Post by El Propietario de GOL! on Aug 3, 2016 11:25:57 GMT
The sold out crowd here In Tijuana arena is jam packed and excited as they await for the inaugural Eternal Lucha. Mexican flags are paraded proudly by the fans as they see the custom made stage with a Ferris wheel at the left and a massive titan tron in the center with L.E.D ramp. Out of nowhere one of the largest mariachi bands Mexico has produced dash out onto the stage as the tron is changed to the proud Mexican colours. Carlos Diaz, the owner of GOL comes out to a chorus of boo’s, while the beloved Chaos Dragon emerges on stage to a massive positive response of cheers and claps. The pair nod at each other before placing themselves at each end of the stage. Fireworks begin to spark from the tron and spurt from the stage to the ring posts as the disciples of Lucha suddenly emerge on top of stage wearing their infamous masks and brown veils. Blue Demon Jr gets a hold of one of the microphones and addresses the audience.
BDJ: THIS…………IS…………LUCHA……..LIBRE!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The camera cuts to the official introduction video.
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The camera cuts to the official introduction as fireworks glisten the arena. The spear upwards from the bottom to the top of the stage, the ramp and even the Ferris Wheel has fireworks all over the wheel. In elements of Wrestlemania 6, gold fireworks sprints and covers all over the ring, sparkling the infamous first ever Eternal Lucha ring. The camera pans all over the fans that have travelled from all over the world to see this massive and historical moment..
S: Tonight Lucha Libre is out of the Labyrinth and into the Tijuana arena. History is made as the first EVER Eternal Lucha is now finally here! I am your host as always Sabrina proudly here to host for you all over the world LIVE on IPPV. And of course, back after a couple of months out. There could not be an Eternal Lucha commentary team without “El Torro!” Ramon Rodriquez!
RR: Tonight champions are crowned. Tonight people will celebrate, people will cry. It is going to be one of the most historical events in fed history and I am proud that I am back in time to be the colour commentator for all of my amigos!
S: Our first ever champions are crowned tonight. Our first Super Falcon Cup winner and First Pandora Box holder are crowned tonight as well!! So much fucking things to happen that my ovaries cannot contain it!
RR: And it’s going to be fucking epic!!!!!!
Terri Castillo emerges in the middle of the ring as the first ever Eternal Lucha match gets underway.
DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha……IS THE GODS OF WAR LADDER MATCH!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The camera pans to all of the ladders around the ring before focusing on Pandoras Box that is hanging above the ring.
TC: The following rules as follows. No holds barred, No disqualification. The winner is the one Lucha that climbs the ladder and reaches Pandoras Box. The winner will be allowed a GOL world title shot anytime anywhere for up to one year.
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Blackout and pause for five seconds. Then a miserably small firework goes off and the music plays for a second before cutting out, causing the house lights to go up.
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The music starts up again as The Dream stumbles out. The Dream does a Goldberg-style "wild kick" amd falls over as red, white, and blue lights begin to flash.
TC: ... hailing from South London, England... weighing in tonight at sixteen stone...... THE... DREAAMM!!!
Cattle Decapitation's Long-Pig Chef and The Hairless Goat sounds off and a hunched over Sawtooth Grin, barefoot and donning his signature tattered red pajama one piece, emerges from behind the partition. His eyes briefly flutter over the crowd before he turtles back up and edges his way toward the ring.
Sawtooth slithers up the apron and rolls under the bottom rope, shoots to his feet, and throws himself into a corner. The camera moves in nabbing an unusually vacant expression. Eyes fixed dead center of the mat.
TC: From Portland Oregon…..SAWTOOTH GRIN!
Sawtooth looks at the ladders around him.
‘Wherever I may Roam’ by Metallica echos the PA system as the arena goes black. As the song begins to properly play. After the start of the theme tune, Al Thani will emerge on stage wearing a black robe and appearing psyched up. Smoke spurts up from the stage as he raises his arms. He walks down the stage and eyes all the ladders before focusing on Pandoras Box.
TC: From Doha Qatar…MOHAMMED AL THANI!
“The Box” by Snot plays throughout the arena, red and silver lights rolling up and down the ramp. The music pauses, and as Snot’s frontman screams the opening words, Jack Levy steps out from behind the curtain to the stage, an insidious smirk on his face. He waits for the screaming to stop and the music to quiet into the first verse before he begins walking down the ramp. He reaches the ring and springboards from the apron to the middle of the ring as his entrance theme hits its chorus, crouched down like an action hero as the green lights flood him. He puts his head down, as if in respect for the ring he’s in, then stands and throws his arms out as he lunges forward with his chest against the ropes.
TC: From Chicago IL! JACK LEVY!
The lights go out. A few seconds later, Maria comes out with a microphone in hand, bathed in a lone spotlight her beauty deserves. She introduces Julian Tijerrrrrrrina! "Senbonzakura" (violin cover) by Lindsey Stirling plays, the lights go back on, and Julian comes out, bathed in purple and pink spotlight and holding a purple rose, which he smells. He pivots slowly for the benefit of the crowd. Meeting on the ramp, Julian surrenders his rose to Maria and the pair share a slow kiss, a smack on the lips, before Julian gracefully leads Maria to the ring, occasionally high-fiving fans along the way.
Julian helps Maria climb up the apron, holding her hand as she walks up the steel steps, and in turn Maria helps Julian climb into the ring, sitting on the rope to make room for him. Once inside the ring, Julian spins on his toes with both arms stretched to either side and his head towards the ceiling. He stops and slowly, almost dramatically, removes his mask and shows his own grin, a more attractive version of the mask's. In one fluid motion, Julian takes off the poncho, and ends up with both arms once again stretched to either side, one hand holding his mask while the other holding the poncho.
Surrendering the mask and the poncho to Maria, the pair kiss once more before Julian climbs the turnbuckle and again stretches both arms to either side before applauding the fans, randomly waving and pointing at people, blowing kisses at cute girls, and occasionally winking. Finally, he goes back down, helps Maria out of the ring by sitting on the middle rope, stretches with the ropes' help, and waits for his opponent to get in the ring with him.
TC: From Extremadura Spain! JULIAN TIJERINA!
Julian looks at Pandoras Box.
The Mexican music echoes around the PA system as the little Bullet, Bolt emerges wearing a cape and embracing the audience! He sprints down the ramp and rolls into the ring.
TC: Hecho en Mexico! BOLT!
Fire dancers emerge on the stage. They do an impressive dancing with rolling flames, jumping over and underneath them along with breathing fire in and out. The drummer from the metal band hired out helps keep the rhythm going. The dancers shout out loud “FUEGO!” repeatedly before a long wooden pipe, which turns out to be a gas filled flamethrower spits fire out so huge that the crowd can feel the heat!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality!”
The band begin to play Bohemian Rhapsody to the older crowds delight as King Fuego, emerges from the fire from the dancers with a custom made Sword of Fire! He wears a custom made lion mask embedded with a crown to emphasis the king in King Fuego as he lifts his sword of Fire over his head! He unveils his gear in brand new all gold to celebrate the Inaugural Eternal Lucha supershow. He just starts to make his way down the ramp.
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BUT THE OVERGIVER ATTACKS HIM FROM BEHIND AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RAMP AND THROUGH THE TABLE!
S: Overgiver is had enough of waiting and wants this to start!
DING DING DING
The other six men dash out of the ring and grab their own ladders and throw them back into the ring. They all try to get the upper hand but it is Mohammed Al Thani that starts it off by smashing his ladder into The Dream that knocks him down. He soon eyes Tijerina and smacks his ribs with the ladder before swinging it into the Spaniards jaw. He stands his ladder up as Bolt jumps on Mohammeds ladder and climbs several steps.
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BEFORE BACK FLIPPING AND DELIVERING A DDT ON JACK LEVY ONTO THE LADDER!
S: That has to hurt!
Mohammed once again tries to stand his ladder but is met with Sawtooth grin, who places his ladder through his head and begins swinging it around his neck! The swing has such force that it knocks Al Thani to the ground. Bolt then flips from the ropes onto the ladder and tries to knock Sawtooth out with kicks to the head. But Grin swings the ladder around again that drops Bolt to the ring mat and is met with a massive knee shot that sends him out of the ring.
RR: Sawtooth Grin making a good impression!
The Overgiver sprints into the ring and gets a hold of Grin from behind and delivers a massive suplex with the ladder still on his head!
The Overgiver gets a ladder and places it in the middle of the ring as he starts to ascend to the top. He makes good ground and is almost near the top before King Fuego bounces off a trampoline on the ground, jumps over the ropes and lands on the opposite side of the ladder! The trade blows instantly as they try to get the upper hand on each other.
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But Mohammed using his power pushes the ladder and both men fall on top of the ropes! Overgiver falls out of the ring while Fuego is met with a brutal Yakuza kick that sends him out too.
S: Ouch!
The ladder is now places on the ropes as Mohammed tries to regain some composure. Jack Levy is soon back on his feet and bounces off the ropes an attack, Mohammed tries to clothesline him but Levy dodges and bounces off the opposite ropes. Levy goes for a spear, but Al Thani jumps above him.
AND LEVY SPRINTS ON THE LADDER AND CANNONBALLS OFF THE LADDER AND ONTO KING FUEGO AND THE OVERGIVER!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Mohammed goes down on one knee as he looks on;
BUT TIJERINA ROLLS ON TOP OF THE MOHAMMED, SPRINTS OVER THE LADDER AND DELIVERS A CORKSCREW SUMMERSAULT ON TOP OF THE THREE MEN!
RR: Holy fuck!!
Its soon Sawtooth grins turn as he sees the carnage outside and grabs a ladder before jumping to the top rope;
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AND DELIVERS A MOONSAULT WITH A LADDER TO THE FOUR MEN!
Mohammed shakes his head before grabbing the ladder to a chorus of boo’s and begins to stand it upright;
BUT BOLT JUMPS THROUGH THE LADDER AND CRASHES ONTO THE FIVE MEN!
S: Now that is how you do it!
Mohammed soon crashes the ladder on the ground and joins in on the antics. He jumps onto the top rope and delivers a massive splash onto the six men that takes them all out! Soon the camera pans out and it reveals The Dream climbing on top of one of the ladders in the middle of the ramp.
S: Wait what the hell is he doing?
The seven men don’t see him as The Dream takes a massive breath;
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AND HITS A PERFECT SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO HIS OPPONENTS FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! GOL! GOL! GOL!
RR: Welcome to Eternal Lucha baby!!
All 8 men are down for the count as the fans applaud their efforts. They try and pull themselves back up as they try to all take the lead back in this match. The Overgiver walks over back to the ring but King Fuego hits a perfect Tiger Feint Kick that rocks him back. Tijerina and Levy grab a ladder each as they smack Mohammed Al Thani back and forth with vicious ladder shots that bruise the skin immediately. Bolt then goes up on the ring and mat and goes for a hurricanrana, But Mohammed manages to pull him back up and hits a massive powerbomb onto the ring barricade!
S: That’ll sting!
Tijerina and Overgiver begin to trade blows as they blunt each other right back up the ramp. Sawtooth Grin along with Levy throw ladders in the ring and begin assembling them inside. Two ladders are standing up while they assemble another two to bridge them together. King Fuego stands a ladder from the corner and climbs to the very top. He swings the ladder down and flies off it to deliver a massive swinging DDT! The Dream rolls into the ring and jumps onto one of the bridged ladders and delivers a massive kick to the jaw of Levy! King Fuego and The dream trade punches and kicks before The Dream dodges a kick and counters with a face breaker which the force crashes Fuego into the bridged ladder and jerks his back!
RR: The Dream is on his own!
The Dream begins climbing the ladder and gets to near touching distance of Pandoras Box before Mohammed Al Thani rolls in the ring and grabs one of his feet. The Dream initially does well and kicks him away before Al Thani drags him down and smacks his face onto one of the ladder steps before hitting a massive lariat!
S: Mohammed is back in this!
Meanwhile The Overgiver and Julian battle at the back before The Overgiver throws him against the barricade. He smacks him with a high knee that bloodies Tijerina’s nose. He drags the Spaniard up the ramp as he tries to deliver a big powerbomb, but it is countered with a hurricarana! Tijerina runs up and gets a couple of steps against the stage and hits a big dropkick that rolls The Overgiver back several times. He sees The Overgiver back n his feet groggily but he soon dodges a massive kick to the chin and jumps onto one of the Ferris Wheel carts to the fans excitement.
RR: What the fuck!
With the Ferris Wheel still moving slowly, Julian soon joins him and jumps onto one of the carts too. He uses his core strength to climb up the steel pylons to get closer to the Overgiver. Meanwhile in the ring, Mohammed is setting up two ladders to bridge on opposite sides of the ring mat to the barricade. He nods in satisfaction and rolls back into the ring. Jack Levy hits a massive spear that takes him out. The Dream goes for it and hits a massive splash from the top rope, but Levy counters it with another massive spear! Sawtooth Grin bounces off the ropes for an attack but he too is met with a spear! The crowd take it all with awe as Levy climbs up the ladder closest to Pandoras box. He gets near the top before Bolt runs through the ropes and jolts up the ladder at lighting pace before jumping over with a lunging leg drop that lands both men in one of the bridged ladders. Sawtooth Grin climbs up the other ladder and soon gets high enough to go on the same bridged ladder and starts to place his feet on it. Bolt kicks the living life out of Levy that stuns him. He goes to the top of the ladder.
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450 FRONT FLIP!
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BUT SAWTOOTH GRIN HITS HIM WITH THE THUMBSUCKER MID AIR!
S: WOW!
Bolt rolls off the ladder and crashes to the ring mat while Grin and Levy trade blows. Jack Levy locks him in and goes for the Shining Wrigley Triangle submission hold, but Sawtooth ducks his head in time before the constriction and counters with a rear naked choke on top of the ladder! Levy is struggling to escape with limited space!
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BUT KING FUEGO HITS A HUGE FROG SPLASH THAT CRUSHES THE PAIR OF THEM!
RR: What a move by the King!!
Sawtooth Grin falls off the ladder as King soon sees Mohammed on the other side and with all of his energy sprints across the ladder.
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INFERNIUM FROM THE LADDER!
S: WHAT THE FUCK! HOW DID HE DO THAT?!
630 ALLEVIATOR SPLASH BY LEVY ON BOLT!
RR: WHAT A MATCH TO START OFF ETERNAL LUCHA!
The fans applaud as all 6 men are down. While over at the Ferris Wheel, Tijerina has managed to catch up and climb up to the same Ferris cart as The Overgiver. The Overgiver tries to stamp at his feet, but Julian dodges out of the way. The pair trade blows as the Ferris Wheel continues to move around. The Overgiver gets the upper hand before Tijerina fights back with kicks and punches of his own. He goes for an standing reverse Hurricanrana, but The Overgiver counters by reversing it with a massive powerbomb! He makes a cut throat sign before looking down at the ground.
S: Oh fuck no surely not?!
RR: Is he going to through him off?!
Overgiver lifts him up over his shoulders before having a malicious grin his face.
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BUT TIJERINA COUNTERS WITH A REVERSE DDT!
The Overgiver is stunned and unbalanced on his feet with his arms swinging out!
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AND TIJERINA HITS A SUPERKICK TO THE CHIN!!
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AND THE OVERGIVER FALLS OFF THE FERRIS CART THROUGH TABLES AND THE STAGE GROUND!
RR: HOLY FUCK!!!!!
S: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Julian sees his chance before roaring out loud;
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AND SENTON BOMBS FROM THE TOP OF THE FERRIS CART ON TOP OF THE OVERGIVER!
GOL! GOL! GOL! GOL!
Both men are out cold as paramedics tend to both men.
RR: They’re dead! They’re fucking dead!
Some fans then point back to the ring as The Dream is at the very top of the ladder and has a slight grasp of Pandoras Box! He almost has it but is struggling to unclip it! The fans look on as The Overgiver is taken away on a stretcher and Tijerina is seen to. He almost has the clip unclipped to the fans on their feet.
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But Mohammed grabs the bottom of the ladder!
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AND TIPS IT OVER WHICH MAKES THE DREAM FLIP OVER THE LADDER AND CRASH THROUGH THE BRIDGED LADDER!!
S: For the love of Mexican God!!!!!!!
RR: There will be no one left at this rate!
Bolt tries to grab a ladder but Sawtooth Grin grabs him from behind and delivers a massive back armed suplex against the ladder on the corner! Grin places one of the crashed ladders in between two chairs as he makes a motion that he is going for Pandoras Box. He places the ladder right underneath the prestigious box is before climbing up. He makes it to the very top as he goes for pandoras box and goes to grab it. Sawtooth grabs a hold of Pandoras Box and goes to unclip it.
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BUT JACK LEVY SMASHES GRINS HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR! THE CHAIR CRACKS IN THE MIDDLE AND SAWTOOTH FALLS TO THE GROUND!
S: Oh man that hurt to watch!
This time it is Levy that will go for Pandoras box as he goes to grab it for the chance of a world title shot. Mohammed soon jolts up to the ladder to stop him and it is not long the pair trade blows before Levy grabs Mohammeds neck from behind and begins to crank it over the top of the ladder. Mohammed struggles as Levy roars at him. Mohammed’s face turns from anguish to anger as he manages to grab a hold of Jack’s arms. He uses his sheer power and begins lifting Jack over the ladder and soon over his shoulders.
S: Oh no don’t do this!
RR: No Mohammed no!
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WRATH OF SHARIA FROM THE TOP LADDER AND LEVY CRASHES THROUGH THE LADDER BRIDGED WITH THE CHAIRS!
Both men are out cold as the fans applaud.
RR: It looks like The Overgiver, The Dream and Jack Levy are done for!
King Fuego and Bolt now climb up the ladder as they trade kicks to the head and punches. Both are determined to get Pandoras Box. Bolt gets the upper and jumps and locks in a triangle choke on Fuego. The king struggles to not panic as Bolt closes in on the airwaves. King Fuego moves his legs and manages to use enough power to sit on top of the ladder. He shakes his hand vigorously before taking a massive breath and lifting Bolt up.
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AND HITS A SITOUT SPINEBUSTER FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER THROUGH THE OTHER BRIDGED LADDER!
S: Both men are out cold!
Mohammed Al Thani and Sawtooth Grin barely get to their feet as they see the carnage around them. The fans suddenly cheer as Julian Tijerina crawls his way into the ring!
RR: How the fuck is he still alive after that?!
S: Massive heart on show here from the Spaniard!
Julian struggles in pain as he needs the ring ropes to get back on his feet. Tijerina makes his move but is met with a massive boot to the face by Mohammed. That gives enough time for Sawtooth Grin to climb up the ladder and get the early advantage. Mohammed goes the other side and climbs up as they trade hammer blows with each other, even headbutting one another.
S: It is between these two!
RR: What a match this has been!
Sawtooth initially gets the upper hand before Mohammed gets back in it with a European uppercut! The crowd cheers as Julian Tijerina jumps off the top rope and gets to the bracket of the ladder and he joins in as it is now three men trading blows for the right to Pandoras Box!
RR: Who is going to get it?!
All three men bash each others heads in as they try to get each other off the ladder. The final massive clash of heads stun them all as Tijerina almost falls off the ladder bracket. Julian sees his sights on Sawtooth as he roars out loud!
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KICK TO THE HEAD OF GRIN!
NO! SAWTOOTH DODGES IT AND TIJERINAS KICK HITS MOHAMMED INSTEAD! AL THANI FALLS OFF THE LADDER!
Sawtooth gets a hold of Julian.
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THUMBSUCKER ON TOP OF THE LADDER! TIJERINA FALLS OFF!
S: Sawtooth is on his own!!! Sawtooth is on his own!!!!
Sawtooth Grin recomposes himself. He places himself on top of the ladder. He gets a grip of Pandoras Box.
RR: Can he do it?!
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SAWTOOTH GRIN UNHOOKS PANDORAS BOX!!!
S: SAWTOOTH GRIN IS THE GOD OF WAR!!
Grin roars out loud as he raises Pandoras Box above his head as his theme by Cattle Decapitation plays on the PA system.
TC: Here is you winner and the God of War!!!!!!!!! SAWTOOTH GRIN!
RR: Sawtooth Grin. Anytime, anywhere for up to one year can get a title shot! What a debut!
The camera pans in on Grin coming off the ladder hugging Pandoras box as the medics tend to the other seven competitors!
S: He has the whole world in his hands!
The final shot is Grin lifting Pandoras Box on top of the stage in celebration.
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The scene opens up in what looks like a lavish estate in the Hamptons, New York where we see a bunch of workers working on the lawn making sure it is perfectly trimmed, as others trim the hedges on either side of the football field sized lawn. It is a very warm hot sunny day the cameras soon the cameras take another pan all the way this time to where the massive pool and jacuzzI are located. Sitting right next to them in her very own personal lawn chair being fanned with a giant leaf by one of her staff members is none other than Angel Kash the newest signing of GOL as she held a glass of champagne in her hand taking a small sip before placing it back on the tray of her waiter who was waiting there for her. She is clad in a black bikini that leaves very little of her body to the imagination. Covering her bright blue eyes are a pair of black Hollywood sunglasses. She soon noticed the camera as she said with a warm smile on her face.
Angel Kash: So you have arrived...
Soon the smile drains and her trademark resting bitch face takes over as she says in a snobby tone.
Angel Kash: Over an hour late let me tell you something in America lateness is highly frowned upon just saying. Now if you worked for me you would be fired but you know something to make yourselves useful you are going to tape a message and send it back down to Mexico to all of those peasants are yes all of you should know who I am I am only the biggest star to ever come to Mexico. But since your probably all slow like very slow my name is Angel Kash yes the Angel Kash the one and only trillion dollar princess and your high society American Queen of GOL I mean how fitting right? But GOL there is something I want and when Angel Kash wants something she gets it.
Angel smirked as she took her champagne and finished it before this time slamming it the chest of her waiter kind of hard. Clearly, showing her power because he just stands there and takes it without saying a single word of defiance.
Angel Kash: Another glass of champagne and make sure you keep your nasty fingers off my glass this time. I don't want your nasty peasant germs on the part of the glass I have to hold now go, you know how thrilled I get when you just stand there like a moron.
The man leaves without saying a word quickly as the haughty blonde lets out a chuckled amused by her actions. As she returned her gaze back to the camera as she snapped her fingers loudly as the man behind her returns to fanning her.
Angel Kash: Now what I want is that title that soaring Eagle title why? Would I want that title? Well, its simple because what better title to take to send a message to everyone right off the bat then that one. You see I have held titles all over the world anywhere I have been people have all fallen at my feet, and this will be no different. See the Eagle is a regal bird well who is more regal than Angel Kash? Now whichever one of you peasants wins whether its Amy Jo Smyth who finds it amusing to correct grammar over twitter like it even matters? Well, the only thing that needs correcting is the social order it is simple people like me are on the top of the social order but don't worry there are others even lower than you on it.
The fans roar immediately as Chaos Dragon is backstage in the production truck, making sure everything is going smooth for Eternal Lucha.
DRAGON! DRAGON! DRAGON!
He notices the camera and jokingly shoves a staff member out of the way to get attention.
CD: Oh you’re all here?
YES! YES! YES! YES!
CD: Well near 6 months of preparation have come down tonight. So all I can say is….Are you enjoying the show?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CD: Awesome! Now this is our first ever supershow, but lets be sure that its because you crazy fuckers made this possible. It’s because of you lot that visit and support GOL every day and push us that we are still here. Being a part of the fed community means a lot to us and helping where we can means a lot to us too. So for all of you that did their part for tonight to be a reality, thank you!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CD: Now we have some big news for you all! I’ve just approved a tape you lot will see that will showcase our next big event! And we also have chapter cinco to look forward to! We have a pretty interesting imagination here over at GOL so you all have future insanely wickedly awesome matches to look forward to as well? But tonight is not about me, it’s about the talent!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CD: So give them what they all deserve. Some spotlight time! Now let’s get fucking drunk!!
Dragon starts a beer drinking party with staff members. Some of the Gods of War competitors join in as a naked man swings from a cable over the top of them. Heavy music and barrels of beer emerge as they start the shows party early!
The camera cuts back to both Sabrina and Ramon laughing.
S: He will never change won’t he?
RR: Hell no!
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Announcer: The following contest is a Mexican Asylum Match!
The ring is adorned with the usual; tables, ladders, chairs…. Chains, and panes of glass.
Sabrina: This is going to be a crazy match!
Ramon: Indeed it is! The powers that be felt like the standard tables, ladders, and chairs were not enough. Chains and glass had to be added in.
Sabrina: Why not?
Announcer: The first trio to the ring… the team of Rockstar, Elias T. Azul, and Moxie Roxie….The Glitterati!
"Rockstar" begins playing and the fans boo long before Rockstar even appears on the stage. It is uncertain whether they are booing Rockstar, Nickelback or some ungodly combination of the two. Rockstar, Elias, and Moxie stroll down the ramp talking things over as they all seem pretty confident. They all head inside of the ring looking over the various facets to the match at hand.
Announcer: The next trio… the team of Black Onyx, Ravenous, and Serena… House of Serena!
The camera cuts to a glimpse of a rose in a flower vase highlighted by a dramatic accent light. This compliments to one of Mozart's opera pieces, "Queen of the Night Aria". Suddenly a flower tilts then its bud falls off as the camera moves and focuses on Madeline standing on the entrance and holding the one's baby bows down carefully to the audience.
The opera music shifts revealing to be "GOD DIVA" by ALI PROJECT. Serena shows up with her self-mutilating marks throughout her face and (presumably) her arms. She wears her trademark black Victorian coat and holds the knife-shaped mirror emitting red light. Serena looks into mirror fixing herself and slides it across her neck with her eyes widens. She is flanked by Black Onyx and Ravenous.
Serena walks along the ramp and tilts her head as Madeline follows. As they are close to the ring, the Matriarch kisses the baby where Madeline's holding before she enters the ring. She removes her trademark Victorian coat and the light goes normal.
Announcer: The third trio of the match… the team of … Senior Awesomeo, Papa Nurvy, and Zoe Chaos…. The Triad!
The arena erupts with cheers as Voodoo Child by Stevie Ray Vaughn begins to play throughout the arena. Senior Awesomeo makes his way out with a cocky smile on his face as billions of flashes from cameras from the fans cover him. With that cocky smile on his face Awesomeo motions with his hands for the fans to cheer even louder. Quickly following Awesomeo is his escort Alyssa Devine who holds the prized Awesome Title. Taking Awesomeo by the arm Alyssa escorts himdown to the ring. They are joined by Papa Nurvy and Zoe Chaos as they all head towards the ring.
Announcer: And the final trio of the match… the team of… The Vanilla Midget! The Owl Man! And Sailor Cherry!..... The Everyday Heroes!
The three of them head down towards the ring. They slap the hands of the fans as the walk down the ramp. Sliding head first into the ring, it is quite crowded as they all prepare to fight.
Ramon: What a collection of craziness!
Sabrina: This is going to be madness.
All twelve people stand inside of the ring as the ref on the outside of the ring calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
The match begins as we see Rockstar and Ravenous begin to trade strikes inside of the ring. The ring begins to clear a bit as Elias and Roxie head outside and begin to setup a table to their liking. On the other side of the ring, we see The Owl Man and Senior Awesomeo try and gain control over a little lockup. Black Onyx and Serena head towards Nurvy and Chaos as they each have chairs in their hands. A double dropkick by Nurvy and Chaos, and the chairs fall to the mat along with Onyx and Serena. The Vanilla Midget and Sailor Cherry head out of the ring as well and round the corner towards Elias and Roxie. Using the steel stairs, The Vanilla Midget is able to use it as a launch pad of sorts as Elias grabs a glass pane quickly and lifts it up causing Vanilla to crash hard through it.
Sabrina: Isn’t that like…. Seven years bad luck?
Just as this happens, Sailor Cherry does the same off of the steel stairs but catches Elias and Roxie off guard and hits a dropkick to the both of them sending Elias and Roxie into the barricade much to the delight of the fans. As we head back inside of the ring, Rockstar has a table leans up against the corner as he battles Ravenous. Grabbing him for a suplex, Rockstar manages to release and sends Ravenous back first into the wooden table as it cracks in half and Ravenous lands awkwardly on the back of his head. Nurvy and Chaos charge forward with a double clothesline to take Rockstar down, and it adds some extra pain as they decided to wrap their arms in chains.
Ramon: T-L-C-C-G I guess?
Sabrina: Mexican Asylum sounds so much better!
The Owl Man and Senior Awesomeo trade strikes to each other. Awesomeo tries to shoot Owl into the ropes, but the Owl Man reverses it. Senior hits the ropes and rebounds only for The Owl Man to pull down the top rope and sends Awesomeo over the top rope. He manages to hang on and stands on the ring apron. Quickly, The Owl Man grabs a steel chair and cracks Senior Awesomeo over the head, sending him falling backwards and through a table!
Meanwhile, Elias and Roxie are slow to get up as Vanilla Midget is helped up by Sailor Cherry. The four of them battle, trading shots back and forth. As they continue to battle, Onyx and Serena managed to roll out of the ring, one to each side. They flank from either side and each grab a steel chair. As they make their way near the entrance ramp, they first crack Elias and Midget over the back. They then pull back and crack Moxie and Sailor as well, dropping them to the ground. Onyx and Serena talk it over, and devise a plan. She decide to place two tables next to each other, and they load Elias and Vanilla Midget on one. They grab and lift Sailor Cherry and Moxie Roxie onto the other. Onyx and Serena both climb a ladder, one on each side. Looking down, they both jump off hitting a tandem leg drop driving all four competitors through the two tables.
The crowd chants G-O-L… G-O-L… G-O-L… G-O-L… G-O-L… G-O-L… G-O-L… G-O-L…
Ravenous and Rockstar are slow to get up inside of the ring. Nurvy and Chaos grab them both by their heads and lift them up. Ravenous holds his neck in pain slightly, as Rockstar has some red marks across his forehead from the chain. Going for a tandem suplex, Rockstar is able to block it but Nurvy is able to drop Ravenous onto his back to the mat. Rockstar manages to hit a suplex of his own to Chaos as he bounces back up to his feet. An oncoming Papa Nurvy looking for another clothesline, Rockstar is able to duck it as Nurvy charges towards a corner. Putting his hands up and using the top ropes, he stops his momentum. As Nurvy turns around, Rockstar managed to grab one of the heavy chains and throws it at Nurvy allowing it to wrap around his neck. A quick dropkick and Nurvy’s back hits the corner hard as he falls down to the mat. Rockstars grabs a steel chair and wedges it in the corner in front of Nurvy.
Ramon: That is going to hurt… BADLY!
Sabrina: Of course it is! I cannot wait!
Rockstar heads for the opposite corner to get a running start, and as he hits the mid-point of the ring we see Zoe Chaos help Nurvy by taking out Rockstar at the knees with a steel chair. He falls face first onto the mat hard as Zoe helped to pull out the chair and unwrap the chain from Nurvy’s throat.
The Owl Man headed to the outside of the ring to head after Senior Awesomeo, who was sent through a table. Owl Man grabs Senior by the head and lifts him to his feet, but a series of strikes to the stomach, and Owl Man is sent a few steps backwards. Senior charges forward with a shoulder tackle, and pins The Owl Man hard against the side of the ring. Senior Awesomeo steps back and tries for a big boot, but The Owl Man is able to duck out of the way and Awesomeo’s leg gets stuck on the ring apron causing him some groin pain from doing a dangerous version of the splits. The Owl Man quickly sets up a chair behind Awesomeo as he falls backwards and lands on the chair.
Sabrina; Well that was nice of The Owl Man. He offered his opponent a seat!
The Owl Man takes a second chair and cracks Senior Awesomeo in the head with it.
Ramon: But that was not so nice!
The Everyday Heroes pick up Serena as they all look around the arena!
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TRIPLE POWERBOMB THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE!
COVER!
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THE EVERYDAY HEROES ARE GOL TRIOS CHAMPIONS!
The three hug each other in disbelief as they are handed the GOL trios titles as they celebrate in the ring.
S: They've done it! Against all odds they have won the titles!
RR: The first ever!
The camera cuts to The Everyday Heroes in the middle of the ring as they celebrate their win.
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SOARING EAGLE SURVIVAL MATCH
RR: Only a couple of minutes to go!
Sly Cobb currently will be Soaring Eagle champion as it stands. He fights off both Roxi Johnson and Amy-Jo Smyth but Cobb throws her down. Danica Jones and Smyth battle it out as Cobb and Johnson square off with each other.
S: What is going to happen here?!
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SOUTHERN CHARM ON JONES!
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Roxi goes for the counter on Cobb;
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RAY OF HOPE ON COBB!
S: There’s only ten seconds left!
Both go for the cover!
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3!
RR: Wait!
The timer comes to an end with both women scoring a pinfall?
S: Who’s champion?!
The referee sees his mistake but has no choice but to raise both hands. He goes to Terri to confirm who is Soaring Eagle champion.
TC: ladies and gentlemen your winners!
S: WOAH!
TC: AND NEW Soaring Eagle champion! Amy Jo Smyth AND Roxi Johnson!
The ref hands over the belt as the pair each have a grab of it before staring down at each other.
RR: Well this wasn’t part of the plan!
S: What happens here?!
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The cameras cut to GOL owner Carlos Diaz, who is booed mercilessly by the fans in his private box. He sips on champagne while his temporary girlfriend looks on.
Carlos: I did all of this. The fans should be thanking me, not that idiot with the dragon mask.
Diaz’s advisor comes over to talk to him
Carlos: Ah Diego! Enjoying Eternal Lucha?
Diego: Very much!
Carlos: So am I! But where are my thanks for making this possible? No where that’s what!
Diego: It is disgusting isn’t it boss?
Carlos: It is. And that main event? Pfft no worth my time. DC Wiland should have been there but then he’s out injured and what do I have? Idiots in masks and trucks that don’t fit the image we want!
Diego: They’ll be one somewhere!
Diaz starts to think seriously.
Carlos: Well there is one that takes my mind….But you can’t even find the guy, let alone talk to him!
Diego: If it is who I think it is….I may have a way.
Carlos stands up.
Diego: If we act now, we may very well get your man.
Carlos: And the new face of GOL….Show me, now!
Carlos kisses his girlfriends hand before walking out of his sky box.
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Chory Silva is ready backstage.
CS: Ladies and gentlemen with me right now. Senior Awesomeo!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CS: Senior, one hell of a match tonight in the Mexican Asylum match! History made right there and then. But what are your thoughts tonight after GM Chaos Dragon announced that your title shot will happen at chapter cinco and you will face the winner of the main event?
SA: As much as I’m sore right now I am excited! The chance to fight for the belt in one of the most promising feds going around! I know it won’t be easy, but I will bring my best and bring the gold back to the land of awesome!
CS: Do you have any preference on who wins the belt tonight?
SA: As much as Sam really annoys me, no I don’t. Because if Sam wins I get to send him back to twinkie land.
The crowd laugh.
SA: Or I get a very formidable lucha in La Cucaracha. So either way I don’t lose. But I want both of them to know this….I’m ready. As Phil Collins once sung. I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life! Oh lord! And come Chapter Cinco, you will see me as the Rey De Reyes champion! And THAT will be Awesome!
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BDJ: THIS…………IS…………LUCHA……..LIBRE!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The camera cuts to the official introduction video.
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Tonight, immortals are created.
Markers will be set that will last the rest of time.
Warriors of light.
Marauders of darkness.
Collide for the right of having their names embedded in history. This is Lucha’s finest hours. This is Lucha Libres’ greatest stage. Eternity is not offered…..It is earned.
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The Gods of War Ladder Match. 8 men will risk life and limb for the right to capture one of the rarest boxes ever to be grasped….Pandora. The winner gets the right for a world title shot that can happen anywhere for up to one year. Men from all over the world have travelled here for the right to become the God of War. But who will elevate their name amongst Ares as being the first of Pandoras holders?
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The Soaring Eagle Survival Match. The name is exactly what it is designed to do. Soar the up and comers who want to become of the best there is in fed wrestling. The cruiserweights of the world all collide for the right to soar above the division. Who will be the strongest eagle? Who will be the alpha that will survive in time to become the first in history?
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The Mexican Asylum Match. Four teams who are like families to one another. Four teams looking to run the asylum. Tables, ladders, chairs, chains and glass. Teams will bleed. Teams will injure. Teams will be injured. For the right to hold the Belt with the three Jaguar heads. Trios titles are essential part of Lucha Libre culture. Tonight on the grandest stage of them all, one of these bravest trios will become one of the best teams not just in Mexico, but in the entire world.
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The Super Falcon Cup. Named in honour of the late great Hayabusa. Avery Miles III and Mr Rottentreats of NGW and Warped have proudly done themselves fantastic. They have endured sheer torture to advance to the finals for the right to be the first ever holder of the glorious cup. No holds barred. No disqualification, no count outs. There must be a winner. There must be a holder to the Super Falcon Cup. These two experienced fedders have won titles all over the world. One of them tonight will rise!
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The Rey De Reyes. The king of kings title. The most glistening title in all of Lucha Libre. The belt is designed in tribute to the Mayans and their calendar that signified enlightenment. It has been sought after since the start of the year. But tonight one of these competitors will be immortalised with the Rey De Reyes belt wrapped around their waist. La Cucaracha, the fiery Canadian who puts it all on the line and fights with her heart. Sam Washington, the extreme patriot who fights for countrymen and country. The American wants to do it in his own enemies yard, while the self named Wrestlepest wants to become the queen that reigns supreme over Lucha Libre.
Tonight. Kings and Queens are crowned.
Tonight. The Immortals are revealed.
Tonight. We witness Eternal Lucha.
The camera cuts to the official introduction as fireworks glisten the arena. The spear upwards from the bottom to the top of the stage, the ramp and even the Ferris Wheel has fireworks all over the wheel. In elements of Wrestlemania 6, gold fireworks sprints and covers all over the ring, sparkling the infamous first ever Eternal Lucha ring. The camera pans all over the fans that have travelled from all over the world to see this massive and historical moment..
S: Tonight Lucha Libre is out of the Labyrinth and into the Tijuana arena. History is made as the first EVER Eternal Lucha is now finally here! I am your host as always Sabrina proudly here to host for you all over the world LIVE on IPPV. And of course, back after a couple of months out. There could not be an Eternal Lucha commentary team without “El Torro!” Ramon Rodriquez!
RR: Tonight champions are crowned. Tonight people will celebrate, people will cry. It is going to be one of the most historical events in fed history and I am proud that I am back in time to be the colour commentator for all of my amigos!
S: Our first ever champions are crowned tonight. Our first Super Falcon Cup winner and First Pandora Box holder are crowned tonight as well!! So much fucking things to happen that my ovaries cannot contain it!
RR: And it’s going to be fucking epic!!!!!!
Terri Castillo emerges in the middle of the ring as the first ever Eternal Lucha match gets underway.
DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha……IS THE GODS OF WAR LADDER MATCH!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The camera pans to all of the ladders around the ring before focusing on Pandoras Box that is hanging above the ring.
TC: The following rules as follows. No holds barred, No disqualification. The winner is the one Lucha that climbs the ladder and reaches Pandoras Box. The winner will be allowed a GOL world title shot anytime anywhere for up to one year.
[align=center]A-MER-I-CA![/align]
Blackout and pause for five seconds. Then a miserably small firework goes off and the music plays for a second before cutting out, causing the house lights to go up.
[align=center]A-MER-I-CA![/align]
The music starts up again as The Dream stumbles out. The Dream does a Goldberg-style "wild kick" amd falls over as red, white, and blue lights begin to flash.
TC: ... hailing from South London, England... weighing in tonight at sixteen stone...... THE... DREAAMM!!!
Cattle Decapitation's Long-Pig Chef and The Hairless Goat sounds off and a hunched over Sawtooth Grin, barefoot and donning his signature tattered red pajama one piece, emerges from behind the partition. His eyes briefly flutter over the crowd before he turtles back up and edges his way toward the ring.
Sawtooth slithers up the apron and rolls under the bottom rope, shoots to his feet, and throws himself into a corner. The camera moves in nabbing an unusually vacant expression. Eyes fixed dead center of the mat.
TC: From Portland Oregon…..SAWTOOTH GRIN!
Sawtooth looks at the ladders around him.
‘Wherever I may Roam’ by Metallica echos the PA system as the arena goes black. As the song begins to properly play. After the start of the theme tune, Al Thani will emerge on stage wearing a black robe and appearing psyched up. Smoke spurts up from the stage as he raises his arms. He walks down the stage and eyes all the ladders before focusing on Pandoras Box.
TC: From Doha Qatar…MOHAMMED AL THANI!
“The Box” by Snot plays throughout the arena, red and silver lights rolling up and down the ramp. The music pauses, and as Snot’s frontman screams the opening words, Jack Levy steps out from behind the curtain to the stage, an insidious smirk on his face. He waits for the screaming to stop and the music to quiet into the first verse before he begins walking down the ramp. He reaches the ring and springboards from the apron to the middle of the ring as his entrance theme hits its chorus, crouched down like an action hero as the green lights flood him. He puts his head down, as if in respect for the ring he’s in, then stands and throws his arms out as he lunges forward with his chest against the ropes.
TC: From Chicago IL! JACK LEVY!
The lights go out. A few seconds later, Maria comes out with a microphone in hand, bathed in a lone spotlight her beauty deserves. She introduces Julian Tijerrrrrrrina! "Senbonzakura" (violin cover) by Lindsey Stirling plays, the lights go back on, and Julian comes out, bathed in purple and pink spotlight and holding a purple rose, which he smells. He pivots slowly for the benefit of the crowd. Meeting on the ramp, Julian surrenders his rose to Maria and the pair share a slow kiss, a smack on the lips, before Julian gracefully leads Maria to the ring, occasionally high-fiving fans along the way.
Julian helps Maria climb up the apron, holding her hand as she walks up the steel steps, and in turn Maria helps Julian climb into the ring, sitting on the rope to make room for him. Once inside the ring, Julian spins on his toes with both arms stretched to either side and his head towards the ceiling. He stops and slowly, almost dramatically, removes his mask and shows his own grin, a more attractive version of the mask's. In one fluid motion, Julian takes off the poncho, and ends up with both arms once again stretched to either side, one hand holding his mask while the other holding the poncho.
Surrendering the mask and the poncho to Maria, the pair kiss once more before Julian climbs the turnbuckle and again stretches both arms to either side before applauding the fans, randomly waving and pointing at people, blowing kisses at cute girls, and occasionally winking. Finally, he goes back down, helps Maria out of the ring by sitting on the middle rope, stretches with the ropes' help, and waits for his opponent to get in the ring with him.
TC: From Extremadura Spain! JULIAN TIJERINA!
Julian looks at Pandoras Box.
The Mexican music echoes around the PA system as the little Bullet, Bolt emerges wearing a cape and embracing the audience! He sprints down the ramp and rolls into the ring.
TC: Hecho en Mexico! BOLT!
Fire dancers emerge on the stage. They do an impressive dancing with rolling flames, jumping over and underneath them along with breathing fire in and out. The drummer from the metal band hired out helps keep the rhythm going. The dancers shout out loud “FUEGO!” repeatedly before a long wooden pipe, which turns out to be a gas filled flamethrower spits fire out so huge that the crowd can feel the heat!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality!”
The band begin to play Bohemian Rhapsody to the older crowds delight as King Fuego, emerges from the fire from the dancers with a custom made Sword of Fire! He wears a custom made lion mask embedded with a crown to emphasis the king in King Fuego as he lifts his sword of Fire over his head! He unveils his gear in brand new all gold to celebrate the Inaugural Eternal Lucha supershow. He just starts to make his way down the ramp.
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BUT THE OVERGIVER ATTACKS HIM FROM BEHIND AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RAMP AND THROUGH THE TABLE!
S: Overgiver is had enough of waiting and wants this to start!
DING DING DING
The other six men dash out of the ring and grab their own ladders and throw them back into the ring. They all try to get the upper hand but it is Mohammed Al Thani that starts it off by smashing his ladder into The Dream that knocks him down. He soon eyes Tijerina and smacks his ribs with the ladder before swinging it into the Spaniards jaw. He stands his ladder up as Bolt jumps on Mohammeds ladder and climbs several steps.
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BEFORE BACK FLIPPING AND DELIVERING A DDT ON JACK LEVY ONTO THE LADDER!
S: That has to hurt!
Mohammed once again tries to stand his ladder but is met with Sawtooth grin, who places his ladder through his head and begins swinging it around his neck! The swing has such force that it knocks Al Thani to the ground. Bolt then flips from the ropes onto the ladder and tries to knock Sawtooth out with kicks to the head. But Grin swings the ladder around again that drops Bolt to the ring mat and is met with a massive knee shot that sends him out of the ring.
RR: Sawtooth Grin making a good impression!
The Overgiver sprints into the ring and gets a hold of Grin from behind and delivers a massive suplex with the ladder still on his head!
The Overgiver gets a ladder and places it in the middle of the ring as he starts to ascend to the top. He makes good ground and is almost near the top before King Fuego bounces off a trampoline on the ground, jumps over the ropes and lands on the opposite side of the ladder! The trade blows instantly as they try to get the upper hand on each other.
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But Mohammed using his power pushes the ladder and both men fall on top of the ropes! Overgiver falls out of the ring while Fuego is met with a brutal Yakuza kick that sends him out too.
S: Ouch!
The ladder is now places on the ropes as Mohammed tries to regain some composure. Jack Levy is soon back on his feet and bounces off the ropes an attack, Mohammed tries to clothesline him but Levy dodges and bounces off the opposite ropes. Levy goes for a spear, but Al Thani jumps above him.
AND LEVY SPRINTS ON THE LADDER AND CANNONBALLS OFF THE LADDER AND ONTO KING FUEGO AND THE OVERGIVER!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Mohammed goes down on one knee as he looks on;
BUT TIJERINA ROLLS ON TOP OF THE MOHAMMED, SPRINTS OVER THE LADDER AND DELIVERS A CORKSCREW SUMMERSAULT ON TOP OF THE THREE MEN!
RR: Holy fuck!!
Its soon Sawtooth grins turn as he sees the carnage outside and grabs a ladder before jumping to the top rope;
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AND DELIVERS A MOONSAULT WITH A LADDER TO THE FOUR MEN!
Mohammed shakes his head before grabbing the ladder to a chorus of boo’s and begins to stand it upright;
BUT BOLT JUMPS THROUGH THE LADDER AND CRASHES ONTO THE FIVE MEN!
S: Now that is how you do it!
Mohammed soon crashes the ladder on the ground and joins in on the antics. He jumps onto the top rope and delivers a massive splash onto the six men that takes them all out! Soon the camera pans out and it reveals The Dream climbing on top of one of the ladders in the middle of the ramp.
S: Wait what the hell is he doing?
The seven men don’t see him as The Dream takes a massive breath;
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AND HITS A PERFECT SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO HIS OPPONENTS FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! GOL! GOL! GOL!
RR: Welcome to Eternal Lucha baby!!
All 8 men are down for the count as the fans applaud their efforts. They try and pull themselves back up as they try to all take the lead back in this match. The Overgiver walks over back to the ring but King Fuego hits a perfect Tiger Feint Kick that rocks him back. Tijerina and Levy grab a ladder each as they smack Mohammed Al Thani back and forth with vicious ladder shots that bruise the skin immediately. Bolt then goes up on the ring and mat and goes for a hurricanrana, But Mohammed manages to pull him back up and hits a massive powerbomb onto the ring barricade!
S: That’ll sting!
Tijerina and Overgiver begin to trade blows as they blunt each other right back up the ramp. Sawtooth Grin along with Levy throw ladders in the ring and begin assembling them inside. Two ladders are standing up while they assemble another two to bridge them together. King Fuego stands a ladder from the corner and climbs to the very top. He swings the ladder down and flies off it to deliver a massive swinging DDT! The Dream rolls into the ring and jumps onto one of the bridged ladders and delivers a massive kick to the jaw of Levy! King Fuego and The dream trade punches and kicks before The Dream dodges a kick and counters with a face breaker which the force crashes Fuego into the bridged ladder and jerks his back!
RR: The Dream is on his own!
The Dream begins climbing the ladder and gets to near touching distance of Pandoras Box before Mohammed Al Thani rolls in the ring and grabs one of his feet. The Dream initially does well and kicks him away before Al Thani drags him down and smacks his face onto one of the ladder steps before hitting a massive lariat!
S: Mohammed is back in this!
Meanwhile The Overgiver and Julian battle at the back before The Overgiver throws him against the barricade. He smacks him with a high knee that bloodies Tijerina’s nose. He drags the Spaniard up the ramp as he tries to deliver a big powerbomb, but it is countered with a hurricarana! Tijerina runs up and gets a couple of steps against the stage and hits a big dropkick that rolls The Overgiver back several times. He sees The Overgiver back n his feet groggily but he soon dodges a massive kick to the chin and jumps onto one of the Ferris Wheel carts to the fans excitement.
RR: What the fuck!
With the Ferris Wheel still moving slowly, Julian soon joins him and jumps onto one of the carts too. He uses his core strength to climb up the steel pylons to get closer to the Overgiver. Meanwhile in the ring, Mohammed is setting up two ladders to bridge on opposite sides of the ring mat to the barricade. He nods in satisfaction and rolls back into the ring. Jack Levy hits a massive spear that takes him out. The Dream goes for it and hits a massive splash from the top rope, but Levy counters it with another massive spear! Sawtooth Grin bounces off the ropes for an attack but he too is met with a spear! The crowd take it all with awe as Levy climbs up the ladder closest to Pandoras box. He gets near the top before Bolt runs through the ropes and jolts up the ladder at lighting pace before jumping over with a lunging leg drop that lands both men in one of the bridged ladders. Sawtooth Grin climbs up the other ladder and soon gets high enough to go on the same bridged ladder and starts to place his feet on it. Bolt kicks the living life out of Levy that stuns him. He goes to the top of the ladder.
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450 FRONT FLIP!
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BUT SAWTOOTH GRIN HITS HIM WITH THE THUMBSUCKER MID AIR!
S: WOW!
Bolt rolls off the ladder and crashes to the ring mat while Grin and Levy trade blows. Jack Levy locks him in and goes for the Shining Wrigley Triangle submission hold, but Sawtooth ducks his head in time before the constriction and counters with a rear naked choke on top of the ladder! Levy is struggling to escape with limited space!
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BUT KING FUEGO HITS A HUGE FROG SPLASH THAT CRUSHES THE PAIR OF THEM!
RR: What a move by the King!!
Sawtooth Grin falls off the ladder as King soon sees Mohammed on the other side and with all of his energy sprints across the ladder.
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INFERNIUM FROM THE LADDER!
S: WHAT THE FUCK! HOW DID HE DO THAT?!
630 ALLEVIATOR SPLASH BY LEVY ON BOLT!
RR: WHAT A MATCH TO START OFF ETERNAL LUCHA!
The fans applaud as all 6 men are down. While over at the Ferris Wheel, Tijerina has managed to catch up and climb up to the same Ferris cart as The Overgiver. The Overgiver tries to stamp at his feet, but Julian dodges out of the way. The pair trade blows as the Ferris Wheel continues to move around. The Overgiver gets the upper hand before Tijerina fights back with kicks and punches of his own. He goes for an standing reverse Hurricanrana, but The Overgiver counters by reversing it with a massive powerbomb! He makes a cut throat sign before looking down at the ground.
S: Oh fuck no surely not?!
RR: Is he going to through him off?!
Overgiver lifts him up over his shoulders before having a malicious grin his face.
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BUT TIJERINA COUNTERS WITH A REVERSE DDT!
The Overgiver is stunned and unbalanced on his feet with his arms swinging out!
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AND TIJERINA HITS A SUPERKICK TO THE CHIN!!
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AND THE OVERGIVER FALLS OFF THE FERRIS CART THROUGH TABLES AND THE STAGE GROUND!
RR: HOLY FUCK!!!!!
S: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Julian sees his chance before roaring out loud;
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AND SENTON BOMBS FROM THE TOP OF THE FERRIS CART ON TOP OF THE OVERGIVER!
GOL! GOL! GOL! GOL!
Both men are out cold as paramedics tend to both men.
RR: They’re dead! They’re fucking dead!
Some fans then point back to the ring as The Dream is at the very top of the ladder and has a slight grasp of Pandoras Box! He almost has it but is struggling to unclip it! The fans look on as The Overgiver is taken away on a stretcher and Tijerina is seen to. He almost has the clip unclipped to the fans on their feet.
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But Mohammed grabs the bottom of the ladder!
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AND TIPS IT OVER WHICH MAKES THE DREAM FLIP OVER THE LADDER AND CRASH THROUGH THE BRIDGED LADDER!!
S: For the love of Mexican God!!!!!!!
RR: There will be no one left at this rate!
Bolt tries to grab a ladder but Sawtooth Grin grabs him from behind and delivers a massive back armed suplex against the ladder on the corner! Grin places one of the crashed ladders in between two chairs as he makes a motion that he is going for Pandoras Box. He places the ladder right underneath the prestigious box is before climbing up. He makes it to the very top as he goes for pandoras box and goes to grab it. Sawtooth grabs a hold of Pandoras Box and goes to unclip it.
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BUT JACK LEVY SMASHES GRINS HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR! THE CHAIR CRACKS IN THE MIDDLE AND SAWTOOTH FALLS TO THE GROUND!
S: Oh man that hurt to watch!
This time it is Levy that will go for Pandoras box as he goes to grab it for the chance of a world title shot. Mohammed soon jolts up to the ladder to stop him and it is not long the pair trade blows before Levy grabs Mohammeds neck from behind and begins to crank it over the top of the ladder. Mohammed struggles as Levy roars at him. Mohammed’s face turns from anguish to anger as he manages to grab a hold of Jack’s arms. He uses his sheer power and begins lifting Jack over the ladder and soon over his shoulders.
S: Oh no don’t do this!
RR: No Mohammed no!
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WRATH OF SHARIA FROM THE TOP LADDER AND LEVY CRASHES THROUGH THE LADDER BRIDGED WITH THE CHAIRS!
Both men are out cold as the fans applaud.
RR: It looks like The Overgiver, The Dream and Jack Levy are done for!
King Fuego and Bolt now climb up the ladder as they trade kicks to the head and punches. Both are determined to get Pandoras Box. Bolt gets the upper and jumps and locks in a triangle choke on Fuego. The king struggles to not panic as Bolt closes in on the airwaves. King Fuego moves his legs and manages to use enough power to sit on top of the ladder. He shakes his hand vigorously before taking a massive breath and lifting Bolt up.
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AND HITS A SITOUT SPINEBUSTER FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER THROUGH THE OTHER BRIDGED LADDER!
S: Both men are out cold!
Mohammed Al Thani and Sawtooth Grin barely get to their feet as they see the carnage around them. The fans suddenly cheer as Julian Tijerina crawls his way into the ring!
RR: How the fuck is he still alive after that?!
S: Massive heart on show here from the Spaniard!
Julian struggles in pain as he needs the ring ropes to get back on his feet. Tijerina makes his move but is met with a massive boot to the face by Mohammed. That gives enough time for Sawtooth Grin to climb up the ladder and get the early advantage. Mohammed goes the other side and climbs up as they trade hammer blows with each other, even headbutting one another.
S: It is between these two!
RR: What a match this has been!
Sawtooth initially gets the upper hand before Mohammed gets back in it with a European uppercut! The crowd cheers as Julian Tijerina jumps off the top rope and gets to the bracket of the ladder and he joins in as it is now three men trading blows for the right to Pandoras Box!
RR: Who is going to get it?!
All three men bash each others heads in as they try to get each other off the ladder. The final massive clash of heads stun them all as Tijerina almost falls off the ladder bracket. Julian sees his sights on Sawtooth as he roars out loud!
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KICK TO THE HEAD OF GRIN!
NO! SAWTOOTH DODGES IT AND TIJERINAS KICK HITS MOHAMMED INSTEAD! AL THANI FALLS OFF THE LADDER!
Sawtooth gets a hold of Julian.
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THUMBSUCKER ON TOP OF THE LADDER! TIJERINA FALLS OFF!
S: Sawtooth is on his own!!! Sawtooth is on his own!!!!
Sawtooth Grin recomposes himself. He places himself on top of the ladder. He gets a grip of Pandoras Box.
RR: Can he do it?!
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SAWTOOTH GRIN UNHOOKS PANDORAS BOX!!!
S: SAWTOOTH GRIN IS THE GOD OF WAR!!
Grin roars out loud as he raises Pandoras Box above his head as his theme by Cattle Decapitation plays on the PA system.
TC: Here is you winner and the God of War!!!!!!!!! SAWTOOTH GRIN!
RR: Sawtooth Grin. Anytime, anywhere for up to one year can get a title shot! What a debut!
The camera pans in on Grin coming off the ladder hugging Pandoras box as the medics tend to the other seven competitors!
S: He has the whole world in his hands!
The final shot is Grin lifting Pandoras Box on top of the stage in celebration.
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The scene opens up in what looks like a lavish estate in the Hamptons, New York where we see a bunch of workers working on the lawn making sure it is perfectly trimmed, as others trim the hedges on either side of the football field sized lawn. It is a very warm hot sunny day the cameras soon the cameras take another pan all the way this time to where the massive pool and jacuzzI are located. Sitting right next to them in her very own personal lawn chair being fanned with a giant leaf by one of her staff members is none other than Angel Kash the newest signing of GOL as she held a glass of champagne in her hand taking a small sip before placing it back on the tray of her waiter who was waiting there for her. She is clad in a black bikini that leaves very little of her body to the imagination. Covering her bright blue eyes are a pair of black Hollywood sunglasses. She soon noticed the camera as she said with a warm smile on her face.
Angel Kash: So you have arrived...
Soon the smile drains and her trademark resting bitch face takes over as she says in a snobby tone.
Angel Kash: Over an hour late let me tell you something in America lateness is highly frowned upon just saying. Now if you worked for me you would be fired but you know something to make yourselves useful you are going to tape a message and send it back down to Mexico to all of those peasants are yes all of you should know who I am I am only the biggest star to ever come to Mexico. But since your probably all slow like very slow my name is Angel Kash yes the Angel Kash the one and only trillion dollar princess and your high society American Queen of GOL I mean how fitting right? But GOL there is something I want and when Angel Kash wants something she gets it.
Angel smirked as she took her champagne and finished it before this time slamming it the chest of her waiter kind of hard. Clearly, showing her power because he just stands there and takes it without saying a single word of defiance.
Angel Kash: Another glass of champagne and make sure you keep your nasty fingers off my glass this time. I don't want your nasty peasant germs on the part of the glass I have to hold now go, you know how thrilled I get when you just stand there like a moron.
The man leaves without saying a word quickly as the haughty blonde lets out a chuckled amused by her actions. As she returned her gaze back to the camera as she snapped her fingers loudly as the man behind her returns to fanning her.
Angel Kash: Now what I want is that title that soaring Eagle title why? Would I want that title? Well, its simple because what better title to take to send a message to everyone right off the bat then that one. You see I have held titles all over the world anywhere I have been people have all fallen at my feet, and this will be no different. See the Eagle is a regal bird well who is more regal than Angel Kash? Now whichever one of you peasants wins whether its Amy Jo Smyth who finds it amusing to correct grammar over twitter like it even matters? Well, the only thing that needs correcting is the social order it is simple people like me are on the top of the social order but don't worry there are others even lower than you on it.
Angel rolled her eyes smugly smirking as she got her champagne from her waiter who just stands there as she takes it, inspecting the glass before taking a small sip.
Angel Kash: Ursula? Like really that is what your mother name you? Wow, she knew you would turn up to be an ugly child, and an ugly adult and she were right to give you that name. Or maybe it will be fake superhero Roxi Johnson honey you might have beaten me once but the world is no place for superheroes, and if you win that belt then you will find that out, Serna? Ugh boring! Sly Cobb? Lame! Then there is my baby cousin Danica Jones.
Angel had an almost sad look on her face, as she talked about her own family.
Angel Kash: Danica, I am happy for you to have finally become your own woman instead of being under your mother's thumb, like really about it. Jones women should always get what they want, but let us be clear on something I am going to have that title since that is the natural order of things around here. So good luck I mean not that you need it I know you can beat the likes of who I just mentioned but there are still things for you to learn before you become a threat to me because I am priceless by brith bitch by choice.
Angel blows a mocking kiss to the camera before giggling in a haughty tone as the scene fades to black.
............Angel had an almost sad look on her face, as she talked about her own family.
Angel Kash: Danica, I am happy for you to have finally become your own woman instead of being under your mother's thumb, like really about it. Jones women should always get what they want, but let us be clear on something I am going to have that title since that is the natural order of things around here. So good luck I mean not that you need it I know you can beat the likes of who I just mentioned but there are still things for you to learn before you become a threat to me because I am priceless by brith bitch by choice.
Angel blows a mocking kiss to the camera before giggling in a haughty tone as the scene fades to black.
The fans roar immediately as Chaos Dragon is backstage in the production truck, making sure everything is going smooth for Eternal Lucha.
DRAGON! DRAGON! DRAGON!
He notices the camera and jokingly shoves a staff member out of the way to get attention.
CD: Oh you’re all here?
YES! YES! YES! YES!
CD: Well near 6 months of preparation have come down tonight. So all I can say is….Are you enjoying the show?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CD: Awesome! Now this is our first ever supershow, but lets be sure that its because you crazy fuckers made this possible. It’s because of you lot that visit and support GOL every day and push us that we are still here. Being a part of the fed community means a lot to us and helping where we can means a lot to us too. So for all of you that did their part for tonight to be a reality, thank you!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CD: Now we have some big news for you all! I’ve just approved a tape you lot will see that will showcase our next big event! And we also have chapter cinco to look forward to! We have a pretty interesting imagination here over at GOL so you all have future insanely wickedly awesome matches to look forward to as well? But tonight is not about me, it’s about the talent!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CD: So give them what they all deserve. Some spotlight time! Now let’s get fucking drunk!!
Dragon starts a beer drinking party with staff members. Some of the Gods of War competitors join in as a naked man swings from a cable over the top of them. Heavy music and barrels of beer emerge as they start the shows party early!
The camera cuts back to both Sabrina and Ramon laughing.
S: He will never change won’t he?
RR: Hell no!
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Announcer: The following contest is a Mexican Asylum Match!
The ring is adorned with the usual; tables, ladders, chairs…. Chains, and panes of glass.
Sabrina: This is going to be a crazy match!
Ramon: Indeed it is! The powers that be felt like the standard tables, ladders, and chairs were not enough. Chains and glass had to be added in.
Sabrina: Why not?
Announcer: The first trio to the ring… the team of Rockstar, Elias T. Azul, and Moxie Roxie….The Glitterati!
"Rockstar" begins playing and the fans boo long before Rockstar even appears on the stage. It is uncertain whether they are booing Rockstar, Nickelback or some ungodly combination of the two. Rockstar, Elias, and Moxie stroll down the ramp talking things over as they all seem pretty confident. They all head inside of the ring looking over the various facets to the match at hand.
Announcer: The next trio… the team of Black Onyx, Ravenous, and Serena… House of Serena!
The camera cuts to a glimpse of a rose in a flower vase highlighted by a dramatic accent light. This compliments to one of Mozart's opera pieces, "Queen of the Night Aria". Suddenly a flower tilts then its bud falls off as the camera moves and focuses on Madeline standing on the entrance and holding the one's baby bows down carefully to the audience.
The opera music shifts revealing to be "GOD DIVA" by ALI PROJECT. Serena shows up with her self-mutilating marks throughout her face and (presumably) her arms. She wears her trademark black Victorian coat and holds the knife-shaped mirror emitting red light. Serena looks into mirror fixing herself and slides it across her neck with her eyes widens. She is flanked by Black Onyx and Ravenous.
Serena walks along the ramp and tilts her head as Madeline follows. As they are close to the ring, the Matriarch kisses the baby where Madeline's holding before she enters the ring. She removes her trademark Victorian coat and the light goes normal.
Announcer: The third trio of the match… the team of … Senior Awesomeo, Papa Nurvy, and Zoe Chaos…. The Triad!
The arena erupts with cheers as Voodoo Child by Stevie Ray Vaughn begins to play throughout the arena. Senior Awesomeo makes his way out with a cocky smile on his face as billions of flashes from cameras from the fans cover him. With that cocky smile on his face Awesomeo motions with his hands for the fans to cheer even louder. Quickly following Awesomeo is his escort Alyssa Devine who holds the prized Awesome Title. Taking Awesomeo by the arm Alyssa escorts himdown to the ring. They are joined by Papa Nurvy and Zoe Chaos as they all head towards the ring.
Announcer: And the final trio of the match… the team of… The Vanilla Midget! The Owl Man! And Sailor Cherry!..... The Everyday Heroes!
The three of them head down towards the ring. They slap the hands of the fans as the walk down the ramp. Sliding head first into the ring, it is quite crowded as they all prepare to fight.
Ramon: What a collection of craziness!
Sabrina: This is going to be madness.
All twelve people stand inside of the ring as the ref on the outside of the ring calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
The match begins as we see Rockstar and Ravenous begin to trade strikes inside of the ring. The ring begins to clear a bit as Elias and Roxie head outside and begin to setup a table to their liking. On the other side of the ring, we see The Owl Man and Senior Awesomeo try and gain control over a little lockup. Black Onyx and Serena head towards Nurvy and Chaos as they each have chairs in their hands. A double dropkick by Nurvy and Chaos, and the chairs fall to the mat along with Onyx and Serena. The Vanilla Midget and Sailor Cherry head out of the ring as well and round the corner towards Elias and Roxie. Using the steel stairs, The Vanilla Midget is able to use it as a launch pad of sorts as Elias grabs a glass pane quickly and lifts it up causing Vanilla to crash hard through it.
Sabrina: Isn’t that like…. Seven years bad luck?
Just as this happens, Sailor Cherry does the same off of the steel stairs but catches Elias and Roxie off guard and hits a dropkick to the both of them sending Elias and Roxie into the barricade much to the delight of the fans. As we head back inside of the ring, Rockstar has a table leans up against the corner as he battles Ravenous. Grabbing him for a suplex, Rockstar manages to release and sends Ravenous back first into the wooden table as it cracks in half and Ravenous lands awkwardly on the back of his head. Nurvy and Chaos charge forward with a double clothesline to take Rockstar down, and it adds some extra pain as they decided to wrap their arms in chains.
Ramon: T-L-C-C-G I guess?
Sabrina: Mexican Asylum sounds so much better!
The Owl Man and Senior Awesomeo trade strikes to each other. Awesomeo tries to shoot Owl into the ropes, but the Owl Man reverses it. Senior hits the ropes and rebounds only for The Owl Man to pull down the top rope and sends Awesomeo over the top rope. He manages to hang on and stands on the ring apron. Quickly, The Owl Man grabs a steel chair and cracks Senior Awesomeo over the head, sending him falling backwards and through a table!
Meanwhile, Elias and Roxie are slow to get up as Vanilla Midget is helped up by Sailor Cherry. The four of them battle, trading shots back and forth. As they continue to battle, Onyx and Serena managed to roll out of the ring, one to each side. They flank from either side and each grab a steel chair. As they make their way near the entrance ramp, they first crack Elias and Midget over the back. They then pull back and crack Moxie and Sailor as well, dropping them to the ground. Onyx and Serena talk it over, and devise a plan. She decide to place two tables next to each other, and they load Elias and Vanilla Midget on one. They grab and lift Sailor Cherry and Moxie Roxie onto the other. Onyx and Serena both climb a ladder, one on each side. Looking down, they both jump off hitting a tandem leg drop driving all four competitors through the two tables.
The crowd chants G-O-L… G-O-L… G-O-L… G-O-L… G-O-L… G-O-L… G-O-L… G-O-L…
Ravenous and Rockstar are slow to get up inside of the ring. Nurvy and Chaos grab them both by their heads and lift them up. Ravenous holds his neck in pain slightly, as Rockstar has some red marks across his forehead from the chain. Going for a tandem suplex, Rockstar is able to block it but Nurvy is able to drop Ravenous onto his back to the mat. Rockstar manages to hit a suplex of his own to Chaos as he bounces back up to his feet. An oncoming Papa Nurvy looking for another clothesline, Rockstar is able to duck it as Nurvy charges towards a corner. Putting his hands up and using the top ropes, he stops his momentum. As Nurvy turns around, Rockstar managed to grab one of the heavy chains and throws it at Nurvy allowing it to wrap around his neck. A quick dropkick and Nurvy’s back hits the corner hard as he falls down to the mat. Rockstars grabs a steel chair and wedges it in the corner in front of Nurvy.
Ramon: That is going to hurt… BADLY!
Sabrina: Of course it is! I cannot wait!
Rockstar heads for the opposite corner to get a running start, and as he hits the mid-point of the ring we see Zoe Chaos help Nurvy by taking out Rockstar at the knees with a steel chair. He falls face first onto the mat hard as Zoe helped to pull out the chair and unwrap the chain from Nurvy’s throat.
The Owl Man headed to the outside of the ring to head after Senior Awesomeo, who was sent through a table. Owl Man grabs Senior by the head and lifts him to his feet, but a series of strikes to the stomach, and Owl Man is sent a few steps backwards. Senior charges forward with a shoulder tackle, and pins The Owl Man hard against the side of the ring. Senior Awesomeo steps back and tries for a big boot, but The Owl Man is able to duck out of the way and Awesomeo’s leg gets stuck on the ring apron causing him some groin pain from doing a dangerous version of the splits. The Owl Man quickly sets up a chair behind Awesomeo as he falls backwards and lands on the chair.
Sabrina; Well that was nice of The Owl Man. He offered his opponent a seat!
The Owl Man takes a second chair and cracks Senior Awesomeo in the head with it.
Ramon: But that was not so nice!
The Everyday Heroes pick up Serena as they all look around the arena!
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TRIPLE POWERBOMB THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE!
COVER!
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THE EVERYDAY HEROES ARE GOL TRIOS CHAMPIONS!
The three hug each other in disbelief as they are handed the GOL trios titles as they celebrate in the ring.
S: They've done it! Against all odds they have won the titles!
RR: The first ever!
The camera cuts to The Everyday Heroes in the middle of the ring as they celebrate their win.
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SOARING EAGLE SURVIVAL MATCH
RR: Only a couple of minutes to go!
Sly Cobb currently will be Soaring Eagle champion as it stands. He fights off both Roxi Johnson and Amy-Jo Smyth but Cobb throws her down. Danica Jones and Smyth battle it out as Cobb and Johnson square off with each other.
S: What is going to happen here?!
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SOUTHERN CHARM ON JONES!
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Roxi goes for the counter on Cobb;
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RAY OF HOPE ON COBB!
S: There’s only ten seconds left!
Both go for the cover!
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RR: Wait!
The timer comes to an end with both women scoring a pinfall?
S: Who’s champion?!
The referee sees his mistake but has no choice but to raise both hands. He goes to Terri to confirm who is Soaring Eagle champion.
TC: ladies and gentlemen your winners!
S: WOAH!
TC: AND NEW Soaring Eagle champion! Amy Jo Smyth AND Roxi Johnson!
The ref hands over the belt as the pair each have a grab of it before staring down at each other.
RR: Well this wasn’t part of the plan!
S: What happens here?!
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The cameras cut to GOL owner Carlos Diaz, who is booed mercilessly by the fans in his private box. He sips on champagne while his temporary girlfriend looks on.
Carlos: I did all of this. The fans should be thanking me, not that idiot with the dragon mask.
Diaz’s advisor comes over to talk to him
Carlos: Ah Diego! Enjoying Eternal Lucha?
Diego: Very much!
Carlos: So am I! But where are my thanks for making this possible? No where that’s what!
Diego: It is disgusting isn’t it boss?
Carlos: It is. And that main event? Pfft no worth my time. DC Wiland should have been there but then he’s out injured and what do I have? Idiots in masks and trucks that don’t fit the image we want!
Diego: They’ll be one somewhere!
Diaz starts to think seriously.
Carlos: Well there is one that takes my mind….But you can’t even find the guy, let alone talk to him!
Diego: If it is who I think it is….I may have a way.
Carlos stands up.
Diego: If we act now, we may very well get your man.
Carlos: And the new face of GOL….Show me, now!
Carlos kisses his girlfriends hand before walking out of his sky box.
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S: Ladies and gentlemen the time has come. The time to crown our first ever Super Falcon cup winner!
RR: The high flyer and the clown go toe to toe at last! Both fantastic wrestlers as we’ve seen here in GOL. But there can only be one Super Falcon Cup winner!
The super falcon cup glisten with the spotlights shining on it as this match is about to get underway.
DING DING DING
"Dark Horses" by Switchfoot begins to play as Avery Miles makes his way out to the arena. The word "MILES" shimmers on the screen behind him and he pulls back his hoody and smiles to the crowd. His gear is matching the Mexican colours from their flag. He is joined by his fiancee, Alycia Morgan. He offers a kiss to her cheek as he runs down the ramp slapping hands of the fans and climbs up the corner of the turnbuckle. She walks down the ramp and remains on the outside. He holds his arms out to the sides as the crowd cheers. Avery makes his way to the top turnbuckle and flips into the ring, landing on his feet. He warms up as he waits for Mr Rottentreats
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The stage turns to one of an insane asylum as clown music echoes around the arena. Insane asylum inmates wearing clown face paint dance around, making giggle noises and laughing hard. The laughing gets hard and harder before their smiley clown faces turn to one of evil as the lighting turns to dark green and noises of lightning can be heard. They all surrender the entrance as they await for their hero
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“In Yo Face” By Insane Clown Posse blasts over the PA! Mr. Rottentreats bursts through the curtain riding a custom comically over-sized tricycle. The Pagliacci of Professional Wrestling honks the horn multiple times as he hauls ass down the aisle way. He ghost rides the tricycle upon reaching ringside and launches himself to the ring apron with help from the ringside mats. He nods as he fellow inmates before residing to the corner.
DING DING DING
TC: The following Lucha is the Super Falcon Cup Final!!! And it is scheduled for one fall.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TC: To my left. Representing Warped. From The Carnival Grounds….MR ROTTENTREATS!
The crowd give a mixed response.
TC: And to my right. Representing NGW. From Indio CA…..AVERY MILES III
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
S: So excited for this match.
RR: And here we go!
The pair eye each other as they look to get the initial upper hand as they start off with a clench. The pair are evenly matched at first before Rottentreats throws him to the corner! The wicked clown makes a sadistic smile before laughing hard as Miles shakes off his wrists. They go for another clench again but this time Avery rolls underneath and counters with a massive back cracker! He tries to carry on by smoothing into a Fujiwara armbar but Rottentreats rolls out of the ring.
S: Anything you could do. I could do better!
Miles wastes no time as he immediately goes for the baseball slide, but Rottentreats lifts the ring apron up and blocks Miles legs inside it! He carries on the counter with a massive superkick to the head. He then gets a hold of Avery and hits a huge overhead belly to belly on the concrete floor!
RR: That will leave bruising!
Rottentreats rolls Miles back in the ring and carries on the assault with vicious knees to the ribs! He then gets a hold of him to deliver a perfect pump handle gut buster! Cover;
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Kick out by Miles.
S: Great start by Mr Rottentreats.
He lifts Miles up as he signals for the double knees to the back and goes for the attack! But Miles counters by standing on his feet and delivering a double stomp! Avery looks back at his fallen opponent before hitting a perfect standing moonsault and smoothly converts it into a Kimura lock! Rottentreats struggles at first but does very well not to panic as he takes normal breaths before taking his clown handkerchief out and raking the eyes of Miles! Forcing AM3 to let go!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The clown gets a hold of Miles and hits a perfect firemans carry neckbreaker! He then sprints and bounces off the rope to deliver a vicious forearm smash to the back of the head of Miles! Cover;
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Kick out by Miles.
Miles tries to get back up but the clown has him in a dragon sleeper lock but it is not fully locked in. The pair wrestle as Miles is desperate not to get locked in a Dragon Sleeper.
BUT MILES HITS A STANDING SITOUT SHIRANUI ON ROTTENTREATS!
Avery wastes no time as he goes to the ropes!
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SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH!
Cover!
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Kick out by Rottentreats!
RR: Miles is back in this thing!
Avery places Rottentreats where he wants him as he goes to the top rope. He looks down before making a big breath!
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INVERTED 450 SPLASH!
NO! ROTTENTREATS DODGES OUT OF THE WAY!
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AND GOES FOR THE YAKUZA KICK!
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BUT MILES GOES THROUGH THE ROPES AND COUNTERS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!
He goes to the top rope!
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CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!
Cover;
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Kick out by Rottentreats!
S: Avery almost had him!
Avery looks at the ref who confirms the two count. He brushes his hand through his hair as he thinks about what to do next. He gets a hold of Mr Rottentreats and throws him against the ropes. Rottentreats manages to dodge any attacks by crisscrossing the ring three times.
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I’M THE FOOT BITCH!
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FOLLOWED BY THE ROTTEN RANA!
Rottentreats gets momentum on his side again as he pursues AM3. He does the classic Garvin Stomp to the hands and feet of Miles to further weaken the high flyer. He rams Miles into against the turnbuckle before going over to the opposite side and making a fist motion. He runs for the running forearm smash!
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But Miles dodges it and counters with another spinning heel kick! He lifts Rottentreats up to the top rope as he looks for another aerial assault.
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AND HITS A MASSIVE STANDING MOONSAULT SIDE SLAM FROM THE TOP ROPE!
RR: WOW!
Cover!
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Kick out by Rottentreats!
Miles sees Rottentreats and goes for the Springboard stunner but the clown from hell rolls out of the way and hits a vicious elbow lariat! He gets a fish hook and slams Miles head for the quick cover!
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Kick out by Miles.
Mr Rottentreats hits another quick overhead belly to belly suplex before looking at the top ropes. He goes over to the ropes and climbs up.
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OUTSIDE IN SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT DDT!
Cover!
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JUST kicked out by Miles!
S: Rottentreats was so close to being the winner!
Mr Rottentreats has had enough and signals for the Got Your Nose!! He waits as the crowd plead with Miles to get back on his feet. He gets his nose with the classic fish hook!
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GOT YOUR NOSE!!
NO! MILES JUMPS OVER HIM!
AND HITS A MASSIVE SUPLEX INTO A DOUBLE KNEE BACK BREAKER!
RR: Holy Fuck!!!!
Miles makes sure he’s out by hitting a standing corkscrew star press! Cover made!
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NO! Rottentreats kicks out!
S: So close!
Avery looks at the top rope as he nods before looking at the fallen Mr Rottentreats. He goes to the top rope and gets himself in perfect position.
RR: Here we go! eXpress time!
He looks around the crowd as they cheer him on.
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THE EXPRESS SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
BUT MR ROTTENTREATS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND COUNTERS WITH GOT YOUR NOSE!
S: Oh my fucking god!
RR: How the fuck did he do that?!
Cover!
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NO! MILES BARELY KICKS OUT!
Rottentreats mouth is wide open in disbelief as Miles kicks out of Got your nose! He starts to get visibly angry. He starts beating down on Miles before smashing his head in with a huge knee! He gets him in position and goes for Human Twisting Balloon I. But Miles soon gets his legs where he wants them and tries to counter with the figure four leglock! Rottentreats is on the ground but manages to push Miles off.
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BUT MILES BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES FOR THE MILESBOMB!
S: From out of nowhere!
Miles looks around as he roars for th3 eXpress. Rottentreats fights him off!
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GOT YOUR NOSE!
NO! MILES COUNTERS WITH THE WEST COAST BREAKDOWN!!!!
Avery goes to the top rope!
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THE EXPRESS!
COVER!
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AVERY MILES III WINS THE SUPER FALCON CUP!
The referee raises his hand in victory as NGW owner sprints in the ring and hugs his talent1
S: Miles has done it!
RR: What a fucking final!
Chaos Dragon comes in and is helped with the Super Falcon Cup. Miles music cuts off as the official announcement is made.
CD: Ladies and gentlemen. 12 feds, 12 competitors, now down to one! Your Super Falcon Cup champion! Representing NGW! AVERY MILES III!
Dragon hands over the Super Falcon Cup to Miles, who lifts it up with pride.
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BUT MR ROTTENTREATS ATTACKS HIM FROM BEHIND AND DELIVERS GOT YOUR NOSE!!
S: What the hell!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dragon rolls out of the ring but Mr Rottentreats gets a hold of NGW owner.
RR: Hey wait! You can’t do that!!!!
Even Warpeds owner pleads with the clown. Who laughs hysterically.
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GOT YOUR NOSE!!! ON NGW OWNER!
S: Oh fuck!
Mr Rottentreats grabs the super falcon cup trophy and smashes it to pieces on the outside.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He grabs a hold of Miles by the hair and murmurs;
“This isn’t over. This is just the beginning!”
He headbutts Miles unconscious before making his exit to a chorus of boos.
RR: That is just fucking wrong. All because he lost! Sore fucking loser!
Medics tend to Miles III and NGW owner as the Dragon asks for a quick commercial break!
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Chory Silva is ready backstage.
CS: Ladies and gentlemen with me right now. Senior Awesomeo!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CS: Senior, one hell of a match tonight in the Mexican Asylum match! History made right there and then. But what are your thoughts tonight after GM Chaos Dragon announced that your title shot will happen at chapter cinco and you will face the winner of the main event?
SA: As much as I’m sore right now I am excited! The chance to fight for the belt in one of the most promising feds going around! I know it won’t be easy, but I will bring my best and bring the gold back to the land of awesome!
CS: Do you have any preference on who wins the belt tonight?
SA: As much as Sam really annoys me, no I don’t. Because if Sam wins I get to send him back to twinkie land.
The crowd laugh.
SA: Or I get a very formidable lucha in La Cucaracha. So either way I don’t lose. But I want both of them to know this….I’m ready. As Phil Collins once sung. I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life! Oh lord! And come Chapter Cinco, you will see me as the Rey De Reyes champion! And THAT will be Awesome!
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FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
FEDDING GETS TO WITNESS ONE OF THE MOST COMPETITIVE EVENTS IN ITS HISTORY
WE’VE HAD 32 PERSON TOURAMENTS
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WE’VE HAD TAG TOURAMENTS
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WE’VE HAD TRIOS TOURNAMENTS.
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BUT WHO HAS EVER REPRESENTED THEIR COUNTRY?
SEPTEMBER GUEREROS OF LUCHA ARE PROUD TO LAUNCH THE FIRST EVER LUCHA WORLD CUP! FEDDERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD WILL BE ALLOWED TO STEP INTO A GOL RING AND REPRESENT THEIR COUNTRIES FOR THE RIGHT TO BE THE BEST WRESTLING NATION PERIOD!
THE LUCHA WORLD CUP. A 2 NIGHT EVENT WITH THE MOST INSANE MATCHES YOU WILL EVER SEE!
SIGN UPS ARE OPEN RIGHT NOW!
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S: That is right amigos, the Lucha World Cup is coming in September and sign ups are open right now! You can now have the chance to represent your country and become the best wrestling nation period!
RR: And with it being no match being an ordinary match, this is going to fucking epic!
S: But now it is time for our main event! We will finally crown our first ever Rey De Reyes champion!
American soldiers come in and surround the ramp, making the way for the American War Machine to come in. Massive amounts of red white and blue balloons, confetti and bank notes with Sam’s face on it. The American flag is draped over the stage. A large engine can be heard revving hard and even omitting smoke from behind the stage. Suddenly the soldiers on the ramp can be seen erecting a border wall around the ramp and the ring to the crowds disgust.
(All Soldiers) FOR THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!
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AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
“Born in the USA” is roared up max as The American War Machine emerges on stage driving a custom made land rover in American colours with the roof off it. A dummy with the Mexican flag draped around it is hanging from the catwalk. Sam gets a flamethrower and begins torching the dummy which sparks a huge reaction from the home crowd. He then leaves the car and salutes the soldiers before walking down the ramp.
S: That is one way to make an entrance I guess?
RR: The scumbag is going to lose tonight!
Washington eyes up Rodriquez and laughs before rolling into the ring to a chorus of boo’s. He soaks it all in as he prepares to wait for his opponent.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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"Combat Baby" kicks up around thirty seconds in, so as better to get to the part of the song that rocks as entrance music. La Cucaracha emerges attached to a wire and appears like she is flying in the air! With wings attached to her back, the wrestlepest opens her arms outstretched in an attempt to pump up the fans. Some oblige, as she makes her way down the aisle, recognising the fans with holding a joint Canada and Mexico flag! She is carefully lowered to the ground where a staff member unclips her.
RR: Now THAT is how you make an entrance!
At ringside she slides under the bottom rope, jumping to her feet and charging to the nearest corner. Climbing the second turnbuckle, she appeals to the audience again, hopping down a second later to await the start of her match.
DING DING DING
TC: The following lucha, is your main event of the evening and it is for the GOL Rey De Reyes championship!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TC: Introducing first….From San Antonio Texas!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TC: Weighing in at 325 pounds. The American War Machine! SAM WASHINGTON!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TC: And his opponent. By way of Toronto Ontario Canada!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TC: She weighed in at 129 pounds! The Wrestlepest herself! LA CUCURACHA!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The referee raises the Rey De Reyes belt over his head as this match gets underway.
S: I know you and Sam have your differences with him attacking you Ramon. But with a near 200 pound weight difference, could Wrestlepest do it?
RR: I know she can! I believe in her!
Sam squares up to La Cucaracha and the sheer size difference is visible to even those of bad sight! Sam smirks before shaking his head at her. Wrestlepest slaps him in the face before the American War Machine lifts her straight up for a Samoan drop! He carries on the weight advantage by lifting her up with ease and delivering suplex after suplex! He then continues the assault with a vicious shoulder barge that sends her to the corner. The referee asks if she is ok to which she nods. Sam has a big smirk on his face disrespectfully telling wrestlepest to bring it on.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The feisty Canadian goes for a serious of fast kicks to the gut and ribs of Sam before hitting elbow and fist strikes. But Sam pushes her against the ropes and delivers a massive powerslam!
Cover;
1..
2..
Sam lifts her head up.
S: Oh come on Sam.
Washington wastes no time and hits a perfect American the Brave Powerbomb! He puts one foot on Cucarach before shouting;
“MEXICO! FUCK YOU!”
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He salutes the American flag before making the cover;
1..
2..
Sam again lifts her head up.
RR: He just wants to torture her! The fat prick!
He throws her out of the ring and follows her not long after. He eyes her up before thrashing her into the steel steps which made her look like a rag doll being thrown about! She cries in pain while Sam wipes his hands.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
S: We knew this was going to be tough for her!
SW: THIS IS MY YARD!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sam cockily walks slowly over towards her, mocking her by acting all defensive.
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BUT LA CUCARACHA CRUSHES HIS HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
S: Yeah!
RR: All legal!
She finally gets momentum in this by smashing the steel chair several times over the body of Washington, who winches and screams in pain. She sees Sam stunned and goes for one huge chairshot! But Sam punches through the chair onto Wrestlepests face that sends her rolling against the barricade! Sam sees his chance.
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AND AMERICANRANAS LA CUCARACHA THROUGH THE BARRICADE!
S: Oh my god!
Washington drags Wrestlepests lifeless body into the ring and makes the cover;
1..
2..
Kick out by La Cucaracha!
Sam is surprised initially but nevertheless full of confidence. He goes to pick her up, but Cucaracha rolls him up!
1..
2..
Kick out by Sam!
They both roll back up and La Cucaracha bounces off the middle rope and hits a perfect head kick that stuns the American War Machine! She follows this up by going to the top rope!
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BUG ZAPPER!
Sam falls to the corner of the ropes which puts him in the wrong place for another classic move of hers. She signals for the cannonball as she tries to keep up the momentum once again! She makes her dash.
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CANNONBALL!
BUT SAM MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF HER AND LIFT HER UP FOR A SITOUT POWERBOMB!
Cover!
1..
2..
Kick out by La Cucaracha!
Sam crushes her stomach with a standing senton before going in for the headlock. The crowd begin to stomp their feet and clap their hands as they try and get the Wrestlepests adrenaline going. She stamps her feet to try and feel it before managing to get out of the hold and go for a spinning forearm, but Sam lifts her up for Heavy Artillery! But she rakes the eyes of Sam forcing him to let her go! La Cucaracha sees her chance and delivers a massive kick to the nuts!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RR: All legal you facist prick!
Sam roars in pain before Cucaracha delivers a perfect sling blade! Sam retreats to the corner to try and recover;
BUT LA CUCARACHA HITS HER CLASSIC CANNONBALL!
S: There it is!
Sam rolls out of the ring as he tries to recover. La Cucaracha sees her chance and claps her hands to which the crowd join soon after! She sees her chance and bounces off the ropes and delivers a huge front flip splash on Sam! This time its her turn as she smashes Sams head off the corner of the steel steps, which busts him up wide open. Blood begins to pour down the face of the American War Machine as La Cucaracha high fives some fans. She goes to grab a kendo stick from under the ring;
BUT SAM HITS THE AMERICAN HEAD CHARGE LARIAT ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
S: There it is!
RR: She took too long!
Sam then makes one of the most disrespectful things to ever to do to a Luchador and rips part of her mask off before smashing her head in with a steel chair. Now she too is bleeding from her exposed head before dragging her to the announce table.
S: What the hell does he have planned in store?
He rips part of the announce table before climbing on top of it with La Cucaracha on his shoulders. He shouts out loud for the Heavy Artillery Driver, but not to his knowledge Ramon has handed her one of the monitors! He goes for the driver but Wrestlepest smashes his head with the monitor! She gets on her feet and hits on thudding forehead smash which creates sparks flying! Sam is out cold on the announce table as La Cucaracha begins looking at top. She then begins to climb one of the steel pylons used for holding the stage together that is next to the announce table.
RR: Woah big statement here!
She climbs higher and higher as all the fans in Tijuana are on their feet. She gets to a height she likes as she hangs with one hand. She looks around the arena who all cheer her on!
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AND ELBOW DROPS FROM THE NEAR TOP OF THE STEEL PYLON ON SAM WASHINGTON THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
S: HOLY FUCK!
RR: THAT’S MY GIRL!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
La Cucaracha gets up holding her elbow before making the daunting task of dragging Sam back to the ring. The sheer weight difference makes it near impossible for her to lift him back in the ring. Ramon Rodriquez then steps in to the cheers of the crowd and helps roll him back in for the cover;
1…
2..
3!
NO! SAM KICKS OUT!
Ramon has his hands on his head as he can’t believe Sam has kicked out. Sam then makes a motion of come over here which brings Regan and Nixon, the American Ultras to come in and attack La Cucaracha!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
S: Oh come on!
The numbers game is too much as Wrestlepest can’t cope and is beat down by the two men. Sam starts to recover and barks out orders.
S: Wait Ramon, what are you doing?
Colour Commentator Ramon Rodriquez rolls in the ring and begins battling the Ultras! The 66 year old former Lucha legend hits both men with strikes, but the numbers game appears too much for him too. They bounce him off the ropes.
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SPEAR ON REGAN!
He hits a perfect European uppercut on Nixon!
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HISS OF DEATH ON NIXON BY LA CUCARACHA!
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BUT SAM GETS A HOLD OF RAMON AND HITS THE DECLARATION!
S: Oh no!
He goes for the American Head Charge lariat on wrestlepest, but she dodges it!
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HISS OF DEATH ON SAM WASHINGTON!
S: YES!
Cover!
1..
2…
3!
NO! SAM KICKS OUT!
Wrestlepest cannot believe it! The American War Machine has kicked out of the Hiss of Death. She goes to the top rope as the bloodied La Cucaracha roars for the verminator! She goes to the top rope as the fans cheer her on!
LC: This is for you!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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630 VERMINATOR SPLASH!
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NO! SAM CATCHES HER MID AIR!
S: How the fuck did he do that?!
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THE DECLARATION ON LA CUCARACHA!
Both are out cold and Sam doesn’t have the energy to make the cover. The fans stomp their feet and cheer Wrestlepests name on as they cry at her to get back in this. Sam is the first to get back up as the bloodied American War Machine looks on with a smirk on his face. He makes a cut throat motion before signalling for the Declaration. He kisses the American badge on his attire before dragging the bloodied La Cucaracha by the hair.
SW: AMERICA ALWAYS WINS!
He lifts her up for a second declaration!
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BUT RAMON RODRIQUEZ SPEARS SAM!
S: YES!
Ramon roars at La Cucaracha to finish the job. She goes to the top ropes again and looks around the arena with the fans cheering her name.
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VERMINATOR 630!
Cover!
1..
2..
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3!
LA CUCARACHA IS REY DE REYES CHAMPION!
The fans are going crazy as Wrestlepest shakes vigorously. Ramon hugs her hard before raising her hand in victory!
TC: Here is your winner….AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW GOL REY DE REYES CHAMPION! LA CUCARACHA!
S: The underdog has done it!!!! Against all odds!!! La Cucaracha is champion!
The technicos all storm into the ring and celebrate with La Cucaracha before the disciples of Lucha Libre along with Chaos Dragon all walk down to the ring with the prestigious GOL Rey De Reyes title. They congratulate Wrestlepest who is crying with joy. Chaos Dragon does the honour of wrapping the title around her waits, which she clenches her fists in the air before the fireworks go off on the catwalk and all around the arena. Confetti and balloons begin falling from the catwalk too as the celebrations begin!!
S: Ramon gets his own back. The Ultras are denied their dream of crushing Lucha Libre in it’s own back yard. And we have our Champion! And it could not have been a far more deserving Lucha!
Wrestlepest goes over to the fans and hugs family members while fans pat her back. She gets her joint Canadian/Mexican flag and raises it high with pride as the fireworks keep going.
S: Amigos! It has been one hell of a Eternal Lucha! We will see you against at chapter cinco! Good night!
The final shots are of La Cucaracha on the top turnbuckle raising the Rey De Reyes title with both hands as Eternal Lucha comes to a close!
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S: That is right amigos, the Lucha World Cup is coming in September and sign ups are open right now! You can now have the chance to represent your country and become the best wrestling nation period!
RR: And with it being no match being an ordinary match, this is going to fucking epic!
S: But now it is time for our main event! We will finally crown our first ever Rey De Reyes champion!
American soldiers come in and surround the ramp, making the way for the American War Machine to come in. Massive amounts of red white and blue balloons, confetti and bank notes with Sam’s face on it. The American flag is draped over the stage. A large engine can be heard revving hard and even omitting smoke from behind the stage. Suddenly the soldiers on the ramp can be seen erecting a border wall around the ramp and the ring to the crowds disgust.
(All Soldiers) FOR THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!
….
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
“Born in the USA” is roared up max as The American War Machine emerges on stage driving a custom made land rover in American colours with the roof off it. A dummy with the Mexican flag draped around it is hanging from the catwalk. Sam gets a flamethrower and begins torching the dummy which sparks a huge reaction from the home crowd. He then leaves the car and salutes the soldiers before walking down the ramp.
S: That is one way to make an entrance I guess?
RR: The scumbag is going to lose tonight!
Washington eyes up Rodriquez and laughs before rolling into the ring to a chorus of boo’s. He soaks it all in as he prepares to wait for his opponent.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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"Combat Baby" kicks up around thirty seconds in, so as better to get to the part of the song that rocks as entrance music. La Cucaracha emerges attached to a wire and appears like she is flying in the air! With wings attached to her back, the wrestlepest opens her arms outstretched in an attempt to pump up the fans. Some oblige, as she makes her way down the aisle, recognising the fans with holding a joint Canada and Mexico flag! She is carefully lowered to the ground where a staff member unclips her.
RR: Now THAT is how you make an entrance!
At ringside she slides under the bottom rope, jumping to her feet and charging to the nearest corner. Climbing the second turnbuckle, she appeals to the audience again, hopping down a second later to await the start of her match.
DING DING DING
TC: The following lucha, is your main event of the evening and it is for the GOL Rey De Reyes championship!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TC: Introducing first….From San Antonio Texas!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TC: Weighing in at 325 pounds. The American War Machine! SAM WASHINGTON!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TC: And his opponent. By way of Toronto Ontario Canada!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TC: She weighed in at 129 pounds! The Wrestlepest herself! LA CUCURACHA!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The referee raises the Rey De Reyes belt over his head as this match gets underway.
S: I know you and Sam have your differences with him attacking you Ramon. But with a near 200 pound weight difference, could Wrestlepest do it?
RR: I know she can! I believe in her!
Sam squares up to La Cucaracha and the sheer size difference is visible to even those of bad sight! Sam smirks before shaking his head at her. Wrestlepest slaps him in the face before the American War Machine lifts her straight up for a Samoan drop! He carries on the weight advantage by lifting her up with ease and delivering suplex after suplex! He then continues the assault with a vicious shoulder barge that sends her to the corner. The referee asks if she is ok to which she nods. Sam has a big smirk on his face disrespectfully telling wrestlepest to bring it on.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The feisty Canadian goes for a serious of fast kicks to the gut and ribs of Sam before hitting elbow and fist strikes. But Sam pushes her against the ropes and delivers a massive powerslam!
Cover;
1..
2..
Sam lifts her head up.
S: Oh come on Sam.
Washington wastes no time and hits a perfect American the Brave Powerbomb! He puts one foot on Cucarach before shouting;
“MEXICO! FUCK YOU!”
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He salutes the American flag before making the cover;
1..
2..
Sam again lifts her head up.
RR: He just wants to torture her! The fat prick!
He throws her out of the ring and follows her not long after. He eyes her up before thrashing her into the steel steps which made her look like a rag doll being thrown about! She cries in pain while Sam wipes his hands.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
S: We knew this was going to be tough for her!
SW: THIS IS MY YARD!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sam cockily walks slowly over towards her, mocking her by acting all defensive.
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BUT LA CUCARACHA CRUSHES HIS HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
S: Yeah!
RR: All legal!
She finally gets momentum in this by smashing the steel chair several times over the body of Washington, who winches and screams in pain. She sees Sam stunned and goes for one huge chairshot! But Sam punches through the chair onto Wrestlepests face that sends her rolling against the barricade! Sam sees his chance.
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AND AMERICANRANAS LA CUCARACHA THROUGH THE BARRICADE!
S: Oh my god!
Washington drags Wrestlepests lifeless body into the ring and makes the cover;
1..
2..
Kick out by La Cucaracha!
Sam is surprised initially but nevertheless full of confidence. He goes to pick her up, but Cucaracha rolls him up!
1..
2..
Kick out by Sam!
They both roll back up and La Cucaracha bounces off the middle rope and hits a perfect head kick that stuns the American War Machine! She follows this up by going to the top rope!
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BUG ZAPPER!
Sam falls to the corner of the ropes which puts him in the wrong place for another classic move of hers. She signals for the cannonball as she tries to keep up the momentum once again! She makes her dash.
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CANNONBALL!
BUT SAM MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF HER AND LIFT HER UP FOR A SITOUT POWERBOMB!
Cover!
1..
2..
Kick out by La Cucaracha!
Sam crushes her stomach with a standing senton before going in for the headlock. The crowd begin to stomp their feet and clap their hands as they try and get the Wrestlepests adrenaline going. She stamps her feet to try and feel it before managing to get out of the hold and go for a spinning forearm, but Sam lifts her up for Heavy Artillery! But she rakes the eyes of Sam forcing him to let her go! La Cucaracha sees her chance and delivers a massive kick to the nuts!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RR: All legal you facist prick!
Sam roars in pain before Cucaracha delivers a perfect sling blade! Sam retreats to the corner to try and recover;
BUT LA CUCARACHA HITS HER CLASSIC CANNONBALL!
S: There it is!
Sam rolls out of the ring as he tries to recover. La Cucaracha sees her chance and claps her hands to which the crowd join soon after! She sees her chance and bounces off the ropes and delivers a huge front flip splash on Sam! This time its her turn as she smashes Sams head off the corner of the steel steps, which busts him up wide open. Blood begins to pour down the face of the American War Machine as La Cucaracha high fives some fans. She goes to grab a kendo stick from under the ring;
BUT SAM HITS THE AMERICAN HEAD CHARGE LARIAT ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
S: There it is!
RR: She took too long!
Sam then makes one of the most disrespectful things to ever to do to a Luchador and rips part of her mask off before smashing her head in with a steel chair. Now she too is bleeding from her exposed head before dragging her to the announce table.
S: What the hell does he have planned in store?
He rips part of the announce table before climbing on top of it with La Cucaracha on his shoulders. He shouts out loud for the Heavy Artillery Driver, but not to his knowledge Ramon has handed her one of the monitors! He goes for the driver but Wrestlepest smashes his head with the monitor! She gets on her feet and hits on thudding forehead smash which creates sparks flying! Sam is out cold on the announce table as La Cucaracha begins looking at top. She then begins to climb one of the steel pylons used for holding the stage together that is next to the announce table.
RR: Woah big statement here!
She climbs higher and higher as all the fans in Tijuana are on their feet. She gets to a height she likes as she hangs with one hand. She looks around the arena who all cheer her on!
…
AND ELBOW DROPS FROM THE NEAR TOP OF THE STEEL PYLON ON SAM WASHINGTON THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
S: HOLY FUCK!
RR: THAT’S MY GIRL!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
La Cucaracha gets up holding her elbow before making the daunting task of dragging Sam back to the ring. The sheer weight difference makes it near impossible for her to lift him back in the ring. Ramon Rodriquez then steps in to the cheers of the crowd and helps roll him back in for the cover;
1…
2..
3!
NO! SAM KICKS OUT!
Ramon has his hands on his head as he can’t believe Sam has kicked out. Sam then makes a motion of come over here which brings Regan and Nixon, the American Ultras to come in and attack La Cucaracha!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
S: Oh come on!
The numbers game is too much as Wrestlepest can’t cope and is beat down by the two men. Sam starts to recover and barks out orders.
S: Wait Ramon, what are you doing?
Colour Commentator Ramon Rodriquez rolls in the ring and begins battling the Ultras! The 66 year old former Lucha legend hits both men with strikes, but the numbers game appears too much for him too. They bounce him off the ropes.
…
SPEAR ON REGAN!
He hits a perfect European uppercut on Nixon!
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HISS OF DEATH ON NIXON BY LA CUCARACHA!
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BUT SAM GETS A HOLD OF RAMON AND HITS THE DECLARATION!
S: Oh no!
He goes for the American Head Charge lariat on wrestlepest, but she dodges it!
…
HISS OF DEATH ON SAM WASHINGTON!
S: YES!
Cover!
1..
2…
3!
NO! SAM KICKS OUT!
Wrestlepest cannot believe it! The American War Machine has kicked out of the Hiss of Death. She goes to the top rope as the bloodied La Cucaracha roars for the verminator! She goes to the top rope as the fans cheer her on!
LC: This is for you!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
…
630 VERMINATOR SPLASH!
…
NO! SAM CATCHES HER MID AIR!
S: How the fuck did he do that?!
….
THE DECLARATION ON LA CUCARACHA!
Both are out cold and Sam doesn’t have the energy to make the cover. The fans stomp their feet and cheer Wrestlepests name on as they cry at her to get back in this. Sam is the first to get back up as the bloodied American War Machine looks on with a smirk on his face. He makes a cut throat motion before signalling for the Declaration. He kisses the American badge on his attire before dragging the bloodied La Cucaracha by the hair.
SW: AMERICA ALWAYS WINS!
He lifts her up for a second declaration!
…
…
…
BUT RAMON RODRIQUEZ SPEARS SAM!
S: YES!
Ramon roars at La Cucaracha to finish the job. She goes to the top ropes again and looks around the arena with the fans cheering her name.
…
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VERMINATOR 630!
Cover!
1..
2..
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3!
LA CUCARACHA IS REY DE REYES CHAMPION!
The fans are going crazy as Wrestlepest shakes vigorously. Ramon hugs her hard before raising her hand in victory!
TC: Here is your winner….AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW GOL REY DE REYES CHAMPION! LA CUCARACHA!
S: The underdog has done it!!!! Against all odds!!! La Cucaracha is champion!
The technicos all storm into the ring and celebrate with La Cucaracha before the disciples of Lucha Libre along with Chaos Dragon all walk down to the ring with the prestigious GOL Rey De Reyes title. They congratulate Wrestlepest who is crying with joy. Chaos Dragon does the honour of wrapping the title around her waits, which she clenches her fists in the air before the fireworks go off on the catwalk and all around the arena. Confetti and balloons begin falling from the catwalk too as the celebrations begin!!
S: Ramon gets his own back. The Ultras are denied their dream of crushing Lucha Libre in it’s own back yard. And we have our Champion! And it could not have been a far more deserving Lucha!
Wrestlepest goes over to the fans and hugs family members while fans pat her back. She gets her joint Canadian/Mexican flag and raises it high with pride as the fireworks keep going.
S: Amigos! It has been one hell of a Eternal Lucha! We will see you against at chapter cinco! Good night!
The final shots are of La Cucaracha on the top turnbuckle raising the Rey De Reyes title with both hands as Eternal Lucha comes to a close!
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