Post by El Propietario de GOL! on Nov 7, 2016 8:42:11 GMT
The fireworks storm all the way from the stage to the ramp as the second GOL supershow gets underway. Thriller by Michael Jackson plays as the smoke clears to reveal Lucha fans in their own costumes for tonight. The stage is a massive skeleton carrying a pumpkin along with the official banner as the very top. Sabrina is seen wearing her ode to the dead with skull face paint while Eli is dressed as……Eli Buchanan.
S: What a fucking atmosphere here Eli! Dia De Los Muertos is alive and kicking. Happy day of the dead amigos! I am Sabrina, proudly here as always and with me tonight is the ever-enthusiastic Eli Buchanan…Who are you dressed up as?
EB: Why myself of course! I don’t know why there aren’t more Eli costumes going about?
S: Tons of lucha action tonight! And of course, as you see above us, the Cobweb escape structure for the Trios title match.
EB: People are never gonna be the same again Sabrina, because they’ll get spooked by our matches tonight!
Terri Castillo, wearing a Zombie costume and make up, gets ready to start off the supershow.
DING DING DING
TC: The following lucha….is the COBWEB ESCAPE MATCH! And it is for the Guerreros of Lucha Trios championship!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
The lights shimmer as they focus on the steel structure slowly coming down. GOL staff are around the ring as they prepare for binding the structure with the ring and securely setting it up.
S: Now due to the safety aspects of the cobweb structure and the time constraints. GOL owner Carlos Diaz ordered this match to start off Dia De Los Muertos. The Trios titles are up for grabs as the Everyday Heroes defend against social medias own The Outliars.
EB: I got the outliars to win this one with ease!
The Cobweb structure is low enough for GOL staff to begin their work to bind it safely against the ring.
S: Rules are simple. Climb to the top of the cobweb and grab the Trio title hanging at the very top.
The Outliars and El Matto Acido emerge on stage as their music rocks the arena in Mexico City. They all give each other a Kliq high five. They stare at the Cobweb structure before making title motions around their waist as they slowly enter the Cobweb.
TC: The Challengers. Sawtooth Grin, El Matto Acido and hewhocorrupts…..THE OUTLIARS!
EB: Massive opportunity for these guys to make an instant impact here in GOL!
The champions music hits as the Everyday Heroes emerge wearing custom made Halloween costume attire for the big day. They nod at each other before storming down the ramo.
TC: And their opponents…The GOL Trios champions! Jason Orion, Cherry and Owl Man! THE EVERYDAY HEROES!
The champs enter the cobweb as this match gets underway. Weapons are hanging off some parts and tables surround the ring as the bell is rung.
DING DING DING
S: Here we go!
All six individuals go after each other as they try to get the upper hand in this opener. The Outliars initially get the upper but the Trios champions soon fight back as Owl man throws El Matto Acido into the steel cobweb! Cherry and Orion team up and go for Grin, but hewhocorrupts double clothesline them both and barks out for his partners to grab steel chairs.
EB: Trying to take them out already, I like it!
All three men have steel chairs and begin smashing them over the backs of the Everyday heroes!
S: Ouch!!!
They smash them over their bodies again and again until they think that is enough damage done. The three begin to climb the cobweb as they look to grab the trio title to win the titles. They initially make their ascension to the top, but Jason Orion manages to grab the foot of Acido and manages to pull him down and smash his face into the ring.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Grin sees what is going on and shouts at his partner to go for the gold as he jumps back down to fight off the Heroes. Grin initially does well but Owl Man from behind smashes his skull in with the steel chair that sends him to the ground. The three heroes are on their feet and see hewhocorrupts who is dashing to get up….But in the process he gets his foot stuck on the cobweb!
EB: Uh oh escape!!
The three heroes dash up the cobweb and manage to get a hold of hewhocorrupts. They all look each other as they have a smile on their face.
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AND CHOKESLAMS HEWHOCORRUPTS THROUGH THE RING!!
S: Holy fuck!!
The three jump off the cobweb and onto the other two!
EB: It’s a battle to start off Dia De Los Muertos!
The paramedics arrive as they have to crawl under the ring to see to hewhocorrupts. Sawtooth gets more aggressive as he slams Cherry through the ring post before hitting a massive lariat on Owl Man. El Matto Acido throws Orion into the cobweb as he looks up to try and grab the gold. He and Sawtooth speak to each other as they try and get a plan put in place to ensure victory. The go at separate corners and begin to climb up the cobweb. They see the Everyday Heroes regain their composure as they begin to climb up the cobweb to catch up. Sawtooth Grin and Acido see the chance and look at each other before Grin makes the nod.
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THUMBSUCKER FROM THE COBWEB ON OWL MAN RIGHT ONTO THE RING!
Paramedics meanwhile stretcher hewhocorrupts out of the ring as he makes his exit. Orion and Acido battle onto the cobweb as Cherry tries to get to the top of the cobweb to get the trios title.
S: Everyday Heroes going up!
Cherry tries to get to the title but slips in the process and is left hanging over one of the cobwebs! Acido sees this and tries to use this to his advantage. Orion goes for a tilt-o-whirl backbreaker, but Acido counters this and throws Orion off the cobweb!
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Acido sees his chance at Cherry.
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AND HITS A JUMPING DDT THAT SENDS BOTH TO THE GROUND!
S: Good god almighty!!
EB: Got damn it!
All five are out cold as the fans cheer them on.
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!
Grin makes the first moves as he goes to climb up the cobweb. Owl man soon makes his move before the rest start to move and crawl to one of the cobweb structures.
S: It is still anyones game here to win these titles!
EB: Come on Outliars. I got twenty bucks on you to win!!
All five are on the structure as they try to get in a good position. Grin and Owl man collide, but the god of war smacks him in the face and rolls him down which gets him stuck on the cobweb. Cherry jumps onto the cobweb and manages to get near the top…But Acido and Grin get a hold of her and look down to the ground.
S: Oh god no!
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AND THROW HER OFF THE COBWEB THROUGH THE TABLES!
EB: HOLY FUCK!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
EB: Nice knowing you!
Orion gets a kendo stick and begins smashing it onto the bare skin of Acido and Grin. Owl man is slowly catching up as Orion leads the team to the fight back. He hits both men so hard that their skin turns red raw! Orion roars out loud as he goes for a perfect headshot!
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BUT ACIDO COUNTERS WITH THE COMING DOWN! ORION SLIPS BACK DOWN THE COBWEB!
S: Acido and Grin are at the top!!
The pair go to the very top of the cobweb structure to get their hands on the trios title. Acido and Grin nod at each other as they do one more Kliq high five.
EB: They’ve got it baby!
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BUT OWL MAN GOES TO SPEAR BOTH MEN!
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ACIDO DODGES!
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AND OWL MAN SPEARS GRIN OFF THE TOP OF THE COBWEB THROUGH THE TABLES!
S: Fuck me!!!!!
EB: Later on!
S: Oh behave!
EB: Acido is on his own!!
El Matto Acido sees the chance. He takes a massive breath as he goes to reach for the trios title.
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HE GRABS THE BELT
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BUT ORION FROM OUT OF NOWHERE JUMPS TO THE TOP AND GRABS THE OTHER PART OF THE BELT.
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AND BOTH MEN PULL THE BELT OFF FROM THE TOP!
DING DING DING
EB: Wait a minute, who the fuck won?!
Both a bloodied Orion and Acido have the title in their hands as they try to pull it to their sides, claiming victory. The referee immediately goes to see for replays to decide who won.
S: Acido looked go have it until Orion used all of his energy to get there at the last moment.
EB: Come on ref do your job!
Both men stay at the top waiting for a response from the officials. The referee nods before going over to Terri with his decision.
TC: Ladie and gentlemen. After looking at the footage several times. Referee Hugo Martinez has concluded that BOTH men took the title off at the same time!
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TC: Therefore this match….IS A DRAW!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TC: And further more, STILL your GOL trios champions! The Everyday heroes!
S: Wow. At the last second, Orion keeps the titles on the Heroes!
Chaos Dragons music hits as he comes out to a massive cheer. He asks for the music to be cut as he addresses the situation immediately.
DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON!
CD: Woah there one second! We cannot end it like that! You motherfuckers wanted to see winners didn’t you?!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
CD: No, this feud ain’t ending this way. I can’t extend time nor can I overturn the referees call. But I can book another epic fucking match! And I have the best solution for all! End of November….Mucha Lucha Senor! Our next chaptered show. You fuckers opened up this show…Well now you’re gonna CLOSE the next show!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
CD: Because it’s gonna be….Everyday Heroes versus The Outliars 2! ….LADDER FUCKING WARFARE!
EB: Big call from Dragon!
S: Wow!
CD: And to make sure we have a clear winner. I will add the stipulation that match MUST continue until there is ONE winner! THERE MUST BE A FUCKING WINNER AMIGOS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
S: We have our main event for chapter seis!!!
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DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha…Is the Halloween Havoc match! Where the winner must find the pumpkin to become the next number one contender for the Soaring Eagle Championship at Mucha Lucha Senor!
“The Box” by Snot plays throughout the arena, red and silver lights rolling up and down the ramp. The music pauses, and as Snot’s frontman screams the opening words, Jack Levy steps out from behind the curtain to the stage, an insidious smirk on his face. He waits for the screaming to stop and the music to quiet into the first verse before he begins walking down the ramp. He reaches the ring and springboards from the apron to the middle of the ring as his entrance theme hits its chorus, crouched down like an action hero as the green lights flood him. He puts his head down, as if in respect for the ring he’s in, then stands and throws his arms out as he lunges forward with his chest against the ropes.
TC: “From Chicago Illinois! The Crimson King Jack Levy!!
Evanescence's "Weight of the World" is heard on the sound system. Ursula comes out from behind the curtain. When she gets to the ramp, raises her arms feeling the energy of the crowd. She walks down the length of the ramp, swinging both her hips and her arms. She enters the ring and walks over to the ropes, standing on the bottom rope and bending over to smile at the fans in the first few rows. She then gets off the ropes and walks to one side of the ring and waits for the officials to start the match.
TC: From Buenos Aires Argentina! Ursula Areano!
"Noir" by Shandon starts playing softly in the Arena as the lights dim out. The tron is showing closeups of some of the tattoo covering Helena's body. The volume of the song starts growing louder as it approaches the chorus. As soon as it starts, the words "Never fear to suffer" pop up on the tron, while blinding lights pierce the darkness covering the entrance ramp. Helena walks out wearing a grey hoodie over her wrestling gear, pacing slowly to the ring keeping her head up, with the usual confident and almost challenging look on her face
TC: From Malmo Sweden! Helena Noir!
All three look at each other as this match gets underway!
DING DING DING
Helena almost braches before noticing a guy in the ramp wearing a scary clown mask that is staring at all three individuals. Another one pops over the ramp and stares them all down
S: Wait these guys are back again?
EB: Maybe it’s just excited fans, security get them out!
Both make cut throat actions towards the three before the lights go out. Ultra violet green and purple paint can be seen on the steps with “HA!” down every step of the balcony.
S: Hey Eli look!
The camera looks at a part of the section spray painted in the Ultra Violet paint in green saying;
“SEND IN THE CLOWNS…”
The lights go back on and the fans are in shock as the goliath of a man wearing the same scary clown mask returns. The clown is near seven-foot-tall and is again wearing an asylum suit.
EB: What the fuck is that!!
S: That leviathan of a clown is back!!!!!
EB: Wait where’s Ursula?
Jack and Noir are met with massive clotheslines by the seven-foot clown monster as he terrorises them. He rips one of the turnbuckles apart with ease and smashes Noirs head onto the exposed steel. He turns around and delivers a massive spear to Levy that turns him up in the air like a rag doll!
S: This clown is unstoppable!
The other clowns set up a table from the outside as Helena tries bravely to go for another attack, she sprints in.
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BUT THE CLOWN LIFTS HER UP IN THE AIR AND DELIVERS A THUNDEROUS UPPERCUT!
The seven-foot monster then lifts Jack up with one hand and they go towards the table.
EB: This isn’t going to be good.
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DOUBLE HANDED CHOKESLAM OUTSIDE THE RING THROUGH THE TABLE!
The seven-foot psycho clown makes one more cut throat motion before the lights go out for a moment as the sounds of recorded laughter can be heard. The lights go back out and the clowns have disappeared.
S: Where’s Ursula?
Areano smartly hid underneath the ring and emerges when the coast is clear. She doesn’t know what to do before the lights go back off….
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And the clown returns in the middle of the ring.
EB: Oh shit.
The clown has a pumpkin and smashes it with ease, revealing the contract and hands it over to Ursula, who snatches it, making her the winner!
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BUT THE CLOWN GRABS HER AND DELIVERS THE DOUBLE SITOUT CHOKE BOMB!
S: Just to make sure she isn’t left out!
EB: Does this mean Ursuala got the win?
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The cameras cut to the back with a pissed off Helena Noir who is roaring in front of the cameras.
Helena: I don’t fucking care whoever that clown is. You don’t mess with my matches. You tell the goof balls in their masks that I am CALLING THEM OUT! Come the next chaptered event. Their ass is mine!!!
The cameras cut back to the commentating team.
S: Did she just call out that monster?
EB: Her funeral not ours!!
S: Anyways the crowd see it hanging as do we. It is time for the Tower of Terror Match.
EB: A feud that has been brewing for months is now about to start chaos in the Tower!
S: This has been months in the making with Mohammed being costed in matches by Julian. All of this culminated in Al Thani turning against his team at the Lucha World cup and costing team rest of the world the win by attacking Julian out of anger.
EB: And the old Mohammed is back baby!
DING DING DING
TC: The Following Lucha….IS THE TOWER OF TERROR MATCH!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TC: And the only way to win is to throw your opponent off the Tower!
Both men arrive and ascend via lift to the tower of terror. The fans aw in excitement as Mohammed kisses his wife before this match gets underway.
DING DING DING
Both men start to grapple each other as they look to get the upper hand. Mohammed makes an initial motion to throw him off but Julian uses his pace to jump on the railing and hit a perfect hurricarana that throws the Pearl Gladiator to the other side. Tijerina jumps on the rail again and looks for another attack.
S: Be careful Julian!
EB: If he falls it’s his own god damn fault!
He goes for a running dropkick!
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But Mohammed ducks and Julian nearly falls off the terror! He hangs on by the bare grips of his fingers as Mohammed looks to snap them off the railings!
EB: There’s his chance!
Mohammed tries and gets the grip loosened finger by finger, but Tijerina smashes him over the head with a fast high kick and climbs back over the barrier. Strikes are traded as they both look to get the upper. Mohammed ducks a spinning elbow with a trademark suplex! The sickening thud can be heard loudly as the fans look on at the replay.
Al Thani lifts him over his shoulders and goes to toss him off the tower. But the Spaniard manages to hold onto the cables holding the Tower and counters with a triangle choke submission!
S: Oh what a counter!!
Mohammed struggles as Tijerina uses the momentum going down off the railing to tighten the grip as the Pearl Gladiator struggles to let the grasp go. Realising there’s no rope break and that the oxygen is slowly closing going in his mouth. Mohammed uses his energy to climb over the rails.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EB: What the hell is he doing?
AND PREPARES TO JUMP OFF THE TOWER!!!
BUT JULIAN SEES THIS AND LIFTS HIMSELF OVER JUST AS MOHAMMED WAS ABOUT TO JUMP!
S: He was going to end both their careers from that!
EB: Sacrifices sometimes have to be made!
Mohammed tries get some breaths back but Julian wastes no time bombards his face and body with kicks. Mohammed begins to show signs of brusing but soon blunts Tijerinas head with one of the lighting equipment!
S: That had to hurt!
He soon climbs back over the railings and hits another devastating suplex! Before carrying on the assault with a massive clothesline!
GOL! GOL! GOL! GOL!
Mohammed looks up and begins to climb on the rail to get at the lighting.
S: What is he doing?
He soon smirks before revealing a sharp screwdriver!
EB: Oh Genius!
Mohammed jumps back down and begins to penetrate inside the skin of Julian! He screams in pain as blood treacles down his face, busting him wide open! Mohammed then rams his knee into his stomach before dropping him to the ground.
Mohammed makes motions for the wrath of sharia finisher and gets him in position.
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WRATH OF SHARIA!
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NO! JULIAN JUMPS ONTO THE RAILINGS AND TEARS OFF A LIGHT!
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AND SMASHES MOHAMMED OVER THE HEAD WITH THE LIGHT. SPARKS FLY EVERYWHERE!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Both men are busted wide open as they are on the ground. They both initially move at the same time as they try to regain their momentum. They climb up to their feet as opposite sides before looking at each other. They stumble towards one another and begin trading blows with punch after punch, cutting their skin and bruising it at the same time. Mohammed gets the upper hand initially but Julian soon ducks a punch!
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PELE KICK BY JULIAN!
Mohammed is stunned and Tijerina sees his chance.
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SHINING WIZARD!
S: He hit it!
EB: Oh crap no!
Julian tries to pull Mohammed up so he can throw him off, but the size difference means it is a struggle that what the fans and Tijerina himself would have hoped for. He begins the slow process of pushing him over the rails. He makes one last roar before hitting a huge dropkick.
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AND MOHAMMED FALLS OFF!
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NO! AL THANI MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE BOTTOM!
EB: Yes!
Julian can’t believe his luck as Mohammed barely manages to grasp the bottom corner of the tower. Tijerina has to now take the massive gamble of climbing off the tower and getting to the bottom too. He sees Mohammed push himself up to the outside of the tower. Julian jumps onto the rail and shouts for one more shining wizard kick!
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SHINING WIZARD!
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NO! MOHAMMED DUCKS AND GETS A HOLD OF HIM!
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WRATH OF SHARIA ONTO THE TOWER!
S: Oh no!
He takes a big breath before climbing over the rail.
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AND THROWS JULIAN OFF THE TOWER THROUGH TEN TABLES!
S: Holy fuck!
DING DING DING
Mohammeds music plays as the bloodied Pearl Gladiator has a big smile on his face.
TC: Here is your winner! Mohammed Al Thani!
EB: And with that the career of Tijerina comes to an end!
S: Can we get EMT’S here?
Paramedics arrive immediately to the lifeless body of Julian, who has not moved once since being thrown off. The camera cuts to a commercial as Mohammed celebrates on.
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DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha…IS THE CARNIVAL OF DEATH SURVIVAL MATCH!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AMERICA!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
AMERICA!!
Born in the USA hits the PA system as Sam emerges with the American flag proudly being waved. He’s outside the carnival as he shouts obscene gestures at the Mexican Crowd.
SW: FUCK MEXICO!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
He kisses his flag before grabbing the mic.
SW: I’m going to make short work of this unlike you lot getting full time jobs!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
SW: Fuck this country. Fuck Dia De Los Muertos. Because Halloween in the US of A is where it’s at you stupid filthy fucks!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
True Neutral (mainly indifferent, however, will always protect herself and those she cares for, though she will always do the right thing even if it means helping those she considers her enemies or those who consider her an enemy. Due to her exciting in-ring style, wit, beer swilling, fun-loving behaviors, and solid moral compass that directs her to fighting the ‘bad guys,’ she remains a fan favorite even though she can be occasionally rude and aloof.)
TC: Please welcome Amy-Jo Smyth!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The pair wait for the last opponent before entering the carnival. But Grin appears on the tron.
SG: Hey all. As much as I’m sure you all would love to see the grin into the Carnival of Death. I sadly have more important things to focus on. For you see as long as I have this (stroking Pandoras Box) I don’t need to be in any contenders matches or put myself in a position to get hurt. So therefore…I WON’T be entering the Carnival.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SG: But rest be assured I will be back at the Labyrinth where me and my fellow Outliars will become GOL Trios champions! And then when everyone least expects it BOOM! I’ll cash in this baby and become Rey De Reyes champ! Ciao!
Grins tron cuts off before the referee rings for the bell
DING DING DING
S: Here we go!
As they enter the carnival, dozens of Mexicans in day of the dead costumes go for Sam!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
EB: Hey wait a minute!
Sam fights them off at first but they pin him against the haunted mirror maze and indicate to Smyth to walk on by.
S: They’re giving her a pass!
Zombies begin powerslamming Sam as Amy-Jo takes her chance.
EB: This is not fair!!!!
S: He’s poked fun at Mexico so many times, this is payback!
Sam dodges an attack and counters with an Americanrana that floors several of them and as he tries to catch up, he’s tripped by witches, vampires, zombies and skull men who all pile up on top of him!
S: He’s helpless in Mexico City!
Amy-Jo goes through the maze and then through the haunted mansion with minimal fuss. Next she moves on to the carnival wheel which is fixed for her to pass. Meanwhile Sam is foaming at the mouth after being pinned to the ground.
SW: THIS IS A FUCKING FIX!!!! GET OFF ME!
Amy passes the haunted train tracks and breaks through the mirror to exit the Carnival of Death!
DING DING DING
EB: This is a travesty!
TC: Here is your winner. And the NEW number one contender for the Rey De Reyes title! AMY-JO SMYTH!
S: That means she gets the winner of AM3 or La Cucaracha in November!
She celebrates on as she jumps into the crowd of Mexicans who raise her above her shoulders. Meanwhile Sam gets a mic and looks like he’s about to blow steam.
SW: THIS IS BULLSHIT. YOU CUNTS COST ME!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
SW: You cannot stand an American like me winning. You are jealous of the life I have and instead of joining me you cost me my rightful chance at the title. You filthy fucks! All you do is take take and take! WELL NO MORE! I vow Dragon, and fuck it I vow Diaz to remove all fucking Luchas from GOL’s history and become the Rey De Reyes champion!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
SW: How do you fucks want me gone so bad?!
SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI!
SW: Alright then! How about it? November back in the states! I will put my Career on the line against any Mexican prick that wants to put their mask or career on the line! How about it?! How about-
S: OH MY GOD ELI!
The fans roar as King Fuego makes his return to hit a perfect Infernium onto Sam!
EB: After a near two month absence the King is back!
Fuego gets the mic.
YES YES YES YES YES!
KF: Mucha Lucha Senor. Carrera contra Mascara! VIVA MEXICO!
S: Oh my god Eli. First time ever in GOL! And it’s going to happen in Mucha Lucha Senor! We have a career versus mask match!
EB: What has he done?!
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DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha….IS THE ANGELS AND DEMONS MATCH! And it is for the Guerreros of Lucha Soaring Eagle Championship!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The fans boo loudly as Fancy by Iggy Azela featuring Charli XTC as the lights begin to flash green, and gold as a carpet rolls right in front of the giant egg. As a lone spotlight forms rig\ht at the entrance way opens up first comes out Todd who looks nervous and waves slightly, however he is soon pushed rudely out of the way by his boss who takes the spot, as the fans give even louder boos to the Trillion Dollar Princess. Who tells him to stay back as she does a series of arrogant poses at the top of the entrance ramp before counting her way to the ring getting into it with the fans while keeping her nose up at them. As she kept up her arrogant strut she soon did a rude talk to the hand motion to the fans as she yelled at Todd to hold the ropes open for her as she entered the ring from the elevated entrance way. As she then bowed arrogantly soaking in the boos before posing some more in the center of the ring as she orders Todd to come and take her ring jacket as he exits the ring taking good care not to scoff her ten thousand dollar mink fur coat as she lays arrogantly on the top rope taunting the fans as she waits for her opponent to come down trash talking the fans, and the ref. If shes second she will trash talk to her opponent as well.
TC: From The Hamptons New York. The challenger. ANGEL KASH!
The opening keyboard notes of "The Touch" begin on the PA system. Stan Bush's voice rings out and soon the power chords kick in to begin the song. The cameras pan around the arena, and soon, spotted in amongst the fans, is Roxi Johnson slowly making her way through them, slapping the fans five and getting patted on the shoulders as he moves through the swarm of fans. The fans continuing singing with the song as Roxi continues her journey through them, stopping and singing along with them. She treks onward, seemingly greeting every fan, before she is lifted on top of the fans and they crowd surf her towards the ring, imitating a superhero "flying" motion. She makes it and lands on her feet on the arena floor to which she high fives the closest fan before climbing up on the apron and climbing the turnbuckle and raising her arms in the air to massive cheers. She jumps down from the top turnbuckle and lands in the ring, and begins jumping up and down in an exercising manner as the music cuts out.
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BUT KASH WASTES NO TIME AND IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE ATTACK!
DING DING DING!
EB: Atta girl!
S: Angel wasting no time! Remember this is essentially a last woman standing match.
Kash takes the champion and rams her against the rail before smashing her head into the steel steps. She then takes a large piece of Johnsons hair and slams her again against the guard rail! Angel takes in all the boo’s as she opens her arms out smirking.
EB: Confidence right there!
Kash grabs a steel chair and carries on the assault by smashing the chair into Johnsons back! Roxi grits her teeth in pain before Angel smashes her head with the chair right against the ring post!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Angel rolls in the ring and demands the referee make the count! He counts as the fans cheer on Roxi to get back to her feet. Angel meanwhile wedges the chair in between the turnbuckle pads in case she has to continue the fight. Johnson struggles to move as the referee reaches five.
S: Can she hang on here?!
The referee reaches the count of 8 and Roxi just gets on her feet and back in the ring!
EB: Angel has a good start here!
Roxi pulls herself up to the ropes and Kash sees her chance and goes for the spear!
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BUT ROXI COUNTERS AND ANGEL SMASHES HER HEAD INTO THE WEDGED STEEL CHAIR!
This time it is the challenger that is out on the ground. While the referee makes the count, Roxi goes out of the ring and brings out weapons and tables to the crowds delight. She places a garbage an full of weapons in the ring and places two tables. One on the outside and one against a corner of the ring. Angel at the count of seven manages to get herself up to her feet. The champion sees this and brings out a kendo stick and begins beating her with it! The skin of Kash turns red as Roxi continues the assault before hitting a perfect fishermans suplex!
S: That’s our champion right there!
She sees her chance again on Angel.
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TAKE FLIGHT!
The fans begin chanting one more time which the champion is more than happy to do. She goes to bounce off the ropes.
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TAKE FLIGHT NUMBER 2!
NO! KASH COUNTERS BY PLACING A FIRE EXTINGUISHER FROM THE GARBAGE CAN ONTO HER STOMACH!
EB: What a counter!
Angel adds insult to injury by blasting the extinguisher into the face of Johnson, who is struggling to get up following the impact. She holds her ribs as Kash kicks them with vicious snap kicks before bringing out brass knuckles that she licks her lips at the sight of.
S: These could do a lot of damage.
Angel softly places them on her hands before having a good look at them on her. She makes clenched fists motions before going for a punching flurry.
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BUT ROXI COUNTERS BY RIPPING THE TURNBUCKLE OFF THE PAD AND SMASHING KASHS HEAD INTO THE STEEL!
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AND SUPLEXES KASH ONTO THE GARBAGE CAN!
Angel is busted open and out as the referee begins the count again. Roxi takes a moment to regain composure as she continues to struggle to breath. The referee is at a count of seven and Kash is struggling but when at the count of nine jolts to her feet. The champion hits a flurry of punches and uppercuts before going to the top rope. Kash bounces the ropes to delay the champion before going to the top rope herself.
EB: What could possible go right from this?!
Roxi and Angel battle it out for the upper hand before Angel rakes the eyes of the champion for the advantage. She gets her in position for a suplex but suddenly rotates so it’ll land outside the ring.
S: Woah wait a minute!
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EB: Angel no!
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AND SUPLEXES ROXI OUTSIDE THE RING THROUGH A TABLE!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Both woman are out cold as the fans cheer them on. The referee has no choice but to make the count as the fans look on to see if both can make it up on their feet.
S: She may have cost herself the chance at gold by doing that!
The ref gets to the count of seven as both are barely able to keep their balance. The ref counts to 8….then 9… and just as he is about to count to ten both women roll into the ring.
EB: Great Soaring Eagle title match here!
Both woman again stumble to their feet as Angel sees her opportunity!
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KASH FLOW!
But that’s not enough as she roars out loud!
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THE BUYOUT!
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NO! ROXI COUNTERS AND TWISTS THEM AROUND!
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SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!
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FOLLOWED BY THE RAY OF HOPE!
S: She hit it!
Angel is out cold as the count is commenced. The fans cheer Roxi on as she holds onto the ropes for keeping on her feet. The referee gets to the count of seven as Angel tries to get to her feet!
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SHE GETS UP!
EIGHT
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BUT SHE FALLS BACK DOWN! THE COUNT CARRIES ON!
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NINE!
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TEN!
Roxi Johnson remains Soaring Eagle champion!
Her music plays as the ref raises her arm in victory.
TC: Here is your winner…And STILL GOL Soaring Eagle champion! Roxi Johnson!
EB: Hey! She isn’t done yet!
But Kash attacks Roxi from behind. Furious at losing, she goes on the assault and stomps down before spitting on the champ.
S: Such disrespect!
But Ursula Areano’s music hits as she storms down the ring.
S: Here’s the number one contender!
Kash soon retreats as the three look at each other on with intentions. The fans chant yes as they see a possible future match with the three of them involved.
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DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha is your main event of the evening. And it is for the Guerreros of Lucha Rey De Reyes championship! And it is the Baptism of Fire match! Where win is by pinfall or submission!
S: So excited for this match!
EB: This will be a classic!
"Dark Horses" by Switchfoot begins to play as Avery Miles makes his way out to the arena. The word "MILES" shimmers on the screen behind him and he pulls back his hoody and smiles to the crowd. He is joined by his fiancee, Alycia Morgan. He offers a kiss to her cheek as he runs down the ramp slapping hands of the fans and climbs up the corner of the turnbuckle. She walks down the ramp and remains on the outside. He holds his arms out to the sides as the crowd cheers. Avery makes his way to the top turnbuckle and flips into the ring, landing on his feet.
TC: From Indio California….Avery Miles III!
"Combat Baby" kicks up around thirty seconds in, so as better to get to the part of the song that rocks as entrance music. La Cucaracha charges through the curtain triumphantly, arms outstretched in an attempt to pump up the fans. Some oblige, as she makes her way down the aisle, opting to slap the hands of fans on one side in favor of the other. At ringside she slides under the bottom rope, jumping to her feet and charging to the nearest corner. Climbing the second turnbuckle, she appeals to the audience again, hopping down a second later to await the start of her match.
TC: From Toronto Canada! The GOL Rey De Reyes champion! La Cucaracha!
S: Now remember this is not an inferno match. You don’t win by setting your opponent on fire. Pinfall or submission will do it here.
The flames are ignited as the ring is surrounded by fire for this match to get underway.
DING DING DING
EB: Here we go!
Both shake each other’s hand in respect before beginning this match with grappling! The pair go back and forth before La Cucaracha lets go of the hold so Avery almost puts his face in the fire. Miles stops just in time before dodging a dropkick by Wrestlepest! This time it is him that is on the flurry of attacks with punches and kicks that weaken the champion. He goes to throw the champion into the fiery ring post, but the champ stands on the post and back flips to avoid getting burned as both look on at each other to the crowd appreciation.
GOL GOL GOL GOL!
S: Even start from both.
EB: You can tell both won’t be backing down.
Wrestlepest hits a leg sweep before hitting a standing back flip. She bounces off the fiery ropes for a rolling thunder collision! But AM3 counters with a rear naked choke. Wrestlepest manages to roll backwards and force the hold off before hitting a huge running knee to Miles. She makes the quick cover.
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Kick out by Miles.
La Cucarach tries to carry on the attack with stomps to the stomach and head of the challenger. She makes some space as she goes for another running attack.
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SLINGBLADE!
BUT AVERY COUNTERS WITH A ROLL UP INTO THE ONE LEGGED BOSTON CRAB!
Wrestlepest is roaring in pain as she knows she can’t rope break due to the fire. She has to twist her body and force the hold off again. She holds her knee after the submission which prompts Avery to go for a near perfect elbow smash! He makes the cover!
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Kick out by La Cucaracha.
Miles has her in a head lock, but the champion soon manages to counter by slipping out of it and rolling forward. Miles tries to go for a superkick, but Wrestlepest dodges it.
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AND DROPKICKS MILES RIGHT INTO THE FLAMES AT THE CORNER OF THE RING!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
EB: That’ll leave a mark!
AND THE CHAMP HITS THE CANNONBALL! MILES IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!
Cover!
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Miles just kicks out!
La Cucaracha doesn’t waste time and gets him back to his feet.
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KAFTKA PLEX!
Cover!
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NO! Miles just kicks out.
La Cucaracha complains but never the less carries on defending her title as the crowd in Mexico City enjoy their main event of the evening. She gets Miles up ready for the Bug Zapper.
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BUT MILES PUTS HER FACE INTO THE FIRE!
S: Holy shit!
AND CUCARACHAS MASK IS ON FIRE!
Miles then proceeds to put one of his wrestling boots on fire.
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FLAMING SUPERKICK!
EB: HOLY FUCK!
Avery sees his chance and carries on the assault!
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MILESBOMB FROM THE FLAMING ROPES!
Cover!
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NO! Wrestlepest Barely kicks out!
S: What a main event!
Both are up on their feet as the singe marks can be visibly seen on the champions mask. They trade punches and kicks to each other as they try to get the upper hand on one another. Miles initially gets the upper hand first, but the champ dodges and bounces off the flaming ropes and from the fire;
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RACHA-RANA!
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Kick out by Miles!
La Cucaracha wastes no time and perfectly locks in the Roach Motel! Miles is screaming in pain but can’t use the ropes to for the fire! The champ screams out loud as she looks to get the upper hand as Miles bites his hand. He pushes up, but the champ brings it back down. AM3 struggles but begins to twist his body.
EB: What is he doing?
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And counters the Roach Motel into a Figure Four Leglock!
S: WOW!
The champ is in pain but soon gets a leg free and smashes it over Miles hands forcing him to let go. She soon looks at the turnbuckle before jumping into the fire!
EB: Is she fucking crazy?
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BUG ZAPPER!
Cover!
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2..
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3!
NO! Miles barely kicks out!
The champion can’t believe it as AM3 manages to kick out! She thinks over her next moves before signalling enough is enough and roars out for the Hiss of Death.
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HISS OF DEATH ON MILES!
But instead of covering the challenger. She looks to the top rope again, which is engulfed by the flames once more.
S: Make the cover, you have it won!
EB: What an idiot!
La Cucaracha looks around the fans in Mexico who all chant SI before making her ascension to the top rope!!
S: The surely has to burn her!
She winches in pain before roaring out loud!
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THE VERMINATOR!
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BUT AVERY COUNTERS WITH WEST COAST BREAKDOWN MID AIR!!
S: HOLY FUCK!!
EB: How the fuck did he manage that?!!
Miles looks on as the champ is down. Without hesitation he now endures the severe burning of the fire to go to the top rope.
EB: Are these guys insane?!
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TH3 EXPRESS SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!
COVER!
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3!
AVERY MILES III IS THE NEW GOL REY DE REYES CHAMPION!
S: What a match and we have a new champion!
TC: Here is your winner….And NEEEEEWWW Guerreros of Lucha Rey De Reyes Champion! AVERY MILES III!
S: Miles has done it! Super Falcon Cup Winner. Unbeaten in Mexico. And now our Rey De Reyes champ!
EB: The first ever American to do so!
Miles is handed out the belt by Chaos Dragon and immediately clenches it tight before lifting it over his head! Wrestlepest looks on with watery eyes before covering them as fireworks go off this Halloween special!
S: It was treat tonight for Avery!
EB: What a poor pun!
Wrestlepest soon goes in the ring shakes hands with the new champion before raising his arm in victory.
Fireworks continue to go off as Dia De Los Muertos closes with Miles on top rope celebrating being the new heavyweight champion of the world!!