohammed quickly rolls out of the ring as the clowns move in. The Pearl Gladiators music is cut as they circle Noir.
EB: This is what happens when you have a big mouth!
The clowns waste no time and attack Noir!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
S: This isn’t fair!
The clowns and their seven foot monster clown go for the kill as they try to finish her off.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
S: Wait!
But Big Boss Rosario rolls in to make the save!
EB: Rosario!
Rosario hits a perfect suplex on one of them before countering the other ones with a belly to belly suplex!
S: These two were a team as part of the Revenants!
The seven-foot monster clown attacks Rosario, but Noir manages to get to her feet to do a double team! They punch and kick the monster but he still manages to stand. Noir grabs a steel chair as she smashes it over the monsters back while Rosario hits a thunderous dropkick to send him out of the ring. But he still lands on his feet! The pair hug each other after reuniting once more.
EB: Do they know what they have done?!
S: They kicked ass that’s what!
The cameras cut to the clowns and the revenants facing each other off. the lights go out for a moment as the sounds of recorded laughter can be heard. The lights go back out and the clowns have disappeared.
……
The cameras cut to the private room of Carlos Diaz who laughs hard after watching what happened during the events of the Noir/Al Thani match. He sips on champagne before speaking to his peers.
Diaz: That is what happens when Diaz is back running the show! Ratings and money made! That is why I hired them in the first place!
Diaz kinks his glass to an investor before GM Chaos Dragon walks in furious.
CD: What the fuck was that about fudge packer?! You’re paying these clowns!! Those fuckers have been interrupting our shows for months!
Diaz: Yes….I am. Because they are what is best for business. No one cared about the start and mid show until I put them there! They work for me! They are paid by me! Now the wrestling world wants to know who this giant of a clown is along with his peers?
CD: So you return from out of nowhere and put these thunder cunts in our promotion? What next you gonna give out handjobs?
The fans laugh at that comment.
Diaz: No, but I am back from scouting talent. And believe me when I say Dragon that business hasn’t went the way It should when I’ve been gone. So I am here to stay and observe your performances from here on then.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Diaz: And to override you when I can and book matches I feel are best for business.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CD: I don’t think I have ever called you a cockend haven’t I? Well you’re several diseased cock ends!
Diaz laughs.
Diaz: Be the joker Dragon. Because businessmen beat jokers any day of the week! In fact I think I’ll override you and book a match for the end of the year! Our last show of 2016. If Helena Noir and Rosario want to fight my clowns then they can! At chapter Siente it’ll be Helena Noir teaming with Big Boss Rosario….against The Maniacs in a 3 on 2 handicap match. Oh and Dragon? Tell them to watch out for Mr Psycho. He doesn’t like people.
Dragon strokes his quills before shaking his head and leaving as Diaz smiles on.
S: Could be a civil war about to start here in GOL!
EB: That’s more like it! Bring power to Diaz and not to the Dragon!
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DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha is CARRERA CONTRA MASCARA!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TC: If Sam Washington loses, then he must end his career. If King Fuego loses. He must remove his mask!
S: Life changing match up here!
Fire dancers emerge on from the top floor. They do an impressive dancing with rolling flames, jumping over and underneath them along with breathing fire in and out. The drummer from the metal band hired out helps keep the rhythm going. The dancers shout out loud “FUEGO!” repeatedly before a long wooden pipe, which turns out to be a gas filled flamethrower spits fire out so huge that the crowd can feel the heat!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality!”
The band begin to play Bohemian Rhapsody to the older crowds delight as King Fuego, emerges from the fire from the dancers with a custom-made Sword of Fire! He wears a custom-made lion mask embedded with a crown to emphasis the king in King Fuego as he lifts his sword of Fire over his head! He calmly walks down through the stairs
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BUT ONE OF THE DANCERS ATTACKS FUEGO FROM BEHIND!
S: Who the hells that!!
They remove their mask to reveal The American War Machine Sam Washington!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
EB: That’s how you do it Sam!
Sam continues the assault and throws him down the steps. They get to the outside of the ring and Sam slams him into the steel rail guard!
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BEFORE DELIVERING A VICIOUS AMERICANRANA! CRUSHING FUEGO!
S: This isn’t right!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Sam gets a massive reaction when he unveils his newest attire featuring Donald Trumps face on the front. Sam removes part of the mat that is covering the concrete ground of the Labyrinth before lifting Fuego up on his shoulders.
S: Oh no Sam don’t!!
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THE DECLARATION ON THE STEEL CONCRETE! FUEGO IS OUT!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Sam throws the unconscious King Fuego into the ring before grabbing a microphone.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sam: I could win this match and take your mask, but you filthy Mexican fucker would just crawl back here. It’s a new regime here in America. A new and IMPROVED regime under Donald Trump Mexicans!! So instead of that happening….I’d rather take your career.
Sam goes to the outside and picks up two steel chairs that he throws in the ring. He places one chair under the head of the fallen King.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
EB: Finish him off and send a message!
S: He’s going to fucking kill him!
Sam gets the other chair and raises it above his head.
S: NO!!
AND SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR ON KING FUEGOS HEAD!
S: Oh my god…
Rubbish and beer gets thrown into the ring as Sam smirks. He refuses to let others see to the King as he motions for one more chair shot!
S: Oh come on someone do something!
Sam roars “USA” out loud before lifting the chair above his head.
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But theme music suddenly plays from the amp system that saves Fuegos career. Sam slowly lowers the chair down before turning around and looking at the balcony.
EB: What the hell.
The fans go completely ballistic with cheers as they see who is emerging from the balcony.
S: OH MY GOD!!
The smoke clears to reveal the returning Ramon “El Toro” Rodriquez.
S: HE’S BACK!!!
El Toro without fear walks down the steps looking at the American War Machine every second of the way!
S: EL TORO IS BACK!
EB: He isn’t getting his job back from me!!
Ramon rolls into the ring and immediately squares off against Sam.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“RAMONS GONNA KILL YOU! RAMONS GONNA KILL YOU!”
S: We haven’t seen him in nearly 4 months thanks to Sam!
EB: The lucha veteran has returned to the Labyrinth!
Both men continue to square off as the fans cheers get louder. Sam smiles before slowly backing off.
Sam: We’ll meet again. Our times now. Not yours Mexican.
Sam rolls off of the ring as the referees and medics wearing lucha masks enter to see to King Fuego.
S: Sam wanted to end the career instead of the mask of King Fuego. El Toro may have stopped that. Are we about to see the second round of these two clashing?
EB: The Bull versus the American War Machine. Holy shit!
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The cameras cut to the newest GOL signee, Bryan Ford, who is getting a tour of the place from GM Chaos Dragon.
CD: So as you see dude, this place rocks with beer, music and superb wrestling up until the police close us. You ready to debut at the Labyrinth?
Bryan looks at Dragon.
Ford: Hell yeah!
The pair high five each other.
CD: Excellent amigo! We’ll get you sorted out at Chapter Siente!
??: AHEM!.....
Both men turn around to reveal Joey LeClair.
CD: Joey. Wasn’t expecting you here dude!
Dragon offers his hand to shake but LeClair ignores it.
JLC: Yeah, whatever. Now the real competition has arrived. What are you gonna do with it? Because I can beat this guy (pointing at Ford) any day!
Ford: What are you saying punk?!
The pair square each other off before the fans cheer as Hammerstein makes an appearance.
H: Fellas! Fellas! Let’s not fight! We’ve all just signed for GOL and we’re excited I know. But let’s save the fist fighting for another day!
A Hammerstein chant breaks out to the surprise of the other two.
JLC: Who the hell signed you?
CD: I did, because he wanted to be here. Now amigos it’s quite obvious you all want to make an impact. So how about this? We got a four on four Christmas Brawl coming up! Team Rudos versus Team Technicos! Why don’t we give you guys a debut to remember and ADD you to that!
All three nod.
CD: Excellent. We’ll see you all at Chapter Siente. Oh and bring your Santa hats amigos!
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DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha is the triple threat match! And it is for the Guerreros of Lucha Soaring Eagle championship!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
The fans boo loudly as Fancy by Iggy Azela featuring Charli XTC as the lights begin to flash green, and gold as a carpet rolls right in front of the giant egg. As a lone spotlight forms right at the entrance way opens up first comes out Todd who looks nervous and waves slightly, however he is soon pushed rudely out of the way by his boss who takes the spot, as the fans give even louder boos to the Trillion Dollar Princess. Who tells him to stay back as she does a series of arrogant poses at the top of the entrance ramp before counting her way to the ring getting into it with the fans while keeping her nose up at them. As she kept up her arrogant strut she soon did a rude talk to the hand motion to the fans as she yelled at Todd to hold the ropes open for her as she entered the ring from the elevated entrance way. As she then bowed arrogantly soaking in the boos before posing some more in the centre of the ring as she orders Todd to come and take her ring jacket as he exits the ring taking good care not to scoff her ten-thousand-dollar mink fur coat as she lays arrogantly on the top rope taunting the fans as she waits for her opponent to come down trash talking the fans, and the ref.
TC: Please welcome ANGEL KASH!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Evanescence's "Weight of the World" is heard on the sound system. Ursula comes out from behind the curtain. When she gets to the ramp, raises her arms feeling the energy of the crowd. She walks down the length of the ramp, swinging both her hips and her arms. She enters the ring and walks over to the ropes, standing on the bottom rope and bending over to smile at the fans in the first few rows. She then gets off the ropes and walks to one side of the ring and waits for the officials to start the match.
TC: Please welcome URSULA AREANO!
The opening keyboard notes of "The Touch" begin on the PA system. Stan Bush's voice rings out and soon the power chords kick in to begin the song. The cameras pan around the arena, and soon, spotted in amongst the fans, is Roxi Johnson slowly making her way through them, slapping the fans five and getting patted on the shoulders as he moves through the swarm of fans. The fans continuing singing with the song as Roxi continues her journey through them, stopping and singing along with them. She treks onward, seemingly greeting every fan, before she is lifted on top of the fans and they crowd surf her towards the ring, imitating a superhero "flying" motion. She makes it and lands on her feet on the arena floor to which she high fives the closest fan before climbing up on the apron and climbing the turnbuckle and raising her arms in the air to massive cheers. She jumps down from the top turnbuckle and lands in the ring, and begins jumping up and down in an exercising manner as the music cuts out.
TC: And their opponent. The GOL Soaring Eagle champion! ROXI JOHNSON!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
BUT KASH RAMS AREANO INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!
DING DING DING
S: Wow, aggressive start!
She throws her out of the ring as she goes for the Soaring Eagle champion. They grapple as they start off this triple threat title match. Kash rakes the eyes of the champ before going for the quick roll up;
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Kick out by Johnson.
Kash roars that this is her chance this time around.
S: She wants that title desperately.
EB: May very well do it!
Kash goes to pick up Johnson.
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BUT JOHNSON LOCKS HER IN.
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RAY OF HOPE!
S: She hit it!
Johnson makes the cover;
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3! Roxi Johnson retains the title in record fashion!
Kash is in shock as the champ has her hand raised in victory and is given the belt. Angel has a massive temper tantrum as Johnson proudly lifts the title above her shoulders.
EB: She wasn’t ready!
S: Oh shut up! Her arrogance cost her the title in record timing!
Angel begins pulling her hair in frustration as Johnson leaves to high five the fans.
S: This means she’s the first confirmed champion going into 2017.
EB: I have a funny feeling this feud with Kash is not over yet!
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GUERREROS OF LUCHA CLOSES OUT 2016 WITH ITS CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA!
YIPPEE KAI YAY MOTHERFUCKER!
AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO END IT THAN 4 ON 4 ELIMINATION CHRISTMAS BRAWL!
TEAM TECHNICOS VERSUS TEAM RUDOS!
DURING OUR LAST SHOW WE WILL POST OUR WINNERS FOR FIRST ANNUAL GOLSIES!
THEN WE RETURN FOR OUR FUCKING EPIC NEXT CHAPTERED SHOW CHAPTER OCHO: HECHO EN MEXICO!
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DING DING DING
TC: The following lucha is scheduled for one fall. And it is for the Guerreros of Lucha Rey de Reyes championship!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
S: This is going to be awesome!
The lights lower and the remaining lights turn to a golden color. “Shoot to Thrill” by Halestorm hits. The crowd explodes into cheers. Amy Jo Smyth steps out onto the stage, her back turned to the crowd, head covered by the hood of her jacket. The golden lights change and simulate a cascade of glitter over her. Smyth spins around on her toes and faces the crowd as a single spotlight falls on her.
I got my gun at the ready gonna fire at will
‘Cause I shoot to thrill and I’m ready to kill
I can’t get enough and I can’t get my fill
Shoot to thrill play to kill
Pull the trigger, pull it
Pull it, pull it
Pull the trigger
She then throws her head back, the hood falling off her head, and arms upward and outward, letting the remaining glittering light wash over her. She slowly makes her way down the ramp, looking over the crowd, giving the occasional high five to a fan with a perfectly placed hand. She reaches the end of the ramp and throws a fist up in the air. The crowd pops.
TC: …Hailing Dirty Jersey… She has her Ph.D. in submissions… “The Good Doctor” Amy Jo Smyth!
The fans cheer her on as Amy-Jo awaits for the Rey De Reyes champion to make his arrival to the Labyrinth.
"Dark Horses" by Switchfoot begins to play as Avery Miles makes his way out to the arena. The word "MILES" shimmers on the screen behind him and he pulls back his hoody and smiles to the crowd. He is joined by his fiancee, Alycia Morgan. He offers a kiss to her cheek as he runs down the ramp slapping hands of the fans and climbs up the corner of the turnbuckle. She walks down the ramp and remains on the outside. He holds his arms out to the sides as the crowd cheers. Avery makes his way to the top turnbuckle and flips into the ring, landing on his feet.
TC: And here is your Rey De Reyes champion! From Indio, CA! AVERY MILES III!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
AM3 warms up as he kisses his title as this match gets underway!
DING DING DING
S: Here we go!
The pair look at each other and shake hands in appreciation!
EB: Great respect between both competitors!
The pair grapple up to begin this match as they try to initially show their superiority with one another. Miles throws her down to the ground as they both stare each other. They go for another grapple but this time Smyth dodges her and pushes AM3 out of the ring. She sees her chance and bounces off the ropes;
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ONE FOOTED FRONT FLIP ONTO AM3!
S: Wow, she just used one foot!
Amy-Jo sees her chance and goes up to the ring mat. Miles is dazed as he tries to regain some composure. She lines him up.
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STANDING MOONSAULT!
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BUT MILES HOLDS HER AND SMASHES HER INTO THE STEEL TURNBUCKLE!
AND THEN POWERBOMBS HER ONTO THE GUARD RAIL!
EB: That has to hurt!
Miles rolls into the ring as the ref begins the count. Smyth is screaming in pain as she tries to get back on her feet. The referee gets to the count of nine and she barely makes it in time! Miles picks her up on her feet.
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WEST COAST BREAKDOWN!
NO! SMYTH DODGES AND COUNTERS WITH DEATH BY GLITTER!
Cover;
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Kick out by Miles. Avery tries to get back up and fight back;
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SCARLET O’HARA BY SMITH!
Cover;
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Kick out again by Miles.
Avery Miles rolls to get her arm and counters with the crossface! Smyth screams in pain as she gets her neck cranked! Amy-Jo crawls and eventually gets to the ropes, forcing the rope break! Avery carries the assault on by stamping on Amy-Jo’s hands and feet to weaken her. Miles gets a hold of her.
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Russian Leg Sweep!
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Followed by a standing corkscrew press! Cover;
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Kick out by Smyth!
Miles picks up and powerbombs her into the turnbuckle. He follows this up with a massive lariat elbow smash!! Smyth is dazed and gets a hold of her for a massive package piledriver! He goes to the top rope.
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Moonsault!
Cover;
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Kick out!
Avery Miles picks up as the pair trade punches with each other. Smyth rolls under Miles before going to the top rope and counters with a huge Code 28! Miles rolls back on to his feet and Smyth goes up to the top rope for the Flic Flac! Cover;
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2...
BUT MILES COUNTERS WITH A TRIANGLE CHOKE HOLD!
S: What a counter!
Smyth screams in pain as the neck further tightens as she struggles to go and break the hold. Some of the fans cheer her on as she tries to reach the ropes. But Avery rolls over and manages to get her in the middle of the ring.
EB: The challenger is in serious trouble here!
Smyth’s face starts to go blue as she uses her last energy to grab the rope with her foot! Avery is frustrated as he has to break the triangle choke. He throws her out of the ring before looking behind him.
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CARTWHEEL CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS OVER THE ROPES!
S: WOW!
Miles slams her into the steel steps before rolling her back in the ring.
EB: She’s in position!
AM3 goes to the top ropes straight away and shouts for it!
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THE EXPRESS!
NO! SMYTH COUNTERS WITH A ROLL UP!
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Kick out by Miles!
AM3 gets back up to his feet but misses a clothesline!
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SOUTHERN CHARM!
Avery is dazed and bouncing off the ropes.
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FLYING FUCK BY SMYTH!
EB: Holy crap!
This time it is Miles who is screaming in pain as Amy-Jo locks in the fujiwara armbar! She cranks the arm to the point that is looks like it is almost going to snap! Miles tries to use the weight advantage to get closer to the ropes as Smyth goes for the submission victory. Somehow, some way Mile front flips back to his feet and hits a massive roundhouse kick! Both are out as the fans show their appreciation!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAPPING* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAPPING*
Both are out as the referee begins the count of ten. One soon becomes five as they use the ropes for leverage to get back to their feet. Amy-Jo goes for the quick backcracker, but Miles lands on his feet and delivers a thunderous spinning forearm smash! He goes to the top rope;
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MILESBOMB!
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NO! AMY-JO FRONT FLIPS TO HER FEET!
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A SECOND SOUTHERN CHARM!
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FOLLOWED BY THE SQUASHED FROG!
S: She did it!
Coverl
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3!
NO! MILES BARELY KICKS OUT!
S: Holy crap!
EB: Amy-Jo was THIS close to winning the title!
Smyth carries on the attack and goes for the Mad Scientist from the top rope, but Miles dodges. Smyth goes for the attack, but Avery slams her into the turnbuckle! He gets a hold of her from behind.
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SUPLEX INTO A DOUBLE KNEE BACK BREAKER!
He goes to the top rope;
CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!
Cover;
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3!
NO! SMYTH KICKS OUT!
S: What a match!
Avery makes the signal for the West Coast Breakdown. He lifts her up perfectly.
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BUT SMYTH LANDS HER FEET ON THE TOP ROPES.
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KNEE TO THE FACE OF MILES!
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GIRL CRUSH INTO GUILLOTINE CHOKE!
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BUT MILES MANAGES TO AVOID THE HOLD FULLY LOCKING IN!
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AND LIFTS HER UP IN THE AIR!
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WEST COAST BREAKDOWN!
EB: Wow!
Avery takes a moment to get his breath back before going up to the top rope.
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Th3 eXpress!!!
Cover!
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3!
AVERY MILES III RETAINS THE TITLE!
S: What a match!
TC: Here is your winner…and STILL Guerreros of Lucha Rey De Reyes champion! AVERY MILES III!
Miles is handed the title as he wipes away blood from his nose.
EB: AM3 becomes the first ever Rey De Reyes title holder to successfully defend the belt.
Miles shakes hands with Amy-Jo as he raises her arm up with respect. She leaves him celebrate his moment.
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EB: OH MY GOD SABRINA IT’S HIM!
S: HOLY FUCK!
The fans go beserk!
AS NIRVANA SPEARS AM3 BEFORE DELIVERING A GIGANTIC POWERBOMB!
EB: IT’S NIRVANA!
Nirvana stares at the fallen AM3 before looking at the Rey De Reyes title. The fans go insane as the infamous Nirvana makes his GOL debut.
S: One of the most highly talked about men in fed wrestling is here! But why?!
Carlos Diaz emerges on stage applauding before getting the mic.
Diaz: Ladies and gentlemen. THAT is how you make business. None of this pander to the crowd but splash the fucking cash! One of the most coveted men in wrestling has finally come to Guerreros of Lucha. At chapter siente it will be Avery Miles III defending the Rey De Reyes title….Against Nirvana!
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IN A TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH!
EB: Yes Diaz!!
S: Oh my god. The first ever TLC match in GOL history!
Nirvana nods on as he raises the Rey De Reyes title above his head before the cameras to go a commercial break!
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DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha….IS LADDER WARFARE!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TC: And it if for the Guerreros of Lucha Trios championships!
The Everyday Heroes theme music comes on to a massive chorus of cheers as they emerge on top of the balcony. The champs all pose as they look at their titles hanging up as they walk down high fiving fans.
TC: Emerging first. The Guerreros of Lucha Trios champions!! THE EVERYDAY HEROES!
The trio roll into the ring and pose in the middle, determined to get the win tonight.
EB: And remember what Dragon said, there must be a winner tonight!
The Heroes all watch on as they wait for their opponents.
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BUT THE OUTLIARS ROLL INTO THE RING FROM UNDERNEATH AND ATTACK THE HEROES WITH LADDERS!
S: Oh come on!
The match starts as they are surrounded by ladders all over the outside of the ring. The Outliars carry on the assault by smashing the backs of the champions. They throw Orion and Cherry out of the ring before making their focus on Owl man. They look at the ladder placed between the ring mat and the guard rail. The three all look at each other with a smirk on their.
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Lift Owl man up.
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AND TRIPLE POWERBOMB OWL MAN THROUGH THE LADDER!
S: Oh god!
Cherry tries to regain momentum for her team by going for a jumping splash, but is met with a massive hit with a ladder!
EB: Brilliant start from the outliars!
El Matto Acido goes outside and rams Orion right into the steel turnbuckle! The Outliars then begin to assemble ladders all over the ring and outside. They position two ladders in the middle of the ring and wedge one between one of the ladders and the ropes. Ladders get chucked into the ring as they position them in each corner.
S: What the hell are they doing?
EB: Pain Sabrina, they want to inflict pain!
Jason Orion sneaks in and smashes the back of Acido with a steel chair! Hewhocorrupts goes for attack, but Orion smashes his skull in with the steel chair! Sawtooth grin deliver huge hits, but Cherry recovers to jump over Orion and dropkick grin right into the hard ladder!
S: Owl man is still out!
They place a ladder on the ground as the heroes grab a hold of hewhocorrupts;
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SUPLEX ON THE LADDER!
Cherry and Orion begin to climb on the ladder. They make huge advances as they get closer to their titles. But Acido comes back into the ring with a fire extinguisher and sprays foam on the pair of them, blinding the heroes in the process. Cherry loses her grip and falls off, while Acido climbs up to Orions side.
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AND SUPLEXES ORION OFF THE LADDER ONTO A CORNERED LADDER!
EB: Fuck!!!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Acido now tries to wake both his outliar compatriots up. He begins to climb the ladder for the first time as he looks to win the titles for his team.
……
S: Against all the hype and all the fucking odds. Jason Orion has done it! The Everyday Heroes Retain!
EB: This is a god damn travesty!
S: All is far in ladder warfare!
A very bloodied Sawtooth Grin rolls out from the ring and grabs the microphone before running to the steps as the busted open Orion clenches tight to the Trios title. The fans begin to cheer as they see Owl Man emerge on his feet.
EB: How the hell is he still standing?!
He jumps up to the top rope.
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JUMPS ON THE LADDER.
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STANDING MOONSAULT SIDE SLAM OFF THE LADDER!
S: Big comeback!
Cherry and hewhocorrupts begin to climb up either side of the ladder as they slowly climb step by step. They see each other at the top of the ladder as they begin trading blows with one another.
S: This is dangerous right here!
EB: Someone’s gonna get hurt!
Hewhocorrupts begins slamming Cherrys head several times against the top of the ladder which dazes her. He roars out loud as he goes for the win by reaching to get the titles.
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But Cherry low blows him to the delight of the crowd!
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Grabs him from behind by his head.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
S: Oh wait what’s she doing?
EB: What the fuck are you doing?!
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STANDING SITOUT SHIRANUI OVER THE LADDER AND THROUGH THE WEDGED LADDER!!!
S: HOLY FUCK!!
EB: SHE FUCKING KILLED HIM!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
S: From the top of the fucking ladder!
Both are unconscious as Diaz from his private box orders medics to storm to the ring and check on them. The medics soon arrive and see the destruction.
EB: They could be out!
Jason Orion immediately checks on her as the medics rule that both Cherry and hewhocorrupts cannot continue much to the crowds dismay.
S: The medics are saying they’re out!
EB: Both teams are down to two each!
Stretchers are taking down the steps as more medics arrive to safely transfer both competitors onto the stretcher.
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And Sawtooth Grin sees this chance to smash Orions skull in with the steel chair! Jason is busted wide open! Grin wedges another ladder onto the main ladder in the ring and the top of the ropes. He begins climbing up the ladder to a chorus of boos. Owl Man slowly gets to his feet and climbs onto the wedged ladder. Grin from the corner of his eye sees this.
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THUMBSUCKER ON TOP OFF THE WEDGED LADDER ON OWL MAN!
EB: The move that won him Pandoras Box!
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BUT ORION RECOVERS AND DELIVERS A PERFECT FISHERMANS SUPLEX THROUGH THE CORNERED LADDER!
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El MATTO ACIDO HAS A LADDER OVER HIS HEAD!
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COMING DOWN ON ORION! ALL FOUR OUR OUT!
The fans applaud in appreciation as all teams are out. Meanwhile the applauds get louder as Cherry along with hewhocorrupts are stretchered out of the ring. The remaining four crawl as they all try to get to the ladder and climb up on their feet. Orion gets up first but Sawtooth grin takes him out by spearing him through the ropes and out of the ring. Owl Man and El Matto Acido climb either side of the ladder. Acidos mask has been torn while you can start to see bare flesh on Owl Man’s as well. They climb up to the ladder and begin trading blows with fist shots and headbutts. Owl Man gets the upper hand and stuns Acido with a huge uppercut that sends him down a few steps.
S: Owl Man has a chance here!
EB: Come on Acido!
He just get his fingertips to the belt.
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But the lights dim and the spotlight is shone onto the upper balcony.
S: Oh my god Eli!
Owl Man turns around to reveal a man in a mask with a hold of Cherry!
EB: Oh my god that’s Carnage Asada…The alter ego of hewhocorrupts!
S: How the hell is he standing after that?!
FEED THE BEAST!
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AND ASADA CHOKESLAMS CHERRY OFF THE TOP OF THE UPPER BALCONY THROUGH FIVE TABLES!
S: JESUS CHRIST!
Hewhocorrupts as his alter ego Asada disappears into the smoke as Owl Man is shocked looking on. But El Matto Acido attacks him from behind! He stuns the Hero as he places his head between his legs before looking down.
EB: What the hell is he doing?
El Matto Acido then begins to lift him up.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
S: Oh my god Acido!
EB: What!!
S: DON’T DO IT;
AND PILEDRIVES OWL MAN FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER THROUGH THE WEDGED LADDER!
EB: JESUS FUCK!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
S: He may have broken Owl Man’s neck!
El Matto Acido looks at the pile of ladders stocked outside the ring before kicking Owl Man as he climbs the ladder. Some Outliar fans cheer as he slowly goes to the top.
EB: He’s on his own! He is on his own!
Acido gets to the top as he begins to touch the belts.
S: He’s going to do it!
El Matto Acido begins to unclip the belts.
…
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BUT ORION RETURNS TO THE RING!
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LIFTS THE LADDER UP!
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AND EL MATTO ACIDO FALLS OFF AND CRASHES THROUGH THE LADDER PILE!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Sawtooth Grin tries to go for the attack, but Orion smashes his head onto a ladder step before smashing him against a ladder in the corner. The fans cheer as Jason Orion begins climbing up to the ladder.
S: Can Orion do it?!
Jason is bloodied and battered but uses his sheer determination to climb up, but Grin roars loud as he begins to ascend the ladder as well. The pair are both nearly at the top as they stare each other down.
EB: There are only these two left. Who will win it for their team!
The pair trade blows with fists that bruise their heads before cutting each other up with slobber knockers that make the pair of them bleed more! The fists become headbutts as they try to go for the win.
S: Someone’s gotta give!
The head butts continue until Grin starts to appear dazed. Orion goes for a hammer hit to seal it!
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BUT GRIN DODGES!
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THUMBSUCKER! ORION FALLS BACK!
S: Oh no!
EB: There’s no way he can reach him in time!
Orion desperately tries to get up quick but Grin is almost at the belts.
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Sawtooth begins to unclip the titles.
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BUT ORION SPRAYS MIST THROUGH THE GAPS AND BLINDS GRIN!
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AND GRIN FALLS OFF!
S: Wow!
EB: Where did that come from?!
S: Wait Orion is on his own!
Jason Orion with the crowd cheering on he gets to the top of the ladder
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AND UNCLIPS THE TITLES!
DING DING DING
S: He did it!
Orion hugs the titles as he roars out loud.
TC: Here are your winners…..AND STILL GOL Trios Champions! The Everyday heroes!
Grin: Cut the fucking music!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Grin: Orion! Do you seriously think this is the fucking end of this? This has only just begun my friend! The OUTLIARS WILL NEVER STOP going after you as long as you are the GOL trios champions!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Grin: There’s no other team out there that comes close to us. There’s no other competition period! But I’m not letting you get one up on me! I am hereby CHALLENGING you to a one on one match at Yippee Kai Yay Motherfucker!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
EB: Fuck sake Dragon why name an event like that!!
Grin: If I win. The Outliars get one more shot at the trios titles!! What do you say?
Jason Orion asks for a microphone as he wipes away blood from his face.
Orion: You fuckers are just the same. When you’re beaten fair and square you can’t take it! You can’t take the fact that someone and some team is better than you!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Orion: Lucky for you not only do myself and the everyday heroes never back down from a fight. We love a good fucking fight!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Orion: So I ACCEPT your challenge….Under one condition.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Orion: If you win, you get one FINAL chance at these titles in the opening event of 2017….But if I win…….I GET PANDORAS BOX!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Grin looks at his Pandoras Box that guarantees him a Rey De Reyes title shot anytime anyplace! The fans chant “Si!” relentlessly as they pressure for a response. Grin begins gritting his teeth and nodding before pressing his lips to the mic.
Grin: YOU’RE ON MOTHERFUCKER!!
S: WOW!
EB: Grin that’s not worth it!
Jason Orion smirks as he spits blood from his mouth. He nods at the fans before making motions to Sawtooth that he isn’t done yet.
Orion: Oh and Sawtooth. If you’re not down with that. I got two words for you!......CERO MIEDO!!
Orion drops the mic as the Everyday Heroes theme music plays in the background.
EB: No fucking way. A cero miedo match! Last time we had one it ended your colleagues career!!! This is outrageous!
S: It’s now or never for the Outliars. Chapter Siente. Sawtooth Grin versus Jason Orion in a Cero Miedo match! If grin wins the Outliars get one last shot at the trios titles. If Orion wins then he gets pandoras box! What a fucking high stakes match this is to end the show on!
The credits go to Orion and Grin staring down each other as Chapter Seis comes to a close!