Post by El Propietario de GOL! on Oct 3, 2016 10:51:11 GMT
The night time has come in on the streets of Los Angeles. You are looking at this first tense so it’s like you literally watching this from your own eyes. Outside this rundown building that looks like it is beginning to rust and needs renovation are a group of fans that are outside smoking. A few are wearing masks while there is one particular guy that is the source of the humour. You are walking towards the group to which the closer you get you see the group smoking recreational drugs. The one main guys turns around and sees you and immediately chucks the spliff and breathes out quickly, coughing afterwards. He puts the quills on his mask behind him as he begins to address you.
“Oh you’re back again! Awesome! You’re becoming a fucking regular now its great to see! Well what are you waiting for let’s get you inside dude!
He invite you in as the doors are opened by Hispanic bouncers. You pull your ticket out from your wallet and hand it over to staff who scan it and stub it for you.
“Best of luck again Dragon.”
“Thanks darling! My magic dragon is waiting for you after like last time!!!”
He winks at the female staff member before looking at you and waves you to come up the stairs; you see the masks again and see how there are so many of them.
“This is our wall of respect. A lot of brothers and sisters have been lost sacrificing their lives for Lucha Libre and pro wrestling. We put their masks on the walls as a sign of respect and appreciation for what they have done.”
You are handed a beer by bar staff.
“Sadly the beer isn’t free anymore, but we managed to get all booze cheap and get the fans cheerful! Oh don’t tell Diaz but we have a inside betting bookies in one of the rooms here! Good way to make some money! Feel free to visit their anytime!”
You get to the top of the stairs and see fans drinking and having a good time. You hear really heavy music as Dragon continues to talk to you.
“So you should know about us right now. We have a top tier with a balcony and a stand that leads to the bottom bit where the ring is. Bars are on both floors, that’s important. There’s food carts available too. You know now the Luchadors and Luchadoras come through that door over there and then down the stairs at the other side and then walk down stairs through the crowd! We can fit about a thousand. Again all we ask is you respect those that deserve respect, but you can shove the dicks though! Oh we better give you a better view!”
Dragon opens the door to let you through and you are once again in awe of the energy of the labyrinth. You see on the left a heavy metal band playing really heavy music as the fans chant loud, waiting for the show to start! You see the sold out labyrinth with fans chanting and singing having a great time.
“We show up here once a month, have one MASSIVELY AWESOME time and leave. You guys are our priority! We have luchadors, luchadoras and international talent. They bust their asses for you for your moneys worth so give them a cheer! “
You see Dragon climbing over the barricade of the upper balcony. The fans see him and scream in support for him.
“ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING READY FOR SOME LUCHA LIBRE ACTION!”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dragon turns to you and gives a thumbs.
“So what are we waiting for? Get your seat, sit down and prepare to PARTY!!!”
Chaos Dragon jumps off from the barricade and drops right into the fans! They crowd surf him as Taco Tuesday special commences! The heavy metal music gets louder as the camera pans all of the fans and then right on to our commentators of GOL; Luchadora Sabrina and the new colour commentator Eli Buchanan.
S: Taco Tuesday has finally arrived! Our midweek special is here and we can only have it right here, at the labyrinth! I am your host Sabrina and with me covering for the injured El Toro is our newest commentator Eli Buchanan!
EB: Unlike most commentators you see here so far in the 7 months GOL has been active, I plan to call it as it is! No bias, no filters, 100% from the book of Eli!
The fans can be seen having free tacos handed to them out as a part of Taco Tuesday. Chaos Dragon rolls into the ring with one hand on a taco and another with a microphone as the metal band end their music.
Dragon: Right you sexy motherfuckers are you enjoying some free fucking tacos?!
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Dragon: Superb! How tasty are they?! This event wouldn’t have happened without you lot supporting us so from the bottom of my dragon heart, muchos gracias!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Dragon: But we open this up not with Tacos and Tequila, but with an issue that needs resolved. Carlos Diaz has still fucked off in the sunset, not that I wish him back anytime soon, but we do need to resolve the Rey De Reyes situation. So without further ado. Let me introduce to you our Rey De Reyes champion! LA CUCARACHA!
"Combat Baby" kicks up around thirty seconds in, so as better to get to the part of the song that rocks as entrance music. La Cucaracha charges through the curtain triumphantly, arms outstretched in an attempt to pump up the fans. Some oblige, as she makes her way down the aisle, opting to slap the hands of fans on one side in favor of the other. At ringside she slides under the bottom rope, jumping to her feet and charging to the nearest corner. Climbing the second turnbuckle, she appeals to the audience again, hopping down a second later to grab a mic and proudly positioning her Rey De Reyes title on her shoulder. Her and Chaos Dragon embrace before he gives her the lead in the ring.
WRESTLEPEST! WRESTLEPEST! WRESTLEPEST!
LC: At chapter Cinco I was attacked by Sam Washington just as soon as I began defending my title.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LC: As a result of that attack. I suffered a dislocated shoulder.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
S: Does this mean her times up?
EB: Oh boo hoo injuries happen in this business!
LC: So I went back up to the finest doctors in the world up in Canada and pleaded with them to get me fixed so I can be the fighting champion you all fucking deserve to have!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LC: And after extensive treatment and therapies over the month to be in shape for the Lucha World Cup and for tonight, I can now confirm doctors have not cleared me to return to the ring.
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
LC: I cleared MYSELF to return to the ring!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
LC: I am not missing out on any action! I may not be a hundred percent but I am your fighting champion and come hell or high water I will defend this prestigious title for GOL and for all of you!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Dragon: But chapter Cinco came at a cost. As a result of the brawl that happened, Senior Awesomeo picked up a knee injury. And while I respect your fighting spirit wrestlepest, Senior Awesomeo cannot clear himself. He’s out for several months. Which means Cucaracha versus Awesomeo is off.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Dragon: So Senior. When you are ready to return. I promise you that you will get your title shot! But this now brings us to who is next for the title. It’s too late to do anything tonight or this weekend….But I can do something about it at our next supershow Halloween special! Dia De Los Muertos!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dragon: I have signed your opponent for that event Wrestlepest and he will appear at the end of the show! As for the contendership….It will be contested inside THE CARNIVAL OF DEATH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Dragon: And the competitors competing for the right to be the next contender and face the champion in November are…..Sam Washington!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dragon: Sawtooth Grin!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dragon: And Amy Jo Smyth!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
S: That’s a shock!
Dragon: So La Cucaracha. Stick around to find out who you will get tonight and the rest of you all Enjoy Taco Tuesday!
Dragon and Wrestlepest shake hands.
EB: So our main event and number one contenders match for Dia De Los Muertos are confirmed. Meh, I could’ve done it better.
S: Oh do shut up!
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Another One Bites the Crust
Declan Black vs Storm
DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha is a one on one match!
A hard guitar riff hits the speakers from the band, as the lights black out. With each of the three soft cymbals, a spotlight appears on the balcony: green, yellow, then white. The second riff trains two more spotlights on the set, both white, before the pipes and fiddle start, heralding the appearance of Declan Black. Wearing a confident smirk, he steps out of the curtain. Declan, he steps-saunters, really- to the ring, the picture of a self-assured athlete. He enters the ring, and takes his corner, sliding a Cape Breton Tartan custom mouth guard in after taking off his robe and passing it to a ring attendant. He does a few final stretches as he waits for the match to begin.
TC: From Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada. DECLAN BLACK!
Black waits for his opponent before throwing away tacos in the ring to the dismay of th crowd.
The metal band carried on as Storm emerges to come down the stairs and high fiving some fans along with posing with a fan with a Taco Tuesday shirt on.
TC: And his opponent! STORM!
Storm rolls into the ring as this match is ready to start.
DING DING DING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Smoke seeps through the ring mat as Black and Storm look around the ring. The fans point to smoke that is flowing down the stairs from the balcony.
EB: What the fuck is this crap?
S: Don’t think this was part of the plan!
Black suddenly notices a man wearing a scary clown mask that is staring at both men. Storm notices another one at the opposite side.
S: Who the hell are they?
EB: Halloweens not here yet jerks!
Both make cut throat actions towards Black and Storm before the lights go out. Ultra violet green and purple paint can be seen on the steps with “HA!” down every step of the balcony.
S: Hey Eli look!
The camera looks at a part of the section spray painted in the Ultra Violet paint in green saying;
“SEND IN THE CLOWNS…”
The lights go back on and the fans are in shock as this goliath of a man wearing the same scary clown mask. The clown is near seven-foot-tall and wearing what appears to be an asylum suit.
EB: What the fuck is that!!
S: Who the hell?!
Both Black and Storm look on in shock and fear as they don’t know what to expect. The goliath of a clown makes a cut throat lotion before double clotheslining both men. The giant clown grabs Storm by the hair before ripping off a turnbuckle pad and smashing his head right into the steel turnbuckle!
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Declan Black tries to fight back but the giant throws him over into the opposite side of the ring before delivering a massive splash that squashes Black.
EB: This clown must over seven foot tall!
S: It’s just destroying these two!
Clown picks up Black;
…
DOUBLE HANDED SITOUT CHOKESLAM!
S: Damn!
He clotheslines Storm, who is busted wide open, out of the ring before rolling out. He lifts up the steel steps with great ease.
….
AND THROWS THEM RIGHT AT STORMS HEAD!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The clown wastes no time before dragging a near unconscious Storm towards the announce table.
S: Oh what is he doing near here for?
EB: This is not a Spanish announce table!
The clown lifts him up.
….
AND DOUBLE CHOKESLAMS STORM THROUGH THE TABLE.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The seven-foot psycho clown makes one more cut throat motion before the lights go out for a moment as the sounds of recorded laughter can be heard. The lights go back out and the clowns have disappeared. A bloodied Storm is unconscious as medics go to see both men.
S: That clown masked monster just took out Declan Black and Storm with ease! Who the hell are they and why are they here?
EB: He spilled my Soda! I want to report them to the management!
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FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
FEDDING GETS TO WITNESS ONE OF THE MOST COMPETITIVE EVENTS IN ITS HISTORY
WE’VE HAD 32 PERSON TOURAMENTS
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WE’VE HAD TAG TOURAMENTS
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WE’VE HAD TRIOS TOURNAMENTS.
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BUT WHO HAS EVER REPRESENTED THEIR COUNTRY?
SEPTEMBER GUEREROS OF LUCHA ARE PROUD TO LAUNCH THE FIRST EVER LUCHA WORLD CUP! FEDDERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD WILL BE ALLOWED TO STEP INTO A GOL RING AND REPRESENT THEIR COUNTRIES FOR THE RIGHT TO BE THE BEST WRESTLING NATION PERIOD!
THE LUCHA WORLD CUP. A 2 NIGHT EVENT WITH THE MOST INSANE MATCHES YOU WILL EVER SEE!
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The camera cuts backstage where Chaos Dragon is drinking at the bar with other fans. One fan approaches him half drunk and sipping tequila along with a half-eaten Taco.
“Hey Dragon, great fucking Tacos!”
Dragon: I know right!
“So who’s going to be the partner for Levy and Toast tonight?”
Dragon: You’ll know who. They’re looking forward to the occasion amigo!
“And what about Dia De Los Muertos main event?”
Dragon: All will be revealed tonight amigo! But Dia De Los Muertos is going to fucking rock! I mean not one, not two, but EVERY match with a Halloween stipulation. Now we already have peeps signing up to be a part of this already which is fucking epic! And y’all know 2 matches!
The fans all cheer in excitement.
Dragon: Now we have the Lucha World Cup this weekend to look forward to and we have a TACO DEATHMATCH to main event. And with no dickhead Diaz again. THIS ROUNDS ON FUCKING ME!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dragon gets drunk with the fans as the camera cuts back to the commentating team.
EB: That’s our GM? Pfft.
S: God bring El Toro back quick!
EB: You don’t mean that you love my company!
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Taco Eating Contest
Spam vs Francisco
DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha is the infamous Taco Eating Contest!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
S: Taco eating time!
EB: This is a joke!
Tables full of Tacos are placed all over the ring.
Dirty Vibe come over the speakers coming right out from the curtains is Francisco along with him is Sugar. Fransico stands on the top of the ramp as he was taking it all in. He was wearing a pair of black wrestling tights with no shirt on with a baseball cap side way on his head just have this smirk on his face as Sugar was on his side.
Sugar with a bit of a smirk wearing all black with a skull face mask on as she plays to the crowd a bit. He looks a bit serious as he was walking down the ramp with Sugar walking ahead of him.
He climbs inside of the ring with Sugar as he goes over to the corner turnbuckle with a bit of a smirk on his face licking his lips. Sugar lean over the ropes moving her head to the side with a bit of a grin on her face. He jumps down as she gives him a kiss she stands on the outside of the ring as he looked up the ramp ready to face whoever he up against.
TC: From Lisbon Portugal! FRANCISCO!
SPAM by Weird Al Yankovic plays as SPAM walks out to a tepid reaction from the fans. He adjusts his bowtie at the top of the ramp and then holds up a homemade sign shilling/spamming “I WANT TO SEE FUCKING TACOS”. He hands the sign to what appears to be a blatant planted audience fan and then runs to the ring. He slides into the ring, and hops up on the turnbuckle and shouts, "SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!" over and over until some of the fans join in to humour him.
TC: From the land of Spamming! SPAM!
Spam warms up like he’s about to compete in a wrestling match before the referee brings both men up to the middle of the table.
“Alright gentlemen. These are the rules. All tacos must be fully eaten to be counted. The one who submits or vomits loses.”
Both men take to their places at the tables.
“Ready….Steady….EAT!”
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1
Both men begin their taco eating as the fans cheer both on. They take the fast eating approach and drinking water to help them swallow tacos quicker.
S: The hunt is on!
EB: I will reiterate that this is stupid!
The men are at four tacos each as they begin to feel the block. Spam drinks more water to help him eat more tacos quicker before Francisco starts to burp loud.
S: Have you ever seen this at any wrestling event?
EB: No because they’re not as stupid as our GM!
At six tacos each they are neck and neck before Spam starts to daze and stand up. Spam struggles to walk as Francisco too struggles to walk an even raise his legs up. Spam gets the mic as he hugs Francisco.
Spam: Franny boy. I don’t feel well. Let’s keep it cool. Let’s not make fool of ourselves;
As soon as Spam finishes, he collapses through a table and is covered in tacos and sauce.
Francisco: Cover! Cover!
The ref makes the count!
1..2… Spam jolts back up and begins shaking his fists vigorously like Hulk Hogan before pointing at the remaining Tacos.
EB: This is a joke!
Both are neck and neck after 8 Tacos with only one left. The pair eye it up before looking at each other and going for it. The Taco slips off the table and out of the ring. They go to try and look it.
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BUT MOHAMMED AL THANI SUPLEXES FRANCISCO FROM BEHIND!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
EB: Thank God!
Mohammed goes to attack Spam, who holds his hands up in mercy before vomiting profusely all over Mohammeds shoes.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
S: Not a good move!
Mohammed looks down at his vomit soaked feet before looking back up at Spam. He goes to attack Spam before Julian Tijerina rolls into the ring for the save! He and Mohammed have words before Spam gets away to safety.
EB: Now this is interesting!
S: Both are team mates this weekend!
JT: They are just having fun! There’s no need!
Al Thani: This is a joke! I didn’t sign up for this shit! I thought this was wrestling?
JT: Just calm down! Let’s talk in the back!
Al Thani: So you can jinx me again?!
JT: Hey, now;
Mohammed pushes him into the corner before shaking his finger.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mohammed looks at Julian before leaving the ring.
S: These two are supposed to be team mates this weekend!
Mohammed leaves the ring as some fans begin to boo him. Julian looks on confused before going over to Francisco to check on him.
S: I think this is now a no contest!
EB: Oh who the hell cares!!!!
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Angel Kash is in the background walking over to the entrance at the upper balcony. She is on her expensive iPhone 7 strutting around like she owns the place.
Kash: That’s right, tonight is all about the Kash! I will beat that idiot from Argentina and then I will go on and demand a title match for the Soaring Eagle championship against Roxi Johnson!
Kash can be heard murmuring as the camera pans away from her as behind the shadows Roxi Johnson emerges smirking with the title around her waist.
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No Tacos No Peace!
Ursula Areano vs Angel Kash
DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha is one on one action!!
The fans boo loudly as Fancy by Iggy Azela featuring Charli XTC as the lights begin to flash green, and gold as a carpet rolls right in front of the giant egg. As a lone spotlight forms right at the entrance way opens up first comes out Todd who looks nervous and waves slightly, however he is soon pushed rudely out of the way by his boss who takes the spot, as the fans give even louder boos to the Trillion Dollar Princess. Who tells him to stay back as she does a series of arrogant poses at the top of the entrance ramp before counting her way to the ring getting into it with the fans while keeping her nose up at them. As she kept up her arrogant strut she soon did a rude talk to the hand motion to the fans as she yelled at Todd to hold the ropes open for her as she entered the ring from the elevated entrance way. As she then bowed arrogantly soaking in the boos before posing some more in the center of the ring as she orders Todd to come and take her ring jacket as he exits the ring taking good care not to scoff her ten-thousand-dollar mink fur coat as she lays arrogantly on the top rope taunting the fans as she waits for her opponent to come down trash talking the fans, and the ref. If she’s second she will trash talk to her opponent as well.
TC: From The Hamptons New York, ANGEL KASH!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Evanescence's "Weight of the World" is heard on the sound system. Ursula comes out from behind the curtain. When she gets to the ramp, raises her arms feeling the energy of the crowd. She walks down the length of the ramp, swinging both her hips and her arms. She enters the ring and walks over to the ropes, standing on the bottom rope and bending over to smile at the fans in the first few rows. She then gets off the ropes and walks to one side of the ring and waits for the officials to start the match.
TC: From Bueno Aires Argentina! URSULA AREANO!
Ursula raises her arms as this match gets underway!
DING DING DING
Both eye each other up as they clinch to make the start. Both initially are even stevens before Kash throws Areano down to the ring. Angel makes a pose as she gets bragging rights to begin with.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
EB: Next Soaring Eagle champ right here!
Ursula smirks before clinching back again with Angel. The pair are even with their strength again before this time she throws Kash down to the ground to the delight of the crowd.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Angel goes for a leg takedown before Ursula counters it with a massive knee to the face! She carries on with a massive suplex that forces Kash out of the ring. She sees her chance and claps her hands as he goes to the top rope!
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MOONSAULT ON KASH!
S: Great start by the South American!
She high fives several fans before picking Angel up, who rams her into the steel steps! Angel carries on the counter with massive boots to the face of The Argentinian scrapper before rolling her back into the ring.
EB: At a girl Angel!
Angel carries on the attack with delivering a perfect Hair pull back breaker! She makes the quick cover;
1…
2..
Kick out by Ursula.
Angel carries it on by putting her in a torture rack, but the luchadora grabs her feet on the ropes and goes behind Kash. She hits a massive reverse hurricanrana that lands Angel on her head! Ursula regains more momentum by hitting a perfect sling blade before delivering a huge standing star press!
S: Great work by Iron woman!
Ursula makes the cover;
1..
2..
Kick out by Angel.
Both trade punches and kicks as they try to get the upper hand on one another as the fans cheer on in support of this match. Angel initially gets the upper hand and goes for a belly to belly suplex, but Ursula lands on her feet and goes for a spinning kick, but Kash dodges and hits a huge spinning heel kick! Angel lifts her up on her shoulders and hits a massive drop on her knees onto Areanos head!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Angel keeps up the assault and gets a hold of her;
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THE BUYOUT!
Cover!
1…
2…
NO URSULA COUNTERS WITH A ROLL UP!
1..
2..
Kick out by Kash!
Ursula bounces off the ropes and hits a hand planted springboard stunner! Kash stuns through the ropes but manages to stay on her feet. Ursula bounces off the ropes and hits a massive over the top rope hurricarana onto Kash!
EB: Come on Angel get back into this!
Ursula gets back on his feet and goes for a running knee strike! She goes for a massive suplex, but Kash counters with her own suplex onto the concrete! She rolls into the ring and asks for the referee to count her out. The referee begins doing so as the fans plead with Areano to get into the ring! They clap their hands and stamp their feet as she slowly makes her way back into the ring. The referee gets to a count of nine and Ursula runs straight back into the ring! Kash is annoyed but decides to finish the job. She roars out the crowd;
“Next Soaring Eagle Champion!”
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Angel takes too long and Ursula goes for the roll up!
1..
2..
Kick out by Kash!
Kash goes for the attack;
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BUT URSULA HITS THE DIVING DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE!
COVER!
1..
2..
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NO! Kash just kicks out!
Ursula calls for the Tempest Turn. She gets a hold of Angel.
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BUT ANGEL REVERSES IT!
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KASH FLOW!
EB: She’s done it!
S: Oh no!
But instead of counting Ursula for the win. Angel Smirks and goes over to the camera.
S: What is she doing?
AK: I will become the next champ! Roxi! You better watch this!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Angel goes over to deliver one last Kash Flow to Ursula….
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BUT AREANO HITS A PERFECT TEMPEST TURN!
EB: Crap!
She goes to the top rope!
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DEATH FROM ABOVE!
Cover!
1..
2..
3!
Ursula Areano picks up the win!
TC: Here is your winner! Ursula Areano!
Ursula has her hand raised in victory as Angel looks on in disbelief. She wipes blood from her mouth, but Roxi Johnsons music hits!
S: Oh boy!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Soaring Eagle champion arrives at the top of the balcony with the title around her waist. She nods at the fans as the music stops allowing her time to speak.
Roxi: Well well well. The bitch who’s been talking trash about me gets her ass handed.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Roxi: For weeks on social media you have been mouthing me off about how you deserve to be the Soaring Eagle champion. I am like our Rey De Reyes champion is not afraid to back down from any fight. Whether that be from a monster or a stuck up daddys bitch!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Roxi: So I tell you what. I need an opponent at Dia De Los Muertos. If you have any guts, you’ll fight me in Mexico City for this title!
Roxi lifts the title up above her heads as Angel nods.
Roxi: And since it’s our Halloween special. And every match will have a Halloween stipulation. Why don’t we make this match….An Angel and Demons match!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Roxi: You come as an Angel, and I come as the demon ready to kick your ass in a no holds barred match! See you in Mexico City tramp!
Kash nods her head. As Roxi and Kash stare each other down.
S: So there you have it. Dia De Los Muertos. Angel and Demons match for the Soaring Eagle title!
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MAIN EVENT: Taco Deathmatch
The Outliers & El Matto Acido vs Toast, Jack Levy and TBA
S: IT’s main event time!
EB: This should be fun…
DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha…..IS A TACO DEATHMATCH!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
S: Hey wait a minute!
The Outliers and Acido attack Levy and Toast from behind. The pair continue the assault at the top of the balcony as they drink beer and spraying beer mist at them.
EB: That’s how you do it! Attack early!
The trio throw them down the stairs as Toast and Levy crash to the ground outside the wrestling ring. Acido and Grin go down the stairs while Hewhocorrupts gets his skateboard. He nods with confidence before eyeing up Levy.
S: What’s he doing?
He lines him up;
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AND GRINDS DOWN THE BALCONY AND DELIVERS AN OLLIE INTO AN HURRICANRANA!
EB: Wow!!
The pair are rushed into the ring as the Outliers with El Matto celebrate with a Taco. The grab weapons from the ring and throw them in as they gather a plan. Matto gets a kendo stick and begins to smash it over Toasts back several times. Grin gets a hold of a steel chair and smashes it over the head of Jack Levy. Hewhocorrupts gets a hold of Levy.
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BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Grin sets up a table against the corner as they pull UV light tubes from the garbage can. Acido carries on the assault and grabs a hold of Levy. He positions him as Grin lifts the UV tube up over his head.
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BUT LA CUCARACHAS MUSIC HITS!
EB: Oh come on!!
S: Our champ is here!
Wrestlepest storms down the ring and rolls in with a barbed wire baseball bat and commences smashing their insides in with the barbed wire bat! The Rey De Reyes champion. She goes off the ropes and counters a tilt-o-whirl hurricanrana! She roars out loud as the crowd cheer her name.
WRESTLEPEST! WRESTLEPEST! WRESTLEPEST!
She goes out of the ring and the fans roar as she brings out the tacos. Only these tacos on a tray have an extra kick to them.
EB: Are they thumbtacks on the tacos?
She places the thumbtack taco platter on the middle of the ring but Acido attacks her from behind. He hits a perfect roaring elbow. He goes to lift her up, but La Cucaracha rolls through his legs..
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AND HITS A REVERSE HURRICANRANA ON ACIDO ONTO THE THUMBTACK TACO PLATTER!
S: Oh Fuck!
Acido reels in pain as he is covered in taco mix and thumbtacks. Levy spears through the ropes and hits Grin on the outside. Meanwhile Toast and hewhocorrupts battle it out on the outside. Toast throws him into the fans as the pair fight it in the middle of the crowd! Tacos are thrown by the crowd as the competitors are covered in taco sauce.
S: It’s a Taco deathmatch baby!
Jack Levy gets a hold of a custom made barbed wire steel chair with an added taco attached to it by the wire. He high fives some fans before smashing Grins head with the barbed wire steel chair with the taco! Grin is covered in his own blood and taco mix. Levy throws him right into the steel steps as Toast and Hewhocorrupts are near the top of the balcony. Toast sees two tables full of Tacos as he nods with the fans about what to possibly do. He lifts Hewhocorrupts over the safety rail.
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He smashes his face in but Hewhocorrupts keeps in. Toast tries again but he instead receives a huge headbutt before being hit with a massive low blow. Hewhocorrupts lifts him over the rail guard.
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Grabs his throat.
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AND CHOKESLAMS TOAST OFF THE BALCONY THROUGH THE TWO TACO TABLES!
S: OH MY GOD!
EB: Well his career finished as it started.
Back in the ring Levy places the UV tubes against a table in the corner. He and wrestlepest hit a double clothesline on Acido before getting ready to do a double team move on the GOL debutant. But a bloodied Sawtooth Grin gets to the top rope and hits a huge double dropkick with the barbed wire steel chair on both of them.
EB: Go for it Grin!
He picks up Levy;
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AND SMASHES HIM THROUGH THE UV TUBES AND TABLE!
He gets a hold of Levy from behind;
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THUMBSUCKER!
La Cucaracha sees her chance and goes for the attack!
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HISS OF DEATH!
COVER!
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HEWHOCORRUPTS OLLIES FROM THE TOP ROPE AND BREAKS THE COUNT
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AND EL MATTO ACIDO HITS LA CUCARACHA WITH A UV TUBE! He then throws her out of the ring.
EB: This isn’t good for Levy!
The outliers and Acido reform up and decide what to do next. They set up a table as Acido brings out 2 taco platters and places them on top of the table. Hewhocorrupts goes to the outside again and begins looking for something.
S: What the hell is he trying to find?
Hewhocorrupts gets a hold of gas lighter fluid as the fans begin to stand up as they see him spraying the fluid on the taco plattered table.
EB: What the hell are they doing?
Sawtooth Grin gets a cigarette before smoking a quick puff from it and pinging it on the table.
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AND LIGHTS THE TACO PLATTER TABLE ON FIRE!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
S: Oh fuck.
Grin goes to the top rope as the other two lift Levy up. Grin gets him in a powerbomb position while the other two go to the top rope. They all do a clique style high five before getting them set up!
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AND POWERBOMBS/STANDING MOONSAULT SIDE SLAMS LEVY THROUGH THE FLAMING TACO TABLE!
EB: Oh shit!!
S: Fuck me!!!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Grin makes the cover!
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The Outliers and Acido win!
They all high five each other but La Cucaracha wastes no time as she goes for the attack with the barbed wire steel chair! All three get hit and are thrown out of the ring as the champion stays strong!
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
S: OH MY GOD ELI!
EB: WHAT THE FUCK!!
BUT AVERY MILES COMES IN FROM BEHIND AND HITS THE WEST COAST BREAKDOWN ON WRESTLEPEST!
S: Miles is here!
EB: But why?!
He sees the Rey De Reyes title and soon gets a hold of it. The fans all awe when they see him clinch the title and raise it above his head.
S: Wait, is he the opponent?!
EB: That must be La Cucarachas next title defense!!
The shoe credits come up as Taco Tuesday closes with a bang!